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Post by jonthemadfag on Aug 4, 2012 2:22:41 GMT -5
Not again this kind of thread, but deal with it anyway.
1. Starts an Internet show called: "Indian look at the certain American funthings", including killing muslims, racism, sex and eating hamburgers.
2. Does a shoot promo on everyone who hate him, becoming the new Rock.
3. Hiring guys with Ski Masks.
4. Starts a feud with WWE's left pieces of Hulkamania.
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Aug 4, 2012 2:25:41 GMT -5
5. Makes a Porno called " The Indian Rump Shaker"
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Post by kingjamesthegreat on Aug 4, 2012 2:40:42 GMT -5
6. Injures Cena in a match putting him out for a year forcing WWE to make new stars
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Post by The Real Inferno on Aug 4, 2012 3:29:45 GMT -5
I still prefer...
7. His arms and legs are replaced with machine guns.
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Post by s1mon86 on Aug 4, 2012 7:00:07 GMT -5
just turn into Mr.T
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Post by fhgrad99 on Aug 4, 2012 7:41:50 GMT -5
9. Get his own ring announcer that speaks the official language of India.
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 4, 2012 9:06:33 GMT -5
10. Learns how to wrestle.
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Post by anorexorcist on Aug 4, 2012 9:41:22 GMT -5
11. Becomes Kamalas legs.
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Post by One Winter Nation: Remleiz on Aug 4, 2012 9:50:58 GMT -5
9. Get his own ring announcer that speaks the official language of India. Im sure you mean Hindi but you aware that the official language is still British English right? [as thats the language they use in court and such] |
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Post by Super Harlex 64 on Aug 4, 2012 10:40:55 GMT -5
12. Lead a gang of misfit jobbers and feud with the Undertaker at WM XXIX in a Hell in a Cell match but defeat the Undertaker even though his crew was turned into zombies before WM.
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Post by Trent Valentine on Aug 4, 2012 12:58:09 GMT -5
13. Jinder Mahal should be louder, angrier, and have access to a Time Machine.
14. Whenever Jinder Mahal is not on screen..the announcers ask..where's Jinder?
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Post by Volture is IN HELL on Aug 4, 2012 13:17:24 GMT -5
15. He revamps his character to be like Raj from the Big Bang Theory where he can't talk to girls without alcohol
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Post by Dragon Sucks on Aug 4, 2012 13:45:34 GMT -5
16. Not be Jinder Mahal
17. Hijack catering with Indian food, giving everyone diarrhea, starting a new feud
18. Get all feuds and matches outsourced to him
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Post by heights on Aug 5, 2012 0:28:59 GMT -5
19. Do something
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Post by Kaladin on Aug 5, 2012 0:35:00 GMT -5
20. Get leg reduction surgery.
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Post by Fall Below Love on Aug 5, 2012 0:43:39 GMT -5
21. Jinder Bender, the Indian drag queen.
22. When he wins a match, have a Bollywood dance troupe hit the ring and he leads a dance number.
23. Drive to the ring in a Honda Civic, which he uses to carpool to work with his Indian roommates.
24. Bill himself from "New Delhi, Indiana", change his name to Jimbo Penhall, and wear red, white, and blue and a NY Yankees hat.
25. Borrow the Curry Man gimmick.
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Post by Meme Event Mafia on Aug 5, 2012 2:07:48 GMT -5
26. Admits that he sucks and quits WWE as a favor to the WWE Universe.
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Post by shemmy86 on Aug 5, 2012 12:02:25 GMT -5
27. He quotes scenes from the Hangover in the middle of his matches.
28. He becomes Jinder.0 and shows the audience a bunch of shock videos.
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Post by kingofoldschool on Aug 5, 2012 12:14:25 GMT -5
29. Jinder Mahal - King of The Unemployment Line
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Post by Fall Below Love on Aug 6, 2012 17:00:35 GMT -5
30. Have him go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and he wins the million dollars because all the questions pertain to something that happened in his lifetime.
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Post by Joetacos2: Rainbow Dickhead on Aug 6, 2012 17:07:10 GMT -5
15. He revamps his character to be like Raj from the Big Bang Theory where he can't talk to girls without alcohol you know what's ironic? i was actually watching "The Big Bang Theory" while reading apon this |
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Post by Fall Below Love on Aug 7, 2012 0:47:17 GMT -5
31. Team him with Yoshi Tatsu and form a Harold and Kumar tag-team.
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Post by downwithopc on Aug 7, 2012 16:35:23 GMT -5
32. Rolls a giant ball around that collects stuff and keeps getting bigger.
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Post by 14thlistener on Aug 7, 2012 22:53:25 GMT -5
22. When he wins a match, have a Bollywood dance troupe hit the ring and he leads a dance number. 24. Bill himself from "New Delhi, Indiana", change his name to Jimbo Penhall, and wear red, white, and blue and a NY Yankees hat. So, he's either Brodus Clay 2 or Kerwin White 2? 33. Feud with Tiger Ali Singh for ring gear. 34. Go to Ring Ka King. Take Khali with him. 35. Form tag team "Up Hai" with some other random jobber. 36. Become Ryback's caddy, pushing a cart of food around, to feed him more. |
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Post by bjboston on Aug 8, 2012 15:06:16 GMT -5
22. When he wins a match, have a Bollywood dance troupe hit the ring and he leads a dance number. I... actually like this one. |
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