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Post by The O-Man on Sept 21, 2012 15:11:21 GMT -5
with hilarious or disastrous results. In a fight or just screwing around with friends.
Lets see, I gave my friend the Killswitch/Unprettier on woodchips in Elementary school and he got cut up real bad, my friend Batista Bombed me and his bedframe collapsed.
I have used Spinebusters and DDT's in real fights, they normally disoriented my opponent enough for me to beat the snot out of them.
My Friend who is a trained MMA fighter and has won National Championships in Canada put a 270 Lbs Portuguese Kid in the Masterlock, the kid couldn't break it and his face went all red and Teachers tried to break it up and he still didn't let go, it was fucking hilarious. I also Spinebustered that very kid who is a clear 120 Lbs heavier than me.
I powerbombed my friends brother, who at the time weighed 250 Lbs, again I am 5'7 154 Lbs, and I got him up like properly. It shook the whole cottage.
Ummm what else, Oh yeah We used to do schoolyard wrestling and some kid who was in grade 4 (i was in grade 6) thought he was hot shit, so we had a match and I kept locking submissions, he would say let go but not admit defeat, so I locked in the crossface and held it in until he had an asthma attack LMFAO!
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Post by Naim on Sept 21, 2012 15:24:29 GMT -5
DDT'd a taller kid who trying to kill me in 6th grade.
Beautiful leaping version too.
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Post by SciFi on Sept 21, 2012 16:03:27 GMT -5
Sidewalk slam/side suplex was popular, also Bret Harts pendulum backbreaker was a favorite.
Manhatten drop/inverted atomic drop. That move is just cruel. Most people can't move once they get dropped on theyre nuts and bang theyre tailbone at the same time. Like Peter Griffin when he banged his knee on the sidewalk, they just kinda roll around for 4-8 minutes.
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Post by PIANO RIFT WOOOO on Sept 21, 2012 16:17:52 GMT -5
f5'd my friend into a wall when we were 14 and his foot broke the dry wall
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Post by SciFi on Sept 21, 2012 16:24:11 GMT -5
f5'd my friend into a wall when we were 14 and his foot broke the dry wall Years ago, one of my friends was fighting with his brother and his older brother speared/gored him into the drywall and his head went partially through it. This was years before the Jericho/Rhyno spot on SmackDown! in 2001. Few minutes later theyre mom comes in like sandman and starts caneing them both with a whiffle ballbat ;D |
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Post by PIANO RIFT WOOOO on Sept 21, 2012 16:28:08 GMT -5
i don't know if this count's but when i was being trained are teacher picked a student up for a power bomb and when he let go the kid crapped himself
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Post by entombed on Sept 21, 2012 16:39:56 GMT -5
I bulldogged a guy playing hockey once, the ref wasnt to happy about it got a double roughing minor and a game misconduct.
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Post by The O-Man on Sept 21, 2012 17:22:57 GMT -5
Some kid broke his foot buzzsaw kicking me LOL
My same friend put me in the masterlock and while he was swinging me around I bashed my head off the door frame and was out cold for like 10 minutes, I woke up and he was trying to move my body outside LMFAO
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Post by James from Kentucky on Sept 21, 2012 17:32:08 GMT -5
I gave a Stone Cold Stunner to someone once.
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Post by Sir StroHersh, esq. on Sept 21, 2012 17:48:30 GMT -5
Usually giving my cousin triangle chokes and crossfaces whilst play wrestling, nothing serious.
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Post by Old Man Bob Holly BSP on Sept 21, 2012 18:44:29 GMT -5
I use to gently chokeslam my dog.
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Post by ddt on Sept 21, 2012 19:24:43 GMT -5
Many years ago, a friend of mine (who was a bit of a bodybuilder at one point and was very strong) was working in retail when he helped store security chase down a shoplifter. My friend put the guy in a "modified" Sharpshooter to hold him in place until the cops arrived. The shoplifter kept screaming, "You're breaking my leg!" I wish I could have seen that.
Other than that, my friends and I used to (safely) practice wrestling moves on each other when we were teenagers. My favourite move was....well, I'm sure you can guess.
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Post by The O-Man on Sept 21, 2012 20:55:04 GMT -5
I used to think austin kicked people in the nuts before stunning them, I got loads of trouble because I made some 6th grader cry in grade 1, hoofed em in the nuts and gave him a stunner, same kid may have been bullied so hard that he took his own life or became a junkie
My friend F-5d me into a pile of dog shit, another friend raven effected some gangster bully onto concrete and he like went into convulsions. It was ruled an accident and he got off scot free because the kid tried to tackle him and "he slipped backwards whilst restraining him"
I also got powerbombed into the flagpole by my cousins friend in grade one, my cousin was like in grade 7 and he like kicked the shit out of the kid until he realized I wasn't hurt thanks to the snow bank.
Hmmm oh I swanton bombed my friend aned cracked his rib.
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Post by kingofoldschool on Sept 21, 2012 21:14:01 GMT -5
I put the Mandible Claw on one of my kittens when I was in my early teens that almost killed it. (wasn't trying to do that)
I always did The Superfly Splash when jumping into a pool.
I would also chokeslam my friend into the pool.
Someone DDTed me in Metal class which knocked me loopy cause it was akin to Roberts DDTing Steamboat on SNME where Steamers head was driven straight onto the concrete.
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Post by PIANO RIFT WOOOO on Sept 21, 2012 23:55:01 GMT -5
another one to do with shit it was like my 5th match and i was wrestling kid commonwealth tnt he went for swanton bomb and i moved but when i went for a lightning spiral shit squirted right out of his tights and all over the ring
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Post by SciFi on Sept 22, 2012 0:46:01 GMT -5
another one to do with shit it was like my 5th match and i was wrestling kid commonwealth tnt he went for swanton bomb and i moved but when i went for a lightning spiral shit squirted right out of his tights and all over the ring Oops, can we do that over?  |
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Post by PIANO RIFT WOOOO on Sept 22, 2012 0:49:23 GMT -5
worst part is i still had to job for him and he pinned while sitting on my chest
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Post by Kaladin on Sept 22, 2012 9:55:44 GMT -5
I use to gently chokeslam my dog.  I grabbed a kid by the throat and threatened to chokeslam him - not knowing that I would NOT have been strong enough to do it. He backed down anyways  And I've backyard wrestled a lot in my life so I've taken a lot of bumps. None of them really hurt except one. I gave my 300 lb friend my finisher the STO, and he fell down directly on my foot while I was on my toes. Kinda hard to write it out but picture standing on your tippy toes and then going horizontal with your toes still on the ground, then have 300 lbs fall on that. I was lucky to not have a shattered foot. |
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Post by Super Harlex 64 on Sept 22, 2012 12:02:00 GMT -5
In 4th grade I was wrestling my one friend in my hallway and I attempted a sunset flip but the hallway was narrow and I smacked my heel against the wall going full force.
When I was like 6 and my brother was 3 or 4 we were doing swanton bombs off the top of my couch onto some pillows on the couch. I kept nailing it every single time but when my brother went up he put too much momentum in his jump, completely missed the couch, and my coffee table was really close to my couch so he hit his head on the coffee table.
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Post by Old Man Bob Holly BSP on Sept 22, 2012 13:06:11 GMT -5
I use to gently chokeslam my dog. I grabbed a kid by the throat and threatened to chokeslam him - not knowing that I would NOT have been strong enough to do it. He backed down anyways And I've backyard wrestled a lot in my life so I've taken a lot of bumps. None of them really hurt except one. I gave my 300 lb friend my finisher the STO, and he fell down directly on my foot while I was on my toes. Kinda hard to write it out but picture standing on your tippy toes and then going horizontal with your toes still on the ground, then have 300 lbs fall on that. I was lucky to not have a shattered foot. Do it make me more of a badass when I inform you she was a 3lb teacup poodle? |
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Post by The O-Man on Sept 22, 2012 13:35:16 GMT -5
I gave my girlfriends cat the Wasteland onto the bed, it ran off and went under the bed, kinda starting to smell down there....
Just kidding about the last part, the cat was fine
My friend used to hold Masterlock Challenges, nobody ever broke it. Once I was going to via finger prying but he kneed me in cornhole
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Post by Dragon Sucks on Sept 22, 2012 14:23:29 GMT -5
I've never used a wrestling move in real life. That's crossing the line into excessive silliness.
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Post by SciFi on Sept 22, 2012 14:40:32 GMT -5
I've never used a wrestling move in real life. That's crossing the line into excessive silliness. Hipster  |
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Post by Carter Seaton (BSP) on Sept 22, 2012 14:53:27 GMT -5
I put my friend in a figure four leglock as a joke outside of a show we were playing. He was screaming like a girl and limped for the rest of the day.
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Post by The O-Man on Sept 22, 2012 15:19:46 GMT -5
I put my friend in a figure four leglock as a joke outside of a show we were playing. He was screaming like a girl and limped for the rest of the day. Funny, once my friend put me in a figure four and it hurt like shit, but then I remembered No Mercy 2002 (i think that was the one) when RVD was able to reverse the pressure on it and hurt Ric Flair, so I did that and he tapped out like a little bitch. Also, some kid dislocated another kids ankle at school doing the Ankle Lock, and once my friend was chasing me down the hall after i wrote "twig fag" on his locker (he hated being called a twig) and I dropkicked his shins and he cracked his head off the ground and was out cold, the teacher came out and I said, "He was running down the hall and tripped over his feet." and yeah |
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