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Post by Guest on Aug 29, 2012 20:41:04 GMT -5
Tony Schiavone in the Ring with a Mike should be Mic and it's Jushin Liger thanks  Only you would make an issue with the spelling of mic |
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Aug 29, 2012 20:55:10 GMT -5
Tony Schiavone in the Ring with a Mike should be Mic and it's Jushin Liger oh boo hoo  a word is mispelled boo hoo i don't care ;D |
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Post by Volture is IN HELL on Aug 29, 2012 20:56:30 GMT -5
hey I said minor spelling errors and I never said they mattered
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 30, 2012 0:30:48 GMT -5
As a pretentious Audio Engineering student - yes, the spelling of mic DOES matter ;D
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 31, 2012 11:18:11 GMT -5
I got some newz: With regards to Monday Night Raw, I hate to do it but Naim is on thin ice. I'll allow him to put on the monthly ppv if he wants, but if he misses it then Monday Night Raw goes OOB  Torgaddon, if you want to put on the monthly ppv you can go ahead and do so. I know your storylines are not fully fleshed out but Volture will need some competition. I have updated the Archives. I ran out of characters on the main post so you each get your own shiny post (even those who abandoned us  ) The ppv events will be due by next Friday. Originally I was going to have you guys have the PPV and Week 5 due at the same time to keep things "realistic" but I don't wanna overwork you, and we've already missed a week so realism is out the window. I don't remember what the word limit was on the regular shows, but for ppv's go ahead and double that word count. I'm not saying you have to use it all, but the option is there if you want to. That's all I can think of at the moment. Later. |
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Post by Volture is IN HELL on Aug 31, 2012 11:25:58 GMT -5
week 5 is the ppv according to the OP of the game. Week 5 and 10 count as ppv shows
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 31, 2012 11:45:49 GMT -5
Alright well, there you go then. You get a whole week to write a kickass ppv so hop to it yall!
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Post by Naim on Aug 31, 2012 11:46:53 GMT -5
I got some newz: With regards to Monday Night Raw, I hate to do it but Naim is on thin ice. I'll allow him to put on the monthly ppv if he wants, but if he misses it then Monday Night Raw goes OOB Torgaddon, if you want to put on the monthly ppv you can go ahead and do so. I know your storylines are not fully fleshed out but Volture will need some competition. I have updated the Archives. I ran out of characters on the main post so you each get your own shiny post (even those who abandoned us ) The ppv events will be due by next Friday. Originally I was going to have you guys have the PPV and Week 5 due at the same time to keep things "realistic" but I don't wanna overwork you, and we've already missed a week so realism is out the window. I don't remember what the word limit was on the regular shows, but for ppv's go ahead and double that word count. I'm not saying you have to use it all, but the option is there if you want to. That's all I can think of at the moment. Later. I just fucking woke up, jeez. Let me write my show. |
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Post by Naim on Aug 31, 2012 13:26:14 GMT -5
Welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW! Last week we were preempted to due to the special marathon, we hope you saw our featured match and donated to the cause! Tonight in KING OF HONOR qualifying action, we will have our ONLY singles match in the tournament, when hated rivals Bray Wyatt and Cody Rhodes will be in action, also the Monday Night Raw debuts of CM Punk, Dean Ambrose, Austin Aries and Chris Hero and...OH NO...that’s the music of Brock Lesnar!
Promo: Brock stomps down to the ring, enters and is not in a good mood, then again when is he ever? He’s demanding to know the same thing anyone else is asking if they saw the show last week. He says he will not rest until he breaks every bone in each of his attackers’ body. And coincidentally he has a very good idea where to start. He orders Mixed Martial Archie/Robert Evans down to the ring. An Evans does appear, however it’s RD Evans, Archie and Evans’ alleged lawyer. RD says his clients have nothing to do with the assault on Brock, because (A) Robert Evans is still injured from his assault at Brock’s hands and (B) Archie would never hurt his own tag team partner! Evans then tells Lesnar as a result of losing his KING OF HONOR qualifier, he’s now entered in the LOS PAREJA ATOMICOS title tournament. As all non qualifiers are. Lesnar is baffled. Evans says he has Archie’s full support in going after the masked men and leaves.
The following triple threat match is to determine the next qualifier in the KING OF HONOR tournament.
Introducing first. FROM Gainesville, GA, “The Phenomenal” AJ STYLES!
AJ Styles always a crowd favorite basks in the appreciation of the fans.
FROM Hollywood, CA, “Hollywood’s Own” JOEY “Magnum” RYAN!
Joey Ryan the embodiment of sleaze makes no friends on the way the ring, however he does receive quite a few phone numbers from various women in the audience.
FROM Palo Alto, CA, DAMIEN SANDOW!
Damien Sandow has a microphone. He talks about how it’s unfortunate that he has to qualify himself into a tournament when Samoa Joe who hasn’t even debuted yet already has a bye into the tournament. He claims he will make it his mission to be just as dominant as Joe and quote/unquote kill his competition. The fans start a “Joe’s going to kill you chant.”
And we’re underway. Ryan motions to Sandow that he’s impressed with his facial hair, however Sandow is not impressed with Ryan at all and immediately begins assaulting him viciously. AJ Styles attempts to get in on the action and receives a thrashing of his own. Sandow then makes Joe’s throat slashing motion and props Ryan up for a Muscle Buster! 1-2-! Sandow breaks up his own pin! He then looks at Styles and decides to put the Coquina Clutch on him, Styles valiantly never submits instead passes out from the pain and here’s your winner DAMIEN SANDOW!
Segment: MICKIE KNUCKLES is admiring her newly purloined cowgirl boots. MICKIE JAMES approaches. She immediately reaches to yank them off of Knuckles. Annnnd catfight. JAMES STORM enters. He pleads with both Mickies to calm down and settle this after the PPV as there is too much at stake for all them. Knuckles reminds him that she doesn’t have a chance as the championship anymore thanks to James and The Cowboy while they do. Storm says no, but reminds her that she does have a shot at him. But that’s IF they all work together. Mickie James is left incredulous.
The following is a four way match is to determine the next qualifier in the KING OF HONOR tournament.
Introducing first. FROM Lucerne, Switzerland, CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI!
Double C “heys” his way to the ring and the crowd’s delight.
FROM Cleveland, OH, JOHNNY GARGANO!
Gargano cocky as ever struts his way down to ringside, stealing things from various members of the audience only to throw them away. Bully Ray’d be proud.
FROM Murray, KY, CHUCK TAYLOR!
Taylor follows his friend Gargano’s lead and then proceeds to scream at small children in the audience. A Chuck Taylor hallmark.
FROM Greenwich, CT, “The Game” TRIPLE H!
“The Game” receives a bit of a mixed reaction from the Raw faithful. He takes it in stride, like a true professional and continues his business.
Immediately, Gargano and Taylor double team Claudio and HHH. They have a big upperhand, until they get cocky and HHH takes control. Claudio rallies back as well, scoring huge with the Swiss Death on Taylor. HHH spinebusters Gargano and here comes a big slugfest between the Swiss Superman and The Game. Gargano and Taylor decide it’s no loner worth it and abandon the match, distracting Claudio. Never turn your back on The Game, and PEDIGREE. 1-2-3! TRIPLE H advances.
The following four way match is to determine the next qualifier in the KING OF HONOR tournament.
Introducing first. FROM Milwaukee, WI, he is quite possibly “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived” “A-Double” AUSTIN ARIES!
Austin Aries enters as only Austin Aries can, flashy as hell and with the crowd firmly behind him.
FROM Dayton, OH, “That Young Knockout Kid” CHRIS HERO!
Chris Hero enters to a smattering of applause and adoration.
FROM Chicago, IL, THIS IS...C-M-PUNK!
CM Punk initially receives a very warm welcome, but immediately makes a beeline for the microphone. He states that he isn’t happy to be here. He was ready to make a name for himself on the REAL Monday Night Raw and become the greatest champion that there ever could be. But instead he’s here wrestling a bunch of guys he’s already wrestled before wrestling for a meaningless title. But that’s okay, because once he wins, that title’s going to mean everything. And they are totally booing him now.
FROM Cincinnati, OH, DEAN AMBROSE!
Ambrose immediately approaches our ring announcer and demands that he announces him under HIS name.
FROM Cincinnati, OH, JON MOXLEY!
Moxley enters...and we’re off. This could easily be the match of the night. At some point all 4 of these men have crossed paths with each other. Moxley and Hero in CZW. Punk and Hero for IWA Mid South. Punk and Aries for the ROH World title. Moxley and Aries in EVOLVE. Punk and Moxley in FCW and Aries and Hero in ROH. These men clearly know each other’s styles and they’re all waiting to see who will strike first. And the unpredictable kamikaze Moxley starts in on Punk! Aries and Hero trading shots! they are already spilling to the outside, somehow both pairs have already separated and Aries and Punk are brawling on one side while Moxley and Hero are on the other. Punk and Aries are in the ring. Aries goes in for missile dropkick and misses. Punk goes in for the cover and it’s broken up by Moxley. Moxley is belting Punk with shots and goes in for a DDT he gets it. Hero and Aries break it up, and Hero is tossed to the floor simultaneously with Moxley. Punk and Aries are dead center of the ring. DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE! There are bodies on two sides of the ring in a trash heap. Hero is the first on back to his feet. Rolls Punk in. Whips him in, ROLLING ELBOW. 1-2-! Punk kicks out! Hero’s incredulous! Aries back in. Kicks hero in the head, whip to the corner, IED! Dropkick lands and he goes for the brainbuster! He gets it! Punk breaks up his cover, roundhouse kick, and and he goes in for the Anaconda vice! It’s locked in! Moxley’s back! Stomp to the head of Punk. One Hitter on Hero! 1-2-3! JON MOXLEY ADVANCES! What a match. One qualifying match left!
The following is the MAIN EVENT of the evening and the FINAL KING OF HONOR qualifying match!
Introducing first! FROM Lafayette, LA, BRAY WYATT!
Bray Wyatt has a microphone. He states that once and for all Cody Rhodes will learn to respect divinity. He will not ask questions of paternity and fathers, he will no longer need them where he going.
FROM Marietta, GA, CODY RHODES!
Rhodes for lack of a better word is intense tonight. He has one goal in mind and that’s harming Bray Wyatt.
AND IT’S A DOGFIGHT. Wyatt and Rhodes are not having a wrestling match, this is a brawl. And Rhodes immediately picks up a steel chair and nails Wyatt! WHY? Bray Wyatt advances, but why would Rhodes ruin his chances at the title? Is this literal blood feud more important that supremacy?
That’s all we have for you this week. See you next time on Monday Night Raw!
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Post by Guest on Aug 31, 2012 16:22:09 GMT -5
Thank god for that! I only planned 8 shows. But really I have to do the PPV now? Nothing is built up!
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Post by Volture is IN HELL on Aug 31, 2012 16:26:07 GMT -5
Thank god for that! I only planned 8 shows. But really I have to do the PPV now? Nothing is built up! TNA's 1st show ever was on pay per view. Keep that in mind |
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Post by Guest on Aug 31, 2012 17:21:13 GMT -5
Ok its fine, I'll give you my second week for free
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 31, 2012 19:55:44 GMT -5
I got some newz: With regards to Monday Night Raw, I hate to do it but Naim is on thin ice. I'll allow him to put on the monthly ppv if he wants, but if he misses it then Monday Night Raw goes OOB Torgaddon, if you want to put on the monthly ppv you can go ahead and do so. I know your storylines are not fully fleshed out but Volture will need some competition. I have updated the Archives. I ran out of characters on the main post so you each get your own shiny post (even those who abandoned us ) The ppv events will be due by next Friday. Originally I was going to have you guys have the PPV and Week 5 due at the same time to keep things "realistic" but I don't wanna overwork you, and we've already missed a week so realism is out the window. I don't remember what the word limit was on the regular shows, but for ppv's go ahead and double that word count. I'm not saying you have to use it all, but the option is there if you want to. That's all I can think of at the moment. Later. I just fucking woke up, jeez. Let me write my show. Sorry, my fault. Gotta understand I've been burned twice already. |
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Aug 31, 2012 20:20:37 GMT -5
I didn't abandon you, i just had a lot of stuff in my plate
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 31, 2012 21:07:46 GMT -5
I didn't abandon you, i just had a lot of stuff in my plate  Just playing with you man. It's just a game. |
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Aug 31, 2012 21:11:42 GMT -5
I didn't abandon you, i just had a lot of stuff in my plate Just playing with you man. It's just a game. I know, it's just that when i said it, i didn't say it with a "bitching" tone, I said it with a "just letting you know" tone ;D ...just saying |
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 31, 2012 21:15:07 GMT -5
Just playing with you man. It's just a game. I know, it's just that when i said it, i didn't say it with a "bitching" tone, I said it with a "just letting you know" tone ;D ...just saying Alright alright I retract my statement and issue a new statement: |
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Aug 31, 2012 21:20:38 GMT -5
I know, it's just that when i said it, i didn't say it with a "bitching" tone, I said it with a "just letting you know" tone ;D ...just saying Alright alright I retract my statement and issue a new statement: Why thank you good sir (no, seriously!), you are a soft spoken, well written kind of guy like Mr. Sandow  Off Topic: I am doing Reviews on Foods/Drinks and Fan Fictions and such ;D |
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Aug 31, 2012 21:23:03 GMT -5
Alright alright I retract my statement and issue a new statement: Why thank you good sir (no, seriously!), you are a soft spoken, well written kind of guy like Mr. Sandow Off Topic: I am doing Reviews on Foods/Drinks and Fan Fictions and you should check them out if you got time ;D |
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Post by Kaladin on Sept 1, 2012 9:33:10 GMT -5
Alright alright I retract my statement and issue a new statement: Why thank you good sir (no, seriously!), you are a soft spoken, well written kind of guy like Mr. Sandow Off Topic: I am doing Reviews on Foods/Drinks and Fan Fictions and such ;D Thank you we are two absurdly intellectual people. You doing the reviews here on the Craphole, or elsewhere? |
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Sept 1, 2012 11:24:46 GMT -5
Why thank you good sir (no, seriously!), you are a soft spoken, well written kind of guy like Mr. Sandow Off Topic: I am doing Reviews on Foods/Drinks and Fan Fictions and such ;D Thank you we are two absurdly intellectual people. You doing the reviews here on the Craphole, or elsewhere? Here exclusively in the CrapHole |
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Post by Kaladin on Sept 1, 2012 11:35:09 GMT -5
Excellent, I look forward to it. What fanfics?
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Sept 1, 2012 12:25:14 GMT -5
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Post by Super Harlex 64 on Sept 1, 2012 12:29:23 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for Cupcakes and Hawaiian Dicking! |
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Sept 1, 2012 12:53:37 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for Cupcakes and Hawaiian Dicking! don't shit your pants just yet... i was partying yesterday |
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