If I am not mistaken there was a version of this Kevin Kelly of all people wrote with WCW guys. Called WCW Attitude and it had to do with making fun of WCW. Dealing with their age, weight, joint replacements and butt kissing. I remember coming across it either on a newsgroup or on a spoiler site. I only remember bits and pieces of it.
Anyone else remember it?
EDIT: Found it.
WCW AttitudeWCW Attitude Parody I
Hulk Hogan: I know what you're thinking...
Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete...
Roddy Piper: ....you're right.
Eric Bischoff: I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds...
Konnan: I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row...
Hulk Hogan: I was a National champion at making horrible movies...
Roddy Piper: My jersey was retired at the old folks' home...
Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen...
Rick Rude: Cashed over 200 insurance checks...
Hulk Hogan: Suffered a dozen heart attacks...
Roddy Piper: Damn near broke my false hip...
Dusty Rhodes: A blown out light bulb in my fridge...
Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up...
Lex Luger: This is who I am...
Eric Bischoff: This is what I do *kisses Hogan's butt*
Roddy Piper: I'm not an athlete?
The Disciple: This isn't my real face....
Hulk Hogan: Try using my Ben-Gay