Post by ThunderDrunk on Apr 10, 2012 0:06:01 GMT -5
*Thunderdrunk sits in his office, loud mps's playing metal, his shirt open, and a baseball cap over his head. Chillin with a shotglass of crown, Mercenary busts in.*
Mercenary- Hey, "bossman", good job taking the reigns. Oh wait, good job doing not a damn thing! I want a match, and I have NOTHING, so you gonna sit on your drunk ass or do something about this technical difficulty?
*Thunderdrunk swirls his drink, and looks up*
ME(duh)-Lemme tell ya this Merc, since yer so full of piss and vinegar, I'll do ya a double favor. ONE, the next fuckin man who shows his balls and wants to face you, he's YOURS. Second, I like you, you got guts son, first man in, gets a little favor from the drunk bastard. Whoever wants your pissin lightning ass, YOU get to make whatever the hell match you want. However, don't let me down kid, this is EXTREME Crappy Rules, not Friendly Bake Sale Rules, make it worth the fans time, deal?
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
ThunderDrunk
NAMELESS BLACK REF I will DRUNK you into submission!
Post by ThunderDrunk on Apr 10, 2012 12:52:59 GMT -5
"Last time I checked,"Team Remleiz" ain't facin no one, a team fighting the air ain't my idea of a match. Merc came to me,if you boys can round up some opposition, the match will go as planned, if everyone's scared of ya, then Merc gets his solo match, we crystal?"
Last Edit: Apr 10, 2012 12:54:13 GMT -5 by ThunderDrunk
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
If Agent P is not willing to defend his title, then I DEMAND that the board of directors strip him of the title and give me the rematch for it I so richly deserve in a dildo on a pole match!
CURRENT FAVE 5 Dolph Ziggler Brad Maddox Team Rhodes Scholars Team Hell No CM Punk
CURRENT SHIT LIST Brock Lesnar The Bella Twins John Cena RyBack Sheamus
Post by yapappi4life (has small dick) on Apr 10, 2012 18:57:20 GMT -5
Yapappi4life: I will challenge any current singles champion in a title unification match. And fuck their girlfriend (in-character insult, not an ooc insult here). Then, I will celebrate with a fifteen-some with fourteen of the most beautiful Asian and Ebony female models there is.
If you can reply to this, you're smarter than me for still being here. Please don't be a halfwit like I was. It won't help my cause much because I won't know where to respond to. Thank you.
HagSIN
NAMELESS BLACK REF The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Word going around the campfire is that Remleiz got himself a team of maniacs for a Lethal Lockdown match. And rumor circulating through the grapevine is they need an opposing team? Well hell, look no further. I'm game. Anyone wants to join Team HagSIN, you're welcome. If not...don't really matter. Make it handicap for all the shits I give. I'm just ready to follow up my impressive Crapamania victory with a good old fashioned ass-kickin'.
This promo has been brought to you by.....
Memorial Day: May 27
Josh Spicer
ANONYMOUS GENERAL MANAGER The Forum Santino Marella
Word going around the campfire is that Remleiz got himself a team of maniacs for a Lethal Lockdown match. And rumor circulating through the grapevine is they need an opposing team? Well hell, look no further. I'm game. Anyone wants to join Team HagSIN, you're welcome. If not...don't really matter. Make it handicap for all the shits I give. I'm just ready to follow up my impressive Crapamania victory with a good old fashioned ass-kickin'.
This promo has been brought to you by.....
Fuck it.
Yo CUMTITS!
We got a match?
No?
We do now...
Yo Hag!
We in dawg.
They won't even see us coming...
Although we cannot count on fate...
Good things come to those who wait...
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HagSIN
NAMELESS BLACK REF The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Word going around the campfire is that Remleiz got himself a team of maniacs for a Lethal Lockdown match. And rumor circulating through the grapevine is they need an opposing team? Well hell, look no further. I'm game. Anyone wants to join Team HagSIN, you're welcome. If not...don't really matter. Make it handicap for all the shits I give. I'm just ready to follow up my impressive Crapamania victory with a good old fashioned ass-kickin'.
This promo has been brought to you by.....
Fuck it.
Yo CUMTITS!
We got a match?
No?
We do now...
Yo Hag!
We in dawg.
They won't even see us coming...
Awww yeah!!!
Team Remleiz! We comin' for you, n....FELLAS!
Memorial Day: May 27
ThunderDrunk
NAMELESS BLACK REF I will DRUNK you into submission!
Post by ThunderDrunk on Apr 10, 2012 21:17:16 GMT -5
*Thunderdrunk appears on the amazingly expensive Crapatron 3000*
"Well, well, well....seems like we got some shit brewing here kids. HagSIN, Spicer? You get your wish but, "Cumtits" ain't enough of a reply, give me names folks. And Remleiz? You need one more body for this shit to go down. That seems about right, oh, and Yapappi? I got something special for you,since I had to vacate my belt, I'm making a match for my opponents if they can hear me. 5thHorseman? Nerdkiller? You wanted that belt pretty bad, here's your shot. Downside? Winner of that match gets Yapappi later on....yeah that should do it....
....Oh wait. Agent P? If you want your check from Crapamania to not bounce and keep that well lubed title, you best be across the ring from Jed at Extremely Crappy Rules pal. Oh and that dildo on a pole? It's the "Missy Hyatte Special", fourteen inches of industrial grade synthetics boys. After we get all this nice and confirmed I'll make some extremely crappy stips for you kids."
Last Edit: Apr 10, 2012 21:23:04 GMT -5 by ThunderDrunk
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
I am the Gay Anal Champion and I answer to nobody!
Oh, no Agent P, you do answer to someone! You, and all the rest of these peons answer to the board of directors! And consequently, I just got done blowing the board of directors, and in return, they've granted me my rematch at EXTREMELY CRAPPY RULES, for the GAY ANAL CHAMPIONSHIP! And not only is it a dildo on a pole match, but if you lose, you have to be my sex slave! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
CURRENT FAVE 5 Dolph Ziggler Brad Maddox Team Rhodes Scholars Team Hell No CM Punk
CURRENT SHIT LIST Brock Lesnar The Bella Twins John Cena RyBack Sheamus
ThunderDrunk
NAMELESS BLACK REF I will DRUNK you into submission!
I am the Gay Anal Champion and I answer to nobody!
Oh, no Agent P, you do answer to someone! You, and all the rest of these peons answer to the board of directors! And consequently, I just got done blowing the board of directors, and in return, they've granted me my rematch at EXTREMELY CRAPPY RULES, for the GAY ANAL CHAMPIONSHIP! And not only is it a dildo on a pole match, but if you lose, you have to be my sex slave! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*zips up* Your argument was well thought out. However Jed, just like Anne Heche, it goes both ways, if you lose, Agent P gets himself your services as he sees fit as well.
Last Edit: Apr 10, 2012 21:34:16 GMT -5 by ThunderDrunk
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
Post by yapappi4life (has small dick) on Apr 10, 2012 21:50:39 GMT -5
Yapappi4life: I put my Unified Craphole Prankster Title on the line against thunderdrunk's Hardcore title. In a match where I choose the stipulation. The Manos: Hands of Fate, Seal The Deal match where the loser OR an associate of the loser must service the winner. If that's the case,- in the rare case that I lose- I stipulate darkseid- CUMTITS' slave- to service you thunderdrunk. Me? I'll be serviced alright...but not by you. By your mother, by your sister, by that girl in high school that you always had a crush on but only saw you as a friend who grew up to be just fine....ALL THREE AT ONE TIME! While you are forced to watch me fuck the living shit out of them...and maybe Chyna.
*muttering: CHyna gives great head*
Yapappi4life: Until then, prepare to be yapappified. And I...will get serviced by MY LADIES.
*fade to yapappi4life making out and fucking 14 female Asian and Ebony models. *
If you can reply to this, you're smarter than me for still being here. Please don't be a halfwit like I was. It won't help my cause much because I won't know where to respond to. Thank you.
Oh, no Agent P, you do answer to someone! You, and all the rest of these peons answer to the board of directors! And consequently, I just got done blowing the board of directors, and in return, they've granted me my rematch at EXTREMELY CRAPPY RULES, for the GAY ANAL CHAMPIONSHIP! And not only is it a dildo on a pole match, but if you lose, you have to be my sex slave! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*zips up* Your argument was well thought out. However Jed, just like Anne Heche, it goes both ways, if you lose, Agent P gets himself your services as he sees fit as well.
Oh don't worry Mr. Drunk, I won't lose! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a football team to service.
CURRENT FAVE 5 Dolph Ziggler Brad Maddox Team Rhodes Scholars Team Hell No CM Punk
CURRENT SHIT LIST Brock Lesnar The Bella Twins John Cena RyBack Sheamus
ThunderDrunk
NAMELESS BLACK REF I will DRUNK you into submission!
Yapappi4life: I put my Unified Craphole Prankster Title on the line against thunderdrunk's Hardcore title. In a match where I choose the stipulation. The Manos: Hands of Fate, Seal The Deal match where the loser OR an associate of the loser must service the winner. If that's the case,- in the rare case that I lose- I stipulate darkseid- CUMTITS' slave- to service you thunderdrunk. Me? I'll be serviced alright...but not by you. By your mother, by your sister, by that girl in high school that you always had a crush on but only saw you as a friend who grew up to be just fine....ALL THREE AT ONE TIME! While you are forced to watch me fuck the living shit out of them...and maybe Chyna.
*muttering: CHyna gives great head*
Yapappi4life: Until then, prepare to be yapappified. And I...will get serviced by MY LADIES.
*fade to yapappi4life making out and fucking 14 female Asian and Ebony models. *
I...am Thunderdrunk,head liquor store patron and interim General Manager of the Crap Federation.
(in other words,I gots no title, Sweet went MIA and to get the "ppv" rolling I vacated and assumed control)
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
Yapappi4life: I put my Unified Craphole Prankster Title on the line against thunderdrunk's Hardcore title. In a match where I choose the stipulation. The Manos: Hands of Fate, Seal The Deal match where the loser OR an associate of the loser must service the winner. If that's the case,- in the rare case that I lose- I stipulate darkseid- CUMTITS' slave- to service you thunderdrunk. Me? I'll be serviced alright...but not by you. By your mother, by your sister, by that girl in high school that you always had a crush on but only saw you as a friend who grew up to be just fine....ALL THREE AT ONE TIME! While you are forced to watch me fuck the living shit out of them...and maybe Chyna.
*muttering: CHyna gives great head*
Yapappi4life: Until then, prepare to be yapappified. And I...will get serviced by MY LADIES.
*fade to yapappi4life making out and fucking 14 female Asian and Ebony models. *
I...am Thunderdrunk,head liquor store patron and interim General Manager of the Crap Federation.
(in other words,I gots no title, Sweet went MIA and to get the "ppv" rolling I vacated and assumed control)
Yapappi4life: Yikes! Awkward....
*Has silentstranger pick up Hardcore belt with his mouth and leaves to the nearest airport. 20 hours later, he delivers the belt to yapappi4life, who proudly unifies both the Prankster Craphole title and the Hardcore title in the PCH or Prankster CRAPHARDHOLE Title. All the while, yapappi4life is joined by naim, Sweet and Josh Spicer who are all banging hot chicks -naim bangs Coco Austin, Spicer bangs Layla El and Sweet is banging...Kardashian while yapappi4life still fucks his now eighteen Asian and Ebony female 20-something models. They then all cum on their...tits and mark their initials on their chest....with their CUM.
CUMTITS. We cum on the tits of your wife who likes us being cool!
If you can reply to this, you're smarter than me for still being here. Please don't be a halfwit like I was. It won't help my cause much because I won't know where to respond to. Thank you.
*Thunderdrunk appears on the amazingly expensive Crapatron 3000*
"Well, well, well....seems like we got some shit brewing here kids. HagSIN, Spicer? You get your wish but, "Cumtits" ain't enough of a reply, give me names folks. And Remleiz? You need one more body for this shit to go down. That seems about right, oh, and Yapappi? I got something special for you,since I had to vacate my belt, I'm making a match for my opponents if they can hear me. 5thHorseman? Nerdkiller? You wanted that belt pretty bad, here's your shot. Downside? Winner of that match gets Yapappi later on....yeah that should do it....
....Oh wait. Agent P? If you want your check from Crapamania to not bounce and keep that well lubed title, you best be across the ring from Jed at Extremely Crappy Rules pal. Oh and that dildo on a pole? It's the "Missy Hyatte Special", fourteen inches of industrial grade synthetics boys. After we get all this nice and confirmed I'll make some extremely crappy stips for you kids."
*zips up* Your argument was well thought out. However Jed, just like Anne Heche, it goes both ways, if you lose, Agent P gets himself your services as he sees fit as well.
Oh don't worry Mr. Drunk, I won't lose! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a football team to service.
I beat you last time and you know damn well I will do it again!
Yes, I am a brony. Have a problem with that? Fuck off. I don't give two shits about the shows you watch.
Josh Spicer
ANONYMOUS GENERAL MANAGER The Forum Santino Marella
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. Jed, at Crapamania, in front of the largest audience to ever read the results of a show, I beat you. You had your chance at fame. You had your chance at glory. You had your chance at honor. You had your chance to achieve respect.
Well, after Extremely Crappy Rules, you will never again have a chance at fame or glory or honor and you will get no respect. Not from me and not from the thousands of people who will witness you go down at my feet.
I just hope that you can be a man and accept defeat, because after Extremely Crappy Rules there will be nothing left of you but a shell of what you once were.
Yes, I am a brony. Have a problem with that? Fuck off. I don't give two shits about the shows you watch.
ThunderDrunk
NAMELESS BLACK REF I will DRUNK you into submission!
Post by ThunderDrunk on Apr 11, 2012 12:09:54 GMT -5
Extremeley Crappy Rules card as it stands right now.
Yapappi vs. Opponent TBD Unified Craphole Pranster Title/w stolen Craphole Hardcore Title match Falls Count Anywhere NO DQ
Lethal Lockdown Team Match Team Remleiz vs. Team HagTits Remliez s1mon86 Mercenary - vs. HagSIN Josh Spicer - -
Gay Anal Championship Rematch-Dildo on a Pole Match Special Stip-Winner gets losers "services" for 30 days Agent P vs. Red Jed Redemption
I'd like one more match for the card, and Yapappi needs and opponent. After we have the card completely finalized everyone has one week to show me why you or your team should win, all promos up to this point will also be counted.
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
Post by One Winter Nation: Remleiz on Apr 11, 2012 12:14:57 GMT -5
*standing in the ring holding my trademark barbed wire kendo stick and a microphone*
Team Remleiz is in need of a fourth and final participant for Lethal Lockdown...
Now we don't care if you're male, female, gay, straight, martian, otaku - whatever! We just need someone who knows how to kick serious ass.
Now it looks like the challenge was answered by 'Dumbshits'...woops sorry, i mean 'Cumtits' and myself, S1mon86 and Mercenary are more then happy - and able - to take you to a new level of pain and torture. All we need in the eyes of management, is a 4th partner.
Consider this the dividing line - if you will not join us, then you are against us.
*i raise my arm holding the kendo stick in the air - lights cut out then return with me having leftt he ring*
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
