Post by The MaDaBa on Sept 1, 2011 21:21:41 GMT -5
Recently, on the August 19 SmackDown!; Randy Orton and Teddy Long are in the ring. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase come out to inform Orton that they'll be entered in the #1 Contender's battle royal later in the night. Ted DiBiase takes the mic and, after about two sentences, Orton just RKO's a fucker out of nowhere, then leaves the ring. Now, that's a dick move enough (and you could really make your whole list into "Things Randy Orton did" and it would satisfy the subject), but the segment continues.
Rhodes and Long stay in the ring, and Rhodes is irate.
CR: This is your show! I'm assuming you're going to do something about that! Y'KNOW WHAT! *points to Intercontinental Championship around his waist* Y'KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? I DEMAND YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!
TL: All right. I'll tell you what, I'm going to do something about it. I'm going to march right back there, and I'm going to have Randy Orton stand in a corner on one leg for ten minutes, and I'm also going to demand that Randy Orton take out a pen and a paper and write 100 times, "I WILL NOT RKO TED DIBIASE." Y'happy?
Long then proceeds to force Rhodes to immediately defend his Intercontinental title against Ezekiel Jackson.