Extremeley Crappy Rules card as it stands right now.
Yapappi vs. Opponent TBD Unified Craphole Pranster Title/w stolen Craphole Hardcore Title match Falls Count Anywhere NO DQ
Lethal Lockdown Team Match Team Remleiz vs. Team HagTits Remliez s1mon86 Mercenary - vs. HagSIN Josh Spicer - -
Gay Anal Championship Rematch-Dildo on a Pole Match Special Stip-Winner gets losers "services" for 30 days Agent P vs. Red Jed Redemption
I'd like one more match for the card, and Yapappi needs and opponent. After we have the card completely finalized everyone has one week to show me why you or your team should win, all promos up to this point will also be counted.
You'd best be addin Sweet and Naim to that Lethal Lockdown Match boi...they're part of CUMTITS
Although we cannot count on fate...
Good things come to those who wait...
2x Winner of the Internet
April 8, 2013 - The Greatest RAW in the History of Ever/The Night of the Smark
Triple H in Curt's debut
HagSIN
NAMELESS BLACK REF The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
So I saw that Remleiz cat in the ring earlier begging for a fourth team member in Lethal Lockdown at ECR. And it's no surprise that nobody's stepped forward to claim that spot. Who would actually volunteer to be a victim of Team HagTits? You got CumTits...the single most elite posting unit on the forums today. Sure, they live large and they ride high, but they ain't above laying down some hurt bombs on whoever's in their path. These dudes retire chumps for breakfast and wipe their asses with the rulebook. And then you got HagSIN...UNDEFEATED 1-0!!! Y'all couldn't beat half of me on your best day even if the other half was helping you!
So you see....Remmy....nobody is stupid enough to step up and sign their own death warrant by joining your team. Nobody is crazy enough. You and your two other partners are crazy ass maniacs, I'll give you that. But when you're in the ring with the unstoppable force of BMF's that is CumTits and the unbeatable emperor of excellence that is HagSIN....just being crazy ass maniacs simply won't cut the mustard, JACK! Bringing maniacs to a Lethal Lockdown against the HagTits alliance is like bringing a BB gun to a nuclear war. You boys got eighteen days left....I'd suggest y'all do as much walking as you can in that time. Because come ECR...the ability to walk on your own two legs...will be a thing of the past.....
The preceding announcement has been paid for by..........
Extremeley Crappy Rules card as it stands right now.
Yapappi vs. Opponent TBD "Loser must choose self or representative to service the winner and group for 30 straight days. No questions asked." Unified Craphole Pranster Title/w stolen Craphole Hardcore Title match Falls Count Anywhere NO DQ
Lethal Lockdown Team Match Team Remleiz vs. Team HagTits Remliez s1mon86 Mercenary - vs. HagSIN Josh Spicer - -
Gay Anal Championship Rematch-Dildo on a Pole Match Special Stip-Winner gets losers "services" for 30 days Agent P vs. Red Jed Redemption
I'd like one more match for the card, and Yapappi needs and opponent. After we have the card completely finalized everyone has one week to show me why you or your team should win, all promos up to this point will also be counted.
You'd best be addin Sweet and Naim to that Lethal Lockdown Match boi...they're part of CUMTITS
FIXED.
Yapappi4life: I want to face somebody demented, crazy and who has a hot wife, sister and mother. I pick them as the representatives for servicing me. As far as the challenge is concerned, it can apply even to you Nerdkiller. Because when you're CUMTITS, your wives, moms and sisters make us cum because they like it cool and fresh and in the end, you'll never see us COMMING!
*fades back to a big CUMTITS orgy with fifteen hot female models*
If you can reply to this, you're smarter than me for still being here. Please don't be a halfwit like I was. It won't help my cause much because I won't know where to respond to. Thank you.
Josh Spicer
ANONYMOUS GENERAL MANAGER The Forum Santino Marella
Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 11, 2012 16:01:12 GMT -5
*seen in some basement, surrounded by a few pieces of scrap metal, as well as a robot's head*
Josh Spicer: So...we got Remliez, s1mon, and Mercenary up against the team of HagSIN and my boys, Naim and Sweet, as well as myself. Shiiit, I'd be more apt to say we're worried if the entirety of Team HagTITS wasn't undefeated! Hell, I don't even need to mention the belts around CUMTITS' waist, or the natural hag and Slash ability of SIN. In Lethal Lockdown, shit will get so real, people will start breakin kayfabe. Pardon me if I sound a bit heinous, Team Remliez...but it dpesn't matter if I have to use my helipack to fly over you all to drop shit on top of your heads, or if I have to start jackin shit off the walls at random...the only thing that matters...is that--while it might be in a cage--you...and this includes SIN...will never...see us...coming...
Last Edit: Apr 11, 2012 16:02:01 GMT -5 by Josh Spicer
Although we cannot count on fate...
Good things come to those who wait...
2x Winner of the Internet
April 8, 2013 - The Greatest RAW in the History of Ever/The Night of the Smark
Triple H in Curt's debut
ThunderDrunk
NAMELESS BLACK REF I will DRUNK you into submission!
Agent P, you come out here, you wear your birthday suit to the ring. What are you going skinny dipping? This isn't a swimming pool, no matter how much you want it to be. And if I'm not mistaken, it's taken you 13 years to get here right? Yeah? So what makes you think you're gonna do any better now that you are here? Or....after I grab that dildo, you will be my sex slave. Agent P....that is your name right? Agent P? What does that mean? Agent P. It means skin flute I think right? Look it up. It means skin flute. Good name. Glad his parents..hope his parents are happy.
Agent P, let me tell you something. No matter how much you like it.... See, I am the future of this forum. I am going to be a big time player in this machine called The Craphole. I am the Next Big Thing. I am the Next Generation. I am the Next Gay Anal Champion. And starting this moment...from now...from this moment on...this will be the moment...starting now...of the Genesis of Jed.
CURRENT FAVE 5 Dolph Ziggler Brad Maddox Team Rhodes Scholars Team Hell No CM Punk
CURRENT SHIT LIST Brock Lesnar The Bella Twins John Cena RyBack Sheamus
ThunderDrunk
NAMELESS BLACK REF I will DRUNK you into submission!
Since no one else is able to speak for him, we're drafting silentstranger into team Remleiz
*ThunderDrunk walks out onto the ramp, worn jeans and a wifebeater on, his cowboy hat slung low over his eyes*
Alrighty Remmy, I hear your words, but, well, I wouldn't be much of a GM if i didn't pull some backstage shit. Now don't get me wrong, not gonna screw you but I got a pony I betted on and he may still clear that finish line. If he wins by a nose, I HAVE your teammate, if not... Silent gets the nod. Yapappi i also have some shit brewing in my bathtub for you. Unlike some GM's I DO have the viewers best interests at heart, have a little faith fuckers, I'm drunk, not stupid, let me see how the next 24 hours pans out you goddamn animals....
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
Since no one else is able to speak for him, we're drafting silentstranger into team Remleiz
*ThunderDrunk walks out onto the ramp, worn jeans and a wifebeater on, his cowboy hat slung low over his eyes*
Alrighty Remmy, I hear your words, but, well, I wouldn't be much of a GM if i didn't pull some backstage shit. Now don't get me wrong, not gonna screw you but I got a pony I betted on and he may still clear that finish line. If he wins by a nose, I HAVE your teammate, if not... Silent gets the nod. Yapappi i also have some shit brewing in my bathtub for you. Unlike some GM's I DO have the viewers best interests at heart, have a little faith fuckers, I'm drunk, not stupid, let me see how the next 24 hours pans out you goddamn animals....
(i have no idea what you said lol )
s1mon86
NAMELESS BLACK REF Official caller of Brodus Clay's Mother
Since no one else is able to speak for him, we're drafting silentstranger into team Remleiz
*ThunderDrunk walks out onto the ramp, worn jeans and a wifebeater on, his cowboy hat slung low over his eyes*
Alrighty Remmy, I hear your words, but, well, I wouldn't be much of a GM if i didn't pull some backstage shit. Now don't get me wrong, not gonna screw you but I got a pony I betted on and he may still clear that finish line.
.........
Is it Fluttershy?
Last Edit: Apr 12, 2012 10:15:18 GMT -5 by Josh Spicer
Although we cannot count on fate...
Good things come to those who wait...
2x Winner of the Internet
April 8, 2013 - The Greatest RAW in the History of Ever/The Night of the Smark
You do not talk about me, Jed. You know there's things we aren't supposed to talk about out here. They told me a few things in the back I couldn't talk about, but I don't really remember what they was. One of them might have been, the only reason that Jed keeps getting title shots because he was on his knees in front of the entire Board of Directors!
I'm sorry guys, I know I wasn't supposed to say anything. Now let me ask you something Mods of this Board, as the guys who work for The Craphole, you can change things around, you can keep things from happening on this board, right?
Well that's fine, you can't tell me when Jed comes out here, and you're going to be disrespectful to me? You know what, you know that edit button that let's you edit what I type. You might want to press that now See I'm not holding anyone personally responsible for what I'm saying. See, Thunderdrunk is reading this with his hand on that little button that can cut me off. See Thunderdrunk, if I start saying something again, and I should talk about you up there right now smoking crack--
Alright, I will watch what I say. You see, someone showed me a tape with Jed holding his fist up saying 'Agent P...I'm going to put my dildo in your ass'. Now come on Jed, I ain't that corny. I would say 'You know, I'm Agent P, and Jed, you had sex with a girll!'
Last Edit: Apr 13, 2012 11:16:52 GMT -5 by Agent P
Yes, I am a brony. Have a problem with that? Fuck off. I don't give two shits about the shows you watch.
Post by One Winter Nation: Remleiz on Apr 13, 2012 11:11:58 GMT -5
*standing in an undisclosed location, it is dark, lit by only a few candles*
Not long now until Lethal Lockdown, before the violence rages and the blood flows...
Im sure many are wondering, who's going to get the 1 man advantage? Team Remleiz which i've decided to christen as "Ruination" or Cumtits? It doesnt really matter in my eyes boys, if we get the numbers advantage, we'll cut you open like stuffed piggies, and if you get the advantage, well that just makes it fair
*licks his index finger and thumb*
Regardless, Ruination is going to destroy Cumtits in that cage *extinguishes one candle with his wet fingers* one *and another* by *and another* one *and the last one, the room goes pitch black and all you can hear is sick laughter*
Josh Spicer
ANONYMOUS GENERAL MANAGER The Forum Santino Marella
Post by yapappi4life (has small dick) on Apr 16, 2012 16:25:02 GMT -5
yapappi4life: Nerdkiller, I don't job. No wrestling job, no washing job, no paint jobs, no hand jobs, no rim job, no blow jobs, no z-jobs, no boob jobs, nothing. But your trifecta of women (your wife/gf, your mom and your sister) will soon acquire some more experience in all of the above. Vote yapappi4life for unior executive to the White House...Of Reformed Education. (OOC: kayfabed)
If you can reply to this, you're smarter than me for still being here. Please don't be a halfwit like I was. It won't help my cause much because I won't know where to respond to. Thank you.
Yeah I'm lookin at ya sideways and drank seven jaeger bombs, wanna fight about it?
