Post by Volture is IN HELL on Sept 14, 2012 14:22:28 GMT -5
Jammit is 1 of my favorite games of all time for Sega Genesis. I spent many hours of my youth playing it.
The game is similar to NBA Jam (points are 1 point for dunks and shots in the line and 2 points outside the foul line)
Meet the crew:
Each have their strengths and weaknesses.
Chill is good at dunks but he's slow and sucks at 2 pointers.
Roxy is good at 2 pointers and pretty fast but not great at close range shots or dunks.
Slate is my favorite as he is fast, decent at every shot and is the best at trash talking.
Next pick your game:
1 on 1 - self explanatory, first to 21 wins. Loser takes the ball out.
Sweat - Same as 1 on 1 but no fouls and winner takes the ball out.
2 Hot - Same as 1 on 1 but winner takes the ball out and there are 2 x's that move around and if you shoot from an x it's worth 2 points.
Poison - Same as 1 on 1, first to 21 wins however hit 20 points and your points are cut to 13 so you have to get to 19 and hit a 2 point shot to win.
Slams Only - Same as 1 on 1 but only Slam Dunks count.
In 2 It - Same as 1 on 1 except the x's are back and only shots from the x's will count.
Frenzy - Same as In 2 It but there are now 2 balls instead of 1.
pick your court:
Slam Heaven is Chill's court, Snake Pit is Roxy's and Fishheads is Slate's.
1 player mode is a challenge to get through ever court and every game run by a baller known as the Judge. Judge picks all the rules.
Pick your person and you start with $300.
Play through the courts making bets and keep playing til you clean the other out to move on (I always go all in)
After getting through the main games a new 1 is unlocked called Cut throat
Cut Throat is all 3 players if someone scores they get free throw shots worth 1 point each. You can get 3 shots if you make the first 2, miss any and the ball is back in play. Hit 13 points and your score cuts to 3, hit 20 points and your score cuts to 10 so like Poison you have to time your shots.
Beat Cut Throat and now the Judge is pissed. You have to go all in with your money against him and the rules are random each time so you never know what you're playing against him.
Judge: "THIS IS MY HOUSE"
Beat the Judge and he's even more pissed.
Judge: "Never Again"
You use your money to buy Judges Court and the words behind you say "Slate/Roxy/Chill's House (Whoever you were)
You stand in front of the sign dancing as the credits roll.
The game is loaded with trash talking and is kinda dated now but I still enjoy digging it out from time to time.
If you can reply to this, you're smarter than me for still being here. I had so many second chances that they became third and fourth chances. And what did I learn from them? NOTHING!
Please don't be a halfwit like I was. It won't help my cause much because I won't know where to respond to. Thank you.
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Sorry i may be out of the loop on this but...what?!
I also don't know but I don't really want to
Volture was ignoring the Mods on some warnings and then pushed things over the line by emailing his flacid dong pic to another member or something. That's what I heard anyway.
Volture was ignoring the Mods on some warnings and then pushed things over the line by emailing his flacid dong pic to another member or something. That's what I heard anyway.
Volture did not e-mail us a fucking picture of his fucking penis. And if any of you want to fucking run off and fucking tell him right away I fucking said this, take a fucking screen shot because it'll be fucking easier than just fucking saying "Agent P said blah blah blah"
Yes, I am a brony. Have a problem with that? Fuck off. I don't give two shits about the shows you watch.
Post by slik-dan-go on Nov 9, 2012 21:47:17 GMT -5
I believe Randal said Volture sent him an email by mistake of his member, which after initially being creeped out, Randal said was very 'low voltage' in appearance.
There isn't really proof of whether he sent this to Randal or not except for asking him to share, but I would prefer he did not offer proof.
Volture was ignoring the Mods on some warnings and then pushed things over the line by emailing his flacid dong pic to another member or something. That's what I heard anyway.
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I believe Randal said Volture sent him an email by mistake of his member, which after initially being creeped out, Randal said was very 'low voltage' in appearance.
There isn't really proof of whether he sent this to Randal or not except for asking him to share, but I would prefer he did not offer proof.
Talking to Randal earlier he said he deleted that pic a long time ago.
Post by Dragon Sucks on Nov 10, 2012 1:56:55 GMT -5
I got a message from Volture about this and I'm tired of dealingw ith it and am close to blocking him. If he reads or hears about what I just typed so be it.
Randal said that but a while back when someone made one of those endless "why did Volt get banned?" threads I offhandedly joked it was because he kept posing dick pics. People apparently took that seriously then and seem to still do so now. I wish I had never made that jest.
I'm not entirely sure I believe Randal btw.
Now....CAN WE PLEASE STOP MENTIONING OR TALKING ABOUT VOLTURE? PLEASE. JUST LET IT BE.
I'm a loser and my sig takes up half the damn page. Learn from my mistakes and don't be like me.
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Now....CAN WE PLEASE STOP MENTIONING OR TALKING ABOUT VOLTURE? PLEASE. JUST LET IT BE.
sorry for bringing him back up. Yhe topic jumped to the top of the new topics so I thought he may have come back as he is the most popular topic around the 'hole these days. I have no opinion on hi one way or another
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