Agent P reviews NXT 2/28/2013

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
November 1, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “I am still here.” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

The Hurricane missed me and I haven't gone to sleep in the Haunted House I mentioned on the Halloween night episode of the Bryan & Vinny Show.

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CURRENT CHAMPIONS:

NXT Champion: Seth Rollins (since August 30, 2012)

Previously on Drama Filled TV Show...

"Where is he, where is he? Where is he, where is he? Where is he, where is he?”
"Is he here yet?"
"No.”
“Besides, he knows that if he runs there will be a whole room full of powerful people ready to kill him."
"I guess you're right. I'm just — what if — where he is? He could be hurt or worse…."
"You—You bastard! I'm going to kill you!"
"What's wrong with you guys?"
"Son, you're a responsible man. You protect the people that you love and you've turned into a very happy, successful young man. But you are an idiot…"

And now, NXT.....

-The Siva Tau opens us up and we go straight to the ring...

Match #1
The Uso's vs Johnny Curtis & Michael McGillicutty

Dirty Curty is here, as is the man who pinned Tensai on a house show last night. Mr. Regal lets us know that Curtis and MMG are travel partners and are always getting into fights. If that is the truth then why are they even teaming, much less traveling with one another?

Now that Kaitlyn finally got her Diva's Title shot on pay per view that she won on NXT 2 years ago, when is Johnny Curtis going to get his Tag Team Title shot? I mean even Kaval got his title shot before being fired.

Curtis might need a new partner, however, as he and MMG go down in defeat to the brothers Uso as Jimmy pinned McGillicutty with a Superfly Splash

Winners: The Uso's
Time: 4:18

The Uso's have a moment of celebration when we are joined by....gasp....The Ascension! The only other team on NXT appears to make their intentions clear! They want more Uso's!

Match #2
Xavier Woods vs Leo Kruger

Good to see Consequences Creed made the long transition from a Soundstage in Universal Studio's to a college studio in another part of town.

Pacman Jones' personal replacement in Team Pacman did not have the greatest NXT debut, as the smiling South African wins again.

Winner: Leo Kruger
Time: 4:01

-Byron Saxton is standing on stage behind a podium with the love child of Monty Brown and Bobby Lashley: Big E. Langston. Byron asks about his insistence on winning with a 5 count. Big talked about how much he loves the number five. He has 5 fingers on each hand, 5 toes on each foot, a high five, a low five and...

...Vickie Guerrero? Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero is here to collect men for her stable. Vickie is convinced that Big and her could make each other very happy.

Big, instead of taking this chance to be called to the main roster, slapped his hands full of chalk in her face.

-Back from commercial we are joined by Serious Jinder Mahal. See NXT is alternate universe WWE where Jinder is not in a band.

Jinder says he is missing the NXT Championship. He lost the damn match 9 weeks ago and now he cares?

Jinder says it is his right to have a rematch with Seth Rollins for the championship. I don't see how that makes sense. He wasn't champion before. He demanded Dusty Rhodes comes out.

But instead out comes Justin Gabriel For Some Reason. Lance Storm is ripping his hair out.

Gabriel asks if the fans want Seth vs Jinder or Seth vs Justin and you can guess what they wanted.

Out comes Drew McIntyre, who in Alternate Universe WWE is not teaming with Jinder. Drew says Seth is the reason Drew has a broken hand and he once beat Seth, so he deserves the shot.

This brings out the first guy not already on Raw, Bo Dallas. Bo says he wants a title shot.

That brings out Dusty Rhodes who says he deserves a title shot against Seth Rollins. No, just kidding. He makes a 4-way match next week for the #1 Contender position.

Match #3
CJ Parker vs Roman Reigns

Roman is the brother of former WWE Superstar Luther Reigns I guess. Actually he is the son of Sika. The announcers put over how this is the long awaited debut of Roman. It may have been long awaited had they built it up.

Anyhoo, Roman whooped Male Pam Anderson and finished him off with a Back Suplex.

Winner: Roman Reigns
Time: 3:37

Tony Luftman talks about how we will always remember the first time we saw Roman Reigns. Eh, I'd rather have Bronson.

-Before the main event, I should point out that before I was potentially going to be knocked out by a Hurricane, I did review NWA: TNA from December 11, 2002. You can go read about Jeff Jarrett's current rivalry with Vince Russo and so much more on AngryMarks.com.

Match #4
WWE United States Championship Match
Antonio Cesaro vs Tyson Kidd

Trivia Note: In the 2 ½ year history of NXT, this is the first time that there has ever been a championship match for a WWE Title.

Jim Ross is here, Lance Storm is probably angry and this is the....MAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNNNNNNN EVENT!

The guy from Switzerland vs the guy from Canada with the referee from Korea for the United States Championship in the main event of a show that only airs Internationally.

Not surprisingly this was an excellent, excellent match with Kidd just a heart beat away on several occasions of being the new US Champion. Cesaro nails the huge uppercut after throwing Kidd into the air and then retained his title with the Neutralizer.

Winner and STILL United States Champion: Antonio Cesaro
Time: 7:09

So that is it. The show was quicker paced than last week, but I loved Bronson too much last week.

[Agent P]

NWA: Total Nonstop Action #25
December 18, 2002
LIVE! From Nashville, Tennessee

by Emerson “It's open condom style” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

-For the foreseeable future, welcome to the new day for these reviews, as I will be working most Monday's, so I will be doing the review on Sunday's.

Contact me:

E-mail: [e-mail]
Facebook: www.Facebook.com/Krazy.E.Man
Twitter: @thereallyrealew

Current Champions:

NWA World: Jeff Jarrett (since November 20, 2002)
TNA X-Division: Sonny Siaki (since December 11, 2002)
NWA World Tag Team: The New Church (since November 13, 2002)
Miss TNA: Vacated by Bruce (on November 27, 2002)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed last week on NWA: TNA....

-Mike Tenay and Don West were put in charge of guarding a guitar for 2 hours and did a fine job with it.

-Kid Kash started a heel turn, being frustrated that all the attention in the X-Division is given to people like AJ Styles and Amazing Red and Jerry Lynn.

-AMW lost a match to Divine Storm, which is only notable because AMW were then given a tag title match for this week and Divine Storm....weren't.

-Percy Pringle (Paul Bearer) prevented us from having Ron and Don Harris as NWA Tag Team Champions as he helped convince the referee of shenanigans during the title match.

-Sonny Siaki used help from a woman that looked like Christy Hemme if she did hardcore porn to win the X Title from Jerry Lynn.

-BG James hit his father with a chair.

-Finally AJ Styles attacked Jeff Jarrett after the main event where Vince Russo helped Jarrett retain the title, much to Jarrett's dismay

And that's what you missed on NWA: TNA....

-It is the last TNA show of 2002, as there were no shows on Christmas or New Year's Day, so the next show I will review will be January 8, 2003.

-We start the show with a video package detailing Jeff Jarrett's recent worldwide tour with the World Wrestling All-Stars promotion, defending the NWA Title in Scotland, England and Ireland and in Japan for Zero-One.

-To the back where Curt Hennig has just arrived in his pick up truck. Goldylocks asks him the world's longest run-on sentence as he walks right through the backstage area into the arena and into the ring.

Hennig grabbed the mic from Borash and called out Vince Russo. He said he ran out of beer while in the parking lot, so he sent Brock Lesnar to go get him some. Yeah I doubt that.

Hennig is pissed at Russo costing him the NWA Title last week. Unlike Roddy Piper, he won't just use his words to beat down Vinny, but instead twist him like a pretzel.

Russo comes through the crowd with Ron (or Don) Harris, so Hennig runs out after him. Hennig is suddenly attacked by the returning Low-Ki, Elix Skipper and Christopher Daniels!

The three of them take turns beating down Hennig while BG James takes Don West's headset and does a Jim Ross impersonation scraming “Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!”

Russo welcomes Hennig to Sports Entertainment Xtreme while Ron and Don run around taking down everything with the TNA logo.

-Back to the back where Goldy asks Bullet Bob Armstrong about what is going on. AJ Styles conveniently walked by. Bob asked him why he was with Russo. AJ said he wasn't with Russo, he just wanted to have his shot at the Heavyweight Title.

This segment actually debuted the new TNA logo, which was on a poster in the background. The logo is the one that is most associated with TNA, as opposed to the block letters they originally used for the first 6 months.

Match #1
10-Man Gauntlet For The Gold

It's only 11 minutes into the show. Jesus Christ, this show may be a long one.

Anyhoo, last week this match was announced as having CRAZY RULES! So we will see what that means, I guess. Okay the CRAZY RULES are eliminations by pinfall or submission, instead of over the top rope.

Number 1 is Jason Cross, number 2 is Amazing Red. Yes, the start of the match is Red-Cross.

Before the match even starts, we go to the back where Jeff Jarrett is beating the shit out of AJ Styles while Mortimer Plumtree begs Jeff to stop.

Back to the ring, we have 90 second intervals between entrants. This could become a giant clusterfuck if people aren't eliminated quickly. Daniels, Low Ki and Skipper are being replaced in the Gauntlet Match by the SAT and Ace Steel. Good that they just happened to be standing backstage.

Number 3 is Tony Mamaluke at 1:30. Last week Tony beat Jason Cross. Mamaluke ran in and put both Red and Cross in various submissions to no avail.

Number 4 is Jimmy Rave at 3:05. Rave throws Tony around, but is cut off by Red. Cross went for a big WhatAManeuver, but Mamaluke sent him flying to the outside.

Number 5 is Shark Boy at 4:42. Boy runs down and assists in a giant stacked up superplex. Sharkie with a bulldog off the top on Rave for a 2 count. Mortimer Plumtree walked down and joined the broadcast table, talking about a giant problem with NWA holding down AJ Styles.

Number 6 is Kid Kash at 6:14. We go to a split screen as everyone is fighting all over the place, but you can't tell what the hell is going on.

Number 7 is Ace Steel at 7:16. Mortimer announces that him and Ace are no longer together. So in the most impressive thing Ace has ever done in TNA, he hits a huge springboard missile dropkick to Rave. Rave then pinned Mamaluke with a roll up at 8:36.

Number 8 is Jose Maximo at 9:19. Shark Boy at 9:34 and Jimmy Rave at 9:19 were both eliminated. Dear God this is confusing and all over the place. Everyone is hitting moves off camera as the director keeps cutting away too late.

Number 9 is Joel Maximo at 10:55. Mortimer Plumtree is throwing a hissy fit at the broadcast table because Mike and Don aren't showing him respect. The SAT and Red team up briefly. Kid Kash just starts throwing chairs at people like he is Sabu.

Number 10 is David Young at 12:24. Young looks good, hitting big moves on everyone. Too bad he never wins.

Young, Kash, Jose, Joel, Red, Steel and Cross. One of these men are going to WrestleMania! I mean will win this random Gauntlet Match.

Steel with a double springboard cross body block onto the pile of people outside. Cross does a twisting dive onto the pile and kicks Steel right in the fucking face. Red then did a dive and Steel was smart enough to stay outside of the pile.

Kash with a double springboard Hurricarana and a Tornado DDT on Young, but only got a 2 count. We get a split screen where both cameras were showing the same move.

After all that, it's Titanic Time...

Red pinned Young with the Infra-Red at 17:33. Steel pinned Jose with a Tornado DDT off the top rope at 18:07. Joel rolled up Steel at 18:14. Kash pinned Joel with a Hurricarana at 18:54.

Kid Kash, Amazing Red and Jason Cross are the last three. Kash. Red. Cross. Is this supposed to be subliminal?

Kash and Red did some wacky move that we missed because the camera was pointed at Jason Cross' thigh for some reason.

Red pinned Kash with a Tornado DDT at 21:38, so we are down to the same two men we started with. Cross with a Brain buster and the Crossfire (Shooting Star Legdrop) to win!

Winner: Jason Cross
Time: 22:08

-Tenay announces that instead of Sonny Siaki vs EZ Money, we will gave a three way with those two and Jerry Lynn, since Lynn got screwed over hard last week.

-Sports Entertainment Xtreme hit the ring. Russo asks if the people in the audience realize that thousands of people buy the pay per view every week to laugh at the redneck audience.

Russo formally introduces us to the three newest members of SEX. The NWA was not booking Low Ki because Ki would not commit to a year long schedule, so they sent him home. Russo told Ki to tell Vinny when he needs time off.

Russo mentions how every week in the last two years he has heard about how great Christopher Daniels is and the reason he hasn't been used because his plane ticket from California was too much.

Skipper wasn't used because he wanted too much money, so Russo said he will buy Daniels a plane and line Skipper's pockets with cash.

Russo told BG that there is no sympathy in SEX. Well that has more than one meaning. Russo also told Ron and Don to not let him down tonight.

Vince turned his attention to Jeff Jarrett, demanding to know if the World Champ was with him or against him. Jarrett came out, saying he has been sitting in the back for the last three weeks, but now is the time for him to shut up and listen.

Jarrett called Russo a “magazine writer” and has no business standing in the ring with him, since that is an insult to all the boys in the back.

Russo marked out for getting to interview Jarrett in 95 and Jarrett protected Russo from getting his ass kicked by both Goldberg and Shawn Michaels over the years.

Jarrett talked about beating up 75 year old women, Ben Stiller and Cindy Margolis, but when Vince spit in Jeff's fathers face three weeks ago, that crossed the line. If it wasn't for professional wrestling Vince Russo would be selling televisions on Long Island.

Russo asked Jeff where his balls were, saying he lost his edge and that the boys in the back are laughing at you.

Jarrett said that he was never with Russo and never will be with Russo because he is an arrogant son of a bitch.

Jarrett then almost single handedly beats up 6 men. And you think Cena is bad. Finally all of SEX beats down Jarrett, but not until Jeff knocked out each of them with a chair shot.

Match #2
3-way Dance
The New Church (w/Jim Mitchell & Belladonna) vs AMW vs Ron & Don Harris

54 minutes into the show and we have our second match and despite what was announced last week, this is not for the New Church's NWA Tag Team Championship.

Seconds into the match Percy Pringle appears on the ramp, sitting and looking on at this title match.

They tried to have a regular tag team match, but the fans were paying no attention to it, so it quickly broke down to a 6-way brawl.

The highlight was far and away the random appearance at the end of Hawk and Animal: the Legion of Doom, who came down and took out Ron and Don Harris, leading to Storm pinning one of them for the win.

Winners: America's Most Wanted
Time: 7:37

-Just as quickly as they ran in, the Road Warriors ran out of the building, stopping long enough to tell off Vince Russo.

-To another part of the locker room where Bullet Bob Armstrong is giving the X-Division a pep-talk. Bob told them to exclude Vince Russo. Bob needs better than the best that they have got.

Match #3
3-way Match
TNA X-Division Championship
Sonny Siaki vs Jerry Lynn vs EZ Money

EZ won this title shot two weeks ago in a Double Elimination Match.

The story of this match were both baby faces teaming up on our heel champion, but of course things broke down when it was time to figure out who would get to make the pin.

The finish saw Her (girl who helped Siaki last week) distract Lynn. Siaki threw Lynn to the outside and pinned Money with the Siakalypse.

Winner and STILL X-Division Champion: Sonny Siaki
Time: 7:44

After the match Vince Russo came out from the back, hugged Her and grabbed the mic. Russo said he always wanted Sonny Siaki as champion, saying he is the elite athlete in wrestling. He wants Siaki to represent Sports Entertainment Xtreme as champion.

Russo calls Her “Every Man's Desire” and if Siaki joins him then she is his.

Before Russo got an answer, Jerry Lynn attacked Siaki, but EMD low blowed Lynn and Siaki beat down Lynn before leaving with EMD and Russo.

Match #4
Falls Count Anywhere
Ron Killings vs BG James

Killings rapped to the crowd and got attacked from behind to kick off the match.

The only difference between this and the usual TNA brawls is they could be pinned anywhere. Other than that there was not a whole lot of difference between this and the other 30 matches that have featured crowd brawling and weapons shots.

The finish saw Christopher Daniels, Low-Ki and Elix Skipper run in and choke out The Truth, allowing BG to win.

Winner: BG James
Time: 4:37

Seconds after the match ended Bullet Bob came running to the ring, calling Russo a son of a bitch. Bob came out with Red and the SAT and challenged Russo to send three of his for a match.

Match #5
Christopher Daniels, Low-Ki & Elix Skipper vs Amazing Red & The SAT

SAT and Red doing double duty tonight.

This was a really fun match that is usually reserved for the opener and was the right match at the right time to make the fans go crazy late in the show.

After they slowed the match down it was a 3-on-1 beat down on Red, while Red tried to fight his way to the corner. Every time he was close something would be there to prevent it. Finally Ki went for the Ki Krusher 99, but Red reversed it, sending Ki crashing into the turnbuckles.

It broke down to a big 6-way brawl. Don West climbed on top of the announce table to lead the fans in cheering “Go Red Go!”

The match is a huge collection of moves, but the fans are loving this huge collection of moves and the huge collection of moves are hitting.

Low Ki almost lost it for the team when he accidentally kicked Daniels in the face. Almost twenty minutes into the match I realize this is the.......MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNNNNN EVENT! 2002 started with an X-Division 6-man tag and will end with an X-Division 6-man tag.

Red hit the 619 and a Springboard Tornado DDT for a 2 count. Ki tried to climb the ropes with Red on his shoulders, but couldn't quite do it. Daniels and Skipper broke up an SAT Spanish Fly attempt to Ki.

Finally Ki pinned Red with a Death Valley Driver from the top rope.

Winners: Christopher Daniels, Low-Ki & Elix Skipper
Time: 21:01

-Russo ran to the ring and told the fans not to leave as they will solve the greatest mystery in wrestling. Russo asked BG why there are always tables under a wrestling ring. BG let us know that wrestlers put them there.

All 6 members of Sports Entertainment Xtreme (Siaki wasn't there) set Red and the Maximo's on a table, which led to Curt Hennig running in for the save.

Hennig gets a brief amount of offense, before being taken over. In ran David Flair of all people. Flair knocked Curt down and slapped on the Figure Four!

In ran Jeff Jarrett with a steel chair! Jarrett beats on everyone with the chair, before slapping the Figure Four on David Flair.

As Ron and Don Harris attacked Hennig, AJ Styles ran down and attacked Jeff Jarrett. Daniels and Skipper put Jarrett through the table and the announcers wonder if AJ was now with Russo.

The show goes off the air with Russo taking an ax to the entrance stage.

-That is it for 2002 from Nashville. 25 shows down and 87 to go!

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
November 8, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “A-g-l-e-t! AGLET! Don't forget it.” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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CURRENT CHAMPIONS:

NXT Champion: Seth Rollins (since August 30, 2012)

It is Deja Vu all over again. Two years ago (on November 2, 2010 to be exact), I opened things up by saying, and I quote, “Before the show started I found out Richard Blumenthal defeated Linda McMahon. Here is a random useless stat. Way back in Season one of Gilmore Girls, Rory's best friend Lane had a crush on a boy named Rich Blumenthal. Now that I have lowered the IQ of the 19 people who read this...”

This year, while Chris Murphy is not a minor never seen before, never seen since character on one of my favorite shows, I did just find out that his final lead over Linda is 55.29%-43.01%.

Some things never change.

Match #1
Kassius Ohno vs Trent Baretta

Two weeks ago Trent scored the upset victory over Kassius due to outside interference from Richie Steamboat. Trent won a match his last time out. If he wins this one, that's two in a row. If he wins one next week that's called a winning streak. It has happened before.

Trent's biggest chance at victory was dropping Kassius right on top of his fucking head with a DDT. Oh no! But our crazy bearded Hero kicked out and eventually picked up the win with the Tornado Elbow Strike.

Winner: Kassius Ohno
Time: 6:10

After the match Ohno went for a second Elbow Strike, but Trent ducked and sent Ohno flying out of the ring.

-A video package for Graves aired. He talked about his tattoos.

Match #2
Big E. Langston vs Memo Montenegro

Memo is the younger brother of Alberto Del Rio. Family resemblance is very strong and he gets announced from the same home town. The only thing he is missing is Ricardo.

Big led the crowd in chants of “5” before putting the younger Del Rio to rest with the Fireman's Carry Diamond Cutter.

The highlight of the match was the referee not knowing what Big was trying to get across to him by chanting five. Instead he counted three and refused to count more.

Winner: Big E. Langston
Time: 0:52

Big then gave poor Memo the Fireman's Carry Diamond Cutter a second time before we are joined on the tron by Vickie Guerrero.

Vickie has placed a $5,000 bounty on Big's head and will give it to anyone who puts Big in a hospital.

Immediately Big was attacked by Chad Baxter. Poor Chad immediately got beaten down.

Match #3
Bray Wyatt vs Jason Jordan

Hey, look who is back. Husky Harr...I mean Bray Wyatt, who has been out for almost 5 months with an injury.

Jason took to the mic before the match and irritated Bray. Bray, who can be best described as Waylon Mercy 2012, sent another man to the ring in his place.

New Match #3
Random Guy With Beard vs Jason Jordan

This fella stampeded to the ring in a dirty wife beater and jeans with a shaggy beard and hair. He appears to be pushed as someone Bray found in the swamps.

Apparently Jason was supposed to wrestle Aiden English. Well Aiden didn't bother showing up.

RGWB picked up the win with the Black Hole Slam.

Winner: Random Guy With Beard
Time: 2:18

Bray introduced the “first son of the Wyatt family: Luke Harper.” So Luke Harper wins.

-Byron Saxton leaves the announce desk to interview Roman Reigns, who is not Luther's brother, but did debut last week. Roman dismissed Byron and said that when you are the man, all you need to do is wake up. There is nothing he cannot do. He is the man whether we are with him or against him. Everybody wants to be Roman Reigns.

And that was it...

Match #4
Fatal Four Way Elimination Match
#1 Contender's Match
Justin Gabriel vs Drew McIntyre vs Jinder Mahal vs Bo Dallas

Remember, NXT is the alternate universe WWE where Drew and Jinder are not in a band and generally do not care for one another. The winner will be the next #1 contender to Seth Rollins and the NXT Title.

Yes, this top contender's match for the Developmental Title features 3 guys on the main roster.

Early on Gabriel wipes out all three of his foes with a giant flip dive outside the ring.

Jinder and Drew form an early alliance, but it quickly disintegrates as Jinder is on his quest to become NXT Champion.

Gabriel hitting big moves on everyone. He must be the first one eliminated. He nails Jinder with a 450 Splash, but Drew throws him out of the ring and Bo spears Drew for the pin!

ELIMINATED: Drew McIntyre (3:58)

Gabriel goes for a Springboard WhatAManeuver, but Bo spears him in mid-air for the elimination!

ELIMINATED: Justin Gabriel (4:12)

Seth Rollins comes out to sit on the ramp as we are quickly down to two men.

Jinder hits a Ed Leslie-approved High Knee for a 2 count. Mahal continues on the offense with a Full Nelson Slam and becomes very frustrated by being unable to put Bo away.

Bo fights back and goes for the Spear, but Jinder side steps and Bo slams throat-first on the middle rope. Jinder slaps on the Camel Clutch....and we have a new #1 Contender!

Winner: Jinder Mahal
Time: 8:26

Next week Jinder Mahal will challenge Seth Rollins for the NXT Championship! Jinder puts Bo back in the Camel Clutch, but Seth runs in for the save, running off his top contender.

-That is it for this week. It went really quick and shockingly didn't drag at all.

[Naim]

That was Brodie Lee.

[Agent P]

Thanks. I actually found out a bit later, but was too lazy to re-write the 50 words on the match.

[Agent P]

NWA: Total Nonstop Action #26
January 8, 2003
LIVE! From Nashville, Tennessee

by Emerson “California love (insert beat here)” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

Contact me:

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Facebook: www.Facebook.com/Krazy.E.Man
Twitter: @thereallyrealew

Current Champions:

NWA World: Jeff Jarrett (since November 20, 2002)
TNA X-Division: Sonny Siaki (since December 11, 2002)
NWA World Tag Team: The New Church (since November 13, 2002)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed last week on NWA: TNA....

-The war between the NWA and Sports Entertainment Xtreme saw several twists and turns...

-David Flair, Low-Ki, Elix Skipper and Christopher Daniels all joined SEX, while Sonny Siaki was given a hard pitch by Russo to join.

-Hawk and Animal debuted in the Asylum and let it be known that they do not stand behind Russo.

-AJ Styles said he is not with Russo, but attacked Jarrett because he wants to be NWA Champion.

-Jeff Jarrett officially declared himself to be against Russo and carries the flag of tradition with his NWA Title.

-TNA ended 2002 the same way it started 2002: with a 6-man tag team X-Division match as Daniels, Skipper and Low-Ki beat Amazing Red & The SAT.

-Finally Russo and SEX took knives and axes to everything with the TNA logo on it, paving way for the debut of the new TNA logo.

And that's what you missed on NWA: TNA.

-We start the show with a 7 minute video package recapping everything that has happened since November 20 and Jarrett winning the World Title.

-Finally we start the show with a new logo and Mike Tenay standing in the ring with Jerry Lynn, Ron Killings and AMW. Outside the ring stands Corsica Joe, Sarah Lee and Eddie Marlin. Tenay points out “the future” of Rick Santel and Chris Vaughn, standing on the ramp. What a future, huh?

Tenay talks about how he would sit in production meetings in 2000 with Vince Russo who would go on and on about how he could make anyone a wrestler. About how he was out of work for a year and a half because of the crap Russo booked in WCW.

Tenay made an impassioned plea to the fans to let their voices be heard at NWATNA.com about SEX.

That brings out SEX, complete with Russo, Every Man's Desire, Sonny Siaki (who I guess is officially in SEX), the Harris Twins, BG, David Flair, Daniels, Skipper and Ki.

Russo gets right in Tenay's face and says he is not going to come out and rant and rave tonight. Vince says he is here because he has friends in high places. That is why SEX is allowed to walk in here every week and now has their own music.

Russo says this business sucks because of people like Mike Tenay. When he was in charge ratings and ppv buy rates were through the roof.

Russo ran down each of Tenay's crew before saying he gives professional wrestling 6 months before it dies without him.

Vinny Ru runs down Corsica Joe and Sarah Lee, so Sarah, who appears to be about 80 years old, comes in the ring to flip off Russo. Finally SEX and the other 4 get into a giant brawl before Jeff Jarrett and the Road Warriors charge the ring to run off SEX.

SEX charged into the dressing room used for the TNA cage dancers and took it as their dressing room.

Match #1
EZ Money & Kid Kash vs Tony Mamaluke & David Young

TNA's first match of 2003 features 3 former ECW wrestlers and the winless David Young. While no one mentioned, I would assume Team #1 will be known as Kash Money. And if not, then why not?

The story of the match is David Young finally figured out he is larger than all the other X-Division guys and thus, should use his size to his advantage.

The biggest shock in the history of TNA happened as Young actually won the match, pinning Money with a Spinebuster.

Winners: David Young & Tony Mamaluke
Time: 7:42

After the match Daniels, Skipper & Low Ki ran in and took out all 4 men. Skipper cut a promo officially debuting the Triple X moniker for them.

Jeff Jarrett, of course, ran in and beat them all down. Jarrett said the NWA will be here long after all 4 of them are gone. Well with a champion like Tokyo Monster Kahagas, of course the NWA will be.

Jarrett challenges them to 3 separate singles matches tonight and then promises to kick Russo's ass after wards.

-To the back where Goldy interviewed Bullet Bob in the NWA locker room. AMW was sent off to call someone and Bob promised to win this war with Russo.

Jerry Lynn and The Truth vowed to make a stand starting tonight. Bob then took the phone and told someone to get here, saying he will have a driver pick him up right now.

Match #2
X-Division Championship
Sonny Siaki (w/Miss SEX or Desire or Every Man's Desire) vs Jason Cross

Yes she was referred to by all three names in a 10 second period. Cross is getting this title shot for winning a wacky 10-man gauntlet match back on December 18.

Desire's looks have improved to the point where she no longer looks like Christy Hemme if she did Hardcore Porn.

If you rank the various X guys in tiers and you say AJ, Lynn, Low Ki and Siaki are the first tier and Red, The SAT's, Kash and Money are the second tier, Jason Cross is about a seventh tier X-Division guy. So, of course, Siaki needs help to win.

Desire interfered freely, which makes it hilarious that titles can change hands via DQ, and Siaki retains the title after Desire pulls Cross penis-first into the post

Winner and STILL X-Division Champion: Sonny Siaki
Time: 8:11

Bullet Bob charged to the ring and told the referee that this match is going to be restarted. Vince Russo charged out and said Cross was not in shape to continue. Ron (or Don) Harris then beat the shit out of Cross and threw him out of the ring.

Russo and Bob exchanged words and Vinny poked Bob's chest, which pissed off Bob. Russo said he will not beat up Bullet Bob, but told BG to beat Bob up.

Before son beat up father, Jerry Lynn and Ron Killings charged to the ring for the save. Bob then demanded the bell ring for a tag match.

Match #3
Ron Killings & Jerry Lynn vs Don Harris & BG James

I'll tell you what, these shows are incredibly fast paced under Russo, even if we do continually get the Harris twins in major angles and matches.

This was a giant brawl all over the arena. James took a stiff shot to the mouth and was busted open. Don and Truth fought in the audience as Lynn and James do battle in the ring.

The pier-6 breaks down into a tag team match. I haven't mentioned this, but there is a POLE attached to one of the corners. Are we going to get a Vince Russo Special tonight?

They got the heat on Lynn, who plays the Ricky Morton role very well. Truth got the hot tag and ran wild on both men. Truth hit a 450 Kneedrop to BG's ribs before we saw the debut of Mike Sanders!

Sanders runs in and attacks Truth and Lynn, which leads to a disqualification.

Winners by DQ: Jerry Lynn & Ron Killings
Time: 6:30

Mike Sanders, Don and BG beat down Lynn and Killings before walking off together.

-A pre-taped promo with Percy Pringle aired. Originally this was to air on December 18, but time constraints led to it being canceled.

Percy talked about watching matches in Continental as a fan before working in Florida, Texas and then the WWF before transitioning to the traditional wrestling vs sports entertainment storyline.

Match #4
The Final Showdown
NWA World Tag Team Championship
The New Church (w/Bellladonna & Jim Mitchell) vs America's Most Wanted

I would like to point out that Divine Storm won a #1 Contender's Match over AMW on December 11, but never got the title match nor were even mentioned.

With no hype at all, this was announced as The Final Showdown, where regardless of who wins this match, there will not be a rematch.

So this was the usual bloody brawl with these four men that we have seen almost every week since the end of October. Titles can change hands by count out or disqualification. Not that it matters since they fought all over the ringside area for five minutes and their was neither a count out or a DQ.

Slash with football-like tackles to the knees of James Storm. I am writing this before Turning Point, so it's before we can all laugh about whether or not Storm will be denied World Title matches for the next 11 months and promised the World Title next October.

Once it degenerated into a tag team match, this was a pretty nifty bout. AMW showing they are more than two green guys getting booked because they are locals and TNA is trying to save money.

A nice false finish where Slash hit Harris with the Slash and Burn, but turned around to mug to the camera and walked into a Storm super kick.

AMW had the titles won when Slash was tapping to a Sharpshooter by Storm, but the referee was distracted. Slash took off his belt, but Harris got it and whipped Slash. The ref did not disqualify AMW, which appeared to be what would happen.

Lee took off his belt, which was a bad idea because his pants kept falling down. Lee hit Harris with a Tombstone. Harris hit Lee with a Tombstone. The referee somehow didn't see a steel chair brought into the ring or hear Storm's head bounce off of it.

Every time Slash picks up the damn chair, referee Scott Armstrong goes and talks to Brian Lee. Somehow AMW hit the Death Sentence to Slash on the chair to pick up the win and their second Tag Team Championship!

Winners and NEW NWA Tag Team Champions: America's Most Wanted
Time: 14:14

-AMW gets literally 6 seconds to celebrate before we go TO THE BACK! Goldylocks is with Bullet Bob. Goldy wants to know who Bob was talking to on the phone and Bob blew her off.

Match #5
AX HANDLE ON A POLE MATCH!
Curt Hennig vs David Flair (w/Burlap Sack)

Pole matches! The winner is the person to grab the ax handle off of the pole. Hennig takes the mic before the match and reminds us that he got fired from the WWF for being a fucking jackass on a plane.

Flair brought a burlap sack with him to the ring. No that is not a mean joke about some valet. He literally brought a sack with him to the ring.

Anyway Hennig chopped the fucking shit out of David and takes the world's slowest trip up the ropes in an effort to win the match.

After knocking David down yet again, Hennig showed how fucking lazy he is by having someone else go up and get the ax handle. Yes. He couldn't get his own fucking ax handle.

Winner: Curt Hennig
Time: 2:30

After the match David attacked Curt with the sack and choked Hennig down.

-Goldylocks is outside the SEX locker room and gets blown off again as David storms right by her. Miss SEX came out and told Goldy to fuck off and stay away from the SEX locker room.

Miss SEX asked if this was part of her job interview and threw her down. Athena ran over and attacked Miss SEX. Sonny Siaki tried to break it up and then just said “fuck it” and let them fight.

-Don West does the hard sell for next week:

-Sonny Siaki vs Amazing Red
-AMW vs WE'RETRYINGTODOTHIS!!!!

-Well Mike Sanders actually walked over and grabbed Mike Tenay by the lapels and told him to shut the fuck up and wrestle Vince Russo next week.

Okay, it turns out if will be an interview and not a match.

I wonder who AMW will actually wrestle next week.

Match #6
Jeff Jarrett vs Christopher Daniels

The first of three singles matches against Triple X for Jarrett. The matches will go consecutively. Even if Jarrett loses, he will still face Elix Skipper and Low Ki.

Something tells me this one isn't going to last too long, as we get a Figure Four 2 minutes into the match and Daniels immediately turns it over and Jarrett almost immediately gets the ropes.

Jarrett gets to play Southern baby face while Daniels gets to hit all of his moves.

Daniels misses the BME and Jarrett hits the Stroke for the pin.

Winner: Jeff Jarrett
Time: 4:44

Elix Skipper hits the ring and...

Match #7
Jeff Jarrett vs Elix Skipper

...it's time for the next Jeff Jarrett match. BG James hits the ringside area, grabs Don West's headset and joined the broadcast table. BG keeps asking who is cutting off his audio. The answer is nobody.

Skipper goes for a big dive over the top and....trips and lands on top of his fucking head. Skipper and Jarrett do some MAIN EVENT BRAWLING as we get a third head set plugged in and Don West re-joins the table.

As chairs and closed fists get thrown, BG wonders where his brother, referee Scott Armstrong, is. At least I am not the only one who wonders what the hell is up with the referees.

The fans were really out of this one as no one actually thought Skipper would beat Jarrett. Jarrett fights out of a sleeper hold. Chris Daniels tries to interfere, but hits Skipper with a springboard clothesline, leading to Jarrett picking up another win.

Winner: Jeff Jarrett
Time: 6:06

Match #8
Jeff Jarrett vs Low-Ki

It is now time for.....THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNNNNN EVENT! Ki takes advantage of a weakened Jarrett and the fans get behind Low-Ki.

Jarrett goes for the Stroke and Ki hits a kick to the ribs. Both BG James and Don West's headsets stop working at this point, but West is so naturally loud that you can hear him in Tenay's headset, which is saying something because BG was sitting between Tenay and West.

Low-Ki slaps on the Dragon Sleeper as Daniels and Skipper run to the ringside area and various referees run down to stop them.

Jarrett gets out of the Dragon Sleeper and keeps knocking down any and all XXX members. You know every so often Cena sells.

Jarrett with a low blow and a Stroke, but Skipper and Daniels ran in for the DQ.

Winner by Disqualification: Jeff Jarrett
Time: 7:50

All three members of Triple X beat down Jarrett as the referees stand behind them and tell them to stop.

The Road Warriors hit the ring and took out Daniels, Skipper and Low-Ki.

In runs AJ Styles, who hits various springboard moves to Hawk, Animal and Jarrett! AJ, who hasn't been seen all night, hits Jarrett with both a Styles Clash and a Spiral Tap.

Russo saunters to the ring and gives AJ the thumbs up, but Styles doesn't accept a hug from Russo and leaves.

All of SEX hit the ring and beat down Jarrett before The American Dream Dusty Rhodes hits the ring! Dusty Rhodes is in the Asylum and single handedly takes out all of SEX, sending them running!

-And that is it for the show! You have seen car crash tv, well this is car crash pay per view. The fans were burning out by the end, but we have an interesting storyline. Until next week...

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
November 15, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “Don't forget to read my first ever induction on WrestleCrap.com this weekend!” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. His top challenger is Jinder Mahal.

-NXT is an alternate universe from WWE where Mahal and Drew McIntyre are not in a band.

-The Uso's and The Ascension have a nonstop feud because they are the only two teams on NXT.

-Kassius Ohno and Richie Steamboat are feuding. Why? Well it was never really explained why Kassius doesn't like Richie.

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero, so she put a $5,000 bounty on his head.

-The insanely popular Paige and Audrey Marie are the only two NXT Diva's and depending on the week they are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Husky Harris and Brodie Lee) have formed a weird family.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

-We start the show backstage where Tony Luftman interviews #1 Contender Jinder Mahal. Mahal promises to win the championship and runs down the nobody he beat last week.

In walks that nobody, Bo Dallas, who challenges Jinder to a match. Despite having a scheduled title match, Jinder agrees to the match with Bo. Bo continues on by saying if he is such a nobody and is so easy to beat, then Jinder should put his title shot on the line. Despite many years of wrestling history telling him this never ends well, Jinder still agrees to put the title shot on the line.

Great, now NXT is stealing TNA storylines.

Match #1
The Ascension vs Yoshi Tatsu & Percy Watson

We head into the arena where Yoshi Tatsu is still alive! Yoshi hasn't been seen much since his excellent series of matches last year with Tyson Kidd.

Conor O'Brien has shaved his head since his last appearance and he proves that he is not Sampson. Ascension picks up the win in a quickie when Kenneth Cameron pinned Yoshi with the Fall Of Man, which is their version of Total Elimination.

Winners: The Ascension
Time: 2:52

-Backstage Aksana runs into Layla, who happens to be backstage. Aksana says she likes Layla's hair because it makes her hair look so much better.

Layla and Aksana make fun of each other for a while and appear to make a match for later.

Match #2
Corey Graves vs Oliver Grey

Corey at least looks different than most, wearing jeans and being heavily tattooed, which does stand out on NXT, believe it or not.

I just noticed that NXT has the pink rope for Breast Cancer Awareness month. I know I don't always notice these things, but I don't remember ever seeing it on NXT before.

The highlight being Corey choking Oliver in the ropes for a 7 count, but still breaking before the 5 count.

Anyhoo, Corey destroys Oliver's knee and wins quickly with a rolling leg lock.

Winner: Corey Graves
Time: 4:11

-After going back in time, there was not a pink rope for the opener. Hmmmm....it's like they are editing together matches from different shows.

-Tony Luftman introduces “our favorite” Big E. Langston. Well he is the only Big E. Langston, so by definition he is our favorite.

Tony asks about the bounty Vickie put on his head because he decided to stay on NXT instead of going to Raw.

Big says he is worried for anyone to try to cash in on the bounty. He says the E stands for “the end of everyone who stands in the ring with him”. Yeah, E is quite short.

Anyhoo Big starts chanting 5, so Camacho runs in from behind, hits a clothesline and runs away. Why didn't he continue beating him down to collect the 5,000? I have no idea either.

Match #3
Layla vs Aksana

The pink rope returns for this match. This is far from the first time that they have edited matches from different tapings together. It's just not usually this obvious.

Layla was the winner of the 2006 Raw Diva Search, while Aksana finished fourth in the diva season of NXT.

This match was not the worst thing ever....but it sure as hell would have been much better had it been three minutes shorter.

Layla won with a Mirko Cro Cop high kick.

Winner: Layla
Time: 5:21

That is the only time Layla has ever been compared to Mirko Cro Cop.

-Earlier today we had Bray Wyatt preaching his word in the woods to his congregation, which consists of Luke Harper.

Bray asks how do we stop him, how do we stop something like him, how do we stop something that cannot be destroyed? If we are looking for him we should look in the skies and follow the buzzards.

Match #4
Roman Reigns vs Chase Donovan

Sika, Jr is back. Where is Bronson when you need him?

If you think my comparison between Layla and Mirko was bad, the announcers compare Roman to LeBron James. Roman with the Samoan Nerve Hold that all Samoan's use, where they lean down on their opponent's shoulder.

Roman with a diving clothesline that he got some really good hang time on, before winning his match with a Back Suplex into a Uranage.

Winner: Roman Reigns
Time: 2:36

Roman orders ring announcer Byron Saxton to announce him as “The Thoroughbred” Roman Reigns.

Match #5
#1 Contender's Match
Jinder Mahal vs Bo Dallas

Will Jinder pull a James Storm and lose his title match the first chance he gets? To be fair Mahal would also have to get a title shot in Punjab, India, lose and then lead the Bound For NXT Series only to lose that too.

Jinder is said to demand obedience from his opponents. If that is the case, why doesn't he just order them to lay down and let him score the pin without bothering to wrestle?

The story of this match is Bo is stronger, faster and arguably more skilled, but Jinder would use cheap shenanigans to take the advantage.

Next week we will have in ring action by both Paige and Bray Wyatt. Maybe they are wrestling each other? That would be interesting.

Bo nearly picked up the win on several occasions with surprise roll ups, but Mahal kicked his leg out of his leg and worked over the neck and back of Dallas.

Bo fought back with a wacky hip toss into a power slam for a near fall, but Bo Speared the middle turnbuckle.

Mahal slapped on the Camel Clutch and turns out to be better than James Storm as he retained his top contender spot with a tap out.

Winner: Jinder Mahal
Time: 9:00

After the match Mahal kicked Bo in the ribs, before Seth Rollins got in his weekly 30 second appearance, as he ran in to make the save for Bo.

-That is it for this week. See ya next week and don't forget to read my induction of NXT Season 3 on WrestleCrap.com!

[Agent P]

NWA: Total Nonstop Action #27
January 15, 2003
LIVE! From Nashville, Tennessee

by Emerson “27th TNA or 26th Survivor Series? Did I make the right decision?” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Current Champions:

NWA World: Jeff Jarrett (since November 20, 2002)
TNA X-Division: Sonny Siaki (since December 11, 2002)
NWA World Tag Team: America's Most Wanted (since January 8, 2003)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed last week on NWA: TNA....

-The battle between professional wrestling and sports entertainment heated up as Mike Sanders joins SEX, while Jerry Lynn, Ron Killings, and AMW officially sided with the NWA.

-AJ Styles continued his quest to get a match with Jeff Jarrett, but continues to turn away the advances of Russo

-Jeff Jarrett took out all three members of XXX in a Gauntlet Match.

-Athena, Goldylocks and Desire had a pull apart.

-Curt Hennig won the title of Laziest Mother Fucker Ever as he beat David Flair in an Ax Handle on a Pole Match. The winner would be determined by whomever climbed the pole to get the Ax Handle and Curt had some random stage hand get it for him.

-In their last chance, AMW won their second World Tag Team Title over The New Church.

-David Young won a match

-And finally the show climaxed with a special appearance by the American Dream Dusty Rhodes, who saved Jeff Jarrett from a gang beat down from SEX.

And that's what you missed on NWA: TNA...

-We start the show with a pre-taped interview with Mike Tenay and Vince Russo. This was the expected heated confrontation with Tenay bringing up the various failures from WCW and Russo cursing Mike out and defending all the shit he wrote.

Mike pointed out the ratings the Monday following David Arquette's title win (Mike said 7.4-2.4. I found 7.4-2.5) and Russo's response was to yell louder about the USA Today and storm out.

-After that we get our normal opening video package and go live to the TNA Asylum. Mike was about point out something unfortunate when we got the music and then the appearance in the ring of Sports Entertainment Xtreme.

Russo brought with him a “soap box” to stand on. Russo says this is between him and Jeff Jarrett and has nothing to do with Tenay, Dusty or the Road Warriors. He says they are not the nWo and they are not street thugs, but they are here to educate the idiots.

Vince makes his plea to the fans to step up to the plate and join SEX or forever hold their piece.

This brought out Percy Pringle, who said he is ready to talk. Something tells me he is not joining SEX. Percy says he is the only man in the building who knows the real Vince Russo, knowing him way back when he was a radio DJ standing outside the New Haven Coliseum begging wrestlers for interviews. This transitioned to him getting a big job as a writer and bringing in midgets and giants and freaks and sports entertainment.

Percy points out that maybe Russo is right. Maybe old school wrestling is dead and offered to shake Vince's hand. Before Russo would shake his hand, Vince said he is no different than Jeff Jarrett and The Undertaker, people who he created (rolling eyes now), who then buried Russo on the way out.

Percy spit on Russo, so all 7 or 8 people in SEX attacked Percy Pringle. Jorge Estrada, of all people, ran in for the save and got destroyed and eventually put through a table by Daniels and Low-Ki.

-Tenay then mentioned how Amazing Red will be unable to be here tonight to challenge Sonny Siaki for the X Title. Jorge Estrada was going to and then the dumbass hit the ring and was beaten down by 8 guys.

Match #1
NWA World Team Championship
America's Most Wanted vs Divine Storm (w/Trinity)

Over a month ago Divine Storm won a #1 Contender's Match over AMW. AMW then proceeded to get two Tag Title shots and Divine Storm was left off the ensuing pay per views.

It is an amazing scene to see both teams do their normal match. AMW did their wild all over the place brawl to kick off the match and Divine Storm did their thing of being beaten down for minutes on end before Trinity being the one to cut off their opponent.

The referee, pushed as being a referee for over 20 years, also does not care as Trinity does her spots on Storm.

Divine Storm almost won the belts when Trinity just ran into the ring and laid out James Storm, but Storm kicked out and AMW went on to retain their titles when Storm pinned Divine after the Death Sentence.

Winners and STILL NWA Tag Team Champions: America's Most Wanted
Time: 7:06

-After a video package detailing the recent goings-on with AJ Styles we get AJ in the ring with the microphone.

AJ says he is not with Mortimer Plumtree, is not with Vince Russo's SEX and he is his own man doing what he wants to do. What he wants to do is become NWA Champion.

This brought out Ron Killings, who says AJ has got to be out of his mind. Truth says as former champion no one gets a shot until Truth does (he did on November 27).

This somehow broke down into a match.

Match #2
AJ Styles vs Ron Killings

This is AJ's first official foray into the heavyweight division and the match was a little sloppy early on, including AJ somehow kicking Truth in the balls with both feet.

They slowed things down, grabbed a hold and got back on the same page.

The finish saw Truth hit a face first superplex and Mortimer Plumtree ran down and jumped on the apron. While the ref was distracted David Flair ran in and hit Truth with a burlap sack. AJ rolled Truth over and got the pin.

Winner: AJ Styles
Time: 8:47

-We immediately go TO THE BACK where Goldylocks interviews Jeff Jarrett and the Road Warriors about their upcoming 6-man tag tonight. Jarrett told AJ Styles that he wrestled for a long time before he got World Title matches and while AJ is a great wrestler, he is not ready for a World Title match.

Despite their match being with Triple X, Animal and Hawk also talk about AJ Styles.

-To the front where AJ Styles is ranting about not getting a title shot and says he is not leaving the ring until he gets a World Title shot.

His sit down protest was interrupted by Larry Zbyszko of all people. Larry says AJ is standing in the way of Larry's interview time.

Larry says he is here to remind people of what tradition is. He wants to cut his wrists instead of listening to Russo. Larry called Russo a cancer and if AJ sells his soul to Russo then he will never make the grade.

Every time AJ tried to say something, Larry cut him off. Finally AJ challenged Larry to a match and bitch slapped Larry!

Security and referees held them apart.

(EDITOR'S NOTE: After watching that segment, I watched Survivor Series. NXT Invasions rule all!)

Match #3
Desire (w/Sonny Siaki) vs April Hunter

April hasn't been seen since doing the job for Miss TNA Bruce. Athena, who mind you is the ring coat girl, stalked around ringside watching the match.

This match just showed why there hadn't been an actual woman's match in TNA since July.

Desire won a sloppy match with a Frankensteiner off of the middle rope after Siaki interfered.

Winner: Desire
Time: 2:59

After the match Athena ran in and had a cat fight with Desire. Desire ripped off Athena's top and after the longest struggle ever, Athena did not lose her bottoms. I don't think Athena was wearing panties...

-To the back where a pick up truck pulled up and it was not Dusty Rhodes, but...it was Mr. Wrestling IV. They are really running through the Mr. Wrestling's.

-The newest member of SEX is out next. Mike Sanders. I want to point out that Vince Russo's gang includes Ron Harris, Don Harris, David Flair and Mike Sanders.

Sanders job is to acquire brand new wrestlers for SEX. Above Average says Russo doesn't have a problem with tradition, but it is a problem with philosophy. He says someone will be shit out of luck.

This brings out Jerry Lynn..

Before Lynn carries Sanders to the best match of his career, Lynn said he does his talking in the ring.

Match #4
Jerry Lynn vs Mike Sanders

Lynn almost won the match 24 seconds in with a roll up. I really wouldn't have complained too much. Don Harris walked in and distracted Lynn, which led to Sanders getting the heat.

Sanders may have fucked Lynn's elbow up with a suplex. Don yanked the referee out of the ring before Lynn could make his comeback.

Don tried to knock out a second referee, so Dusty Rhodes wandered out and elbowed Don, leading to Lynn pinning Sanders with a TKO.

Winner: Jerry Lynn
Time: 7:47

-Dusty got in the ring and grabbed the mic. Dusty gave his history lesson of how he became a wrestling fan. Dusty mentions that when he became a fan the sign on the marquee said “Pro Wrestling-8:00” not “Midgets beating off in a trash can-8:00”

Dusty draws the figurative line in the sand and tells the young guys in the back to prepare for this war and to prepare to come out on top in the end.

I am led to believe Dusty only ever saw one episode of this show, as he keeps referencing the midget beating off in the trash can. He tells the guys in the back to grab the brass ring and lead professional wrestling into the future.

BG James came out of the SEX dressing room to watch from a distance as Dusty promised to make Russo's night a living nightmare.

This brought out Vince Russo, who hopped on the announce table and told Dusty that the Dweam didn't thank Russo for making his son a star.

Russo talks about growing up and idolizing Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair. However after meeting them he decided he wanted to shave Flair's head bald, which he did and the other thing was to slap Dusty's birthmark off of his gut.

Dusty told him to get his ass in the ring, so Russo made a challenge to make tonight's 6-man Tag into an 8-Man Tag.

Dusty accepted and the match is on. But Russo said if his team wins then next week all three titles will be on the line and Russo gets to pick the challengers.

To finish things off Russo told him to be aware.

Match #5
Jason Cross vs David Young

David Young has won one match in TNA history and that was just last week. A random X match 81 minutes into the show. The fans are pretty dead for this match, as they have been for most of the show.

The fans didn't care, the announcers didn't care and the guys were bouncing around in flop sweat.

During the match Bullet Bob Armstrong wandered down to the announce desk and announced that Sonny Siaki will defend against Kid Kash tonight and that they will accept Russo's stipulations.

Cross missed the Cross Fire and David Young won his second match in a row with a Spinebuster.

Winner: David Young
Time: 5:19

Before the match was even completed, BG James ran to ringside to confront his Dad, Scott Armstrong quickly dove out to get between them and Konnan debuted and beat down both Young and Cross with a kendo stick. Konnan was then ran off by Nashville promoter Burt Prentice. Konnan then left through another part of the arena.

What?

BG, Scott and Bob argued. Konnan ran in and beat up two guys with a kendo stick and he was run off by some fat promoter who has never wrestled a match in his life.

Match #6
X-Division Championship
Sonny Siaki (w/Desire) vs Kid Kash (w/Trinity)

Kash is standing in, as mentioned earlier, because Red couldn't make it. Trinity is here to keep Desire from interfering. Who is here to keep Trinity from interfering? Thankfully we have her here to ruin two matches tonight instead of one.

Siaki shows why he was out of wrestling within 4 years by letting Kash throw a fucking chair at his unprotected head.

Of course Trinity failed at her only job, as Desire hooked Kash's leg twice and Trinity just stared at her from across the ring. Siaki hit the Siakalypse to retain the title.

Winner and STILL X-Division Champion: Sonny Siaki
Time: 4:52

Trinity waits until the match is over to do what she was paid to do and that is to go after Desire. Trinity hits “a beautiful move”, before Siaki dragged her to safety.

-Next week:

TNA will be on pay per view in Australia. Great, now they get to watch this damn show.
Roddy Piper via pre-tape
AJ Styles vs Larry Zbyszko

Match #7
8-Man Tag
Jeff Jarrett, Dusty Rhodes & Road Warriors vs Triple X & Vince Russo

For some reason they made the stipulation earlier if Team Russo wins then Russo gets to book challengers for all of the champions next week.

Russo came out wearing the hockey helmet he wore back in WCW. He should have just worn a full goalie mask with all the help it did back then.

Hawk and Animal become the fourth and fifth people to use Abyss' theme (after Monty Brown and someone I am blanking on, but before Abyss).

It took the match forever to actually start, everyone got their introductions, but just stood around for close to three minutes until the bell was called for.

The crowd, which hasn't been into anything all night, wasn't into this either. What a shock that after Jarrett beat all three people last week in separate matches that no one looks at Triple X as a threat.

The heels got seconds of heat on Animal, before he decided to stop selling for the midgets. Actually I think he might have sold more if he was wrestling midgets. Hawk still got up pretty high for a dropkick. Too bad Skipper was too far in, so Prime Time took it on the mush.

The babyfaces got the heat on Skipper. Yeah, I know heels are the ones who are supposed to get heat, but come on. Finally the heels grew tired of being beaten on, so Russo kneed Jarrett in the balls (which Jarrett no sold), but this was enough to let XXX take over.

Jarrett made the lukewarm tag to Dusty, who wanted Russo in the ring, but just as he did Mr. Wrestling IV ran in and hit Dusty with a chain. Skipper rolled over onto Dusty and got the win!

Winners: Vince Russo & XXX
Time: 11:41

-After the match Mr. Wrestling IV took off his mask and...IT'S NIKITA KOLOFF! THE RUSSIAN NIGHTMARE HAS JOINED SEX!

Yeah, the fans didn't care, but damn did Tenay have a triple orgasm at the sight.

-That is it for this week. I started before Survivor Series and ended after Raw. Time to sleep!

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
November 22, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “Thanks is given every day, but ecspecially on this day as the Warriors give me the intensity to deliver the power. At Survivor Series it is going to be a WAR! (pretend there are 25 or 26 R's right here which would completely kill the formatting on the respective sites this is posted on) ” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

-I miss Survivor Series on Thanksgiving Eve. I was not a wrestling fan when it was on Thanksgiving Night. By the way, this would make me a wrestling fan for 21 years, as I became a fan on Thanksgiving Eve 1991...by watching a tape of the 1990 Royal Rumble.

-Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

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Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. His top challenger is Jinder Mahal.

-NXT is an alternate universe from WWE where Mahal and Drew McIntyre are not in a band.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-The Uso's and The Ascension have a nonstop feud because they are the only two teams on NXT.

-Kassius Ohno and Richie Steamboat are feuding. Why? Well it was never really explained why Kassius doesn't like Richie.

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero, so she put a $5,000 bounty on his head.

-The insanely popular Paige and Audrey Marie are the only two NXT Diva's and depending on the week they are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Husky Harris and Brodie Lee) have formed a weird family.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

Before I begin I want to say one of the benefits of watching this show. When three random people attack Ryback during the main event of a pay per view, you can scream out “It's Seth Rollins! And Roman Reigns! And....Somebody Else!” Yeah, Dean Ambrose has never been on this show before.

-Earlier today Kassius Ohno was asked about his main event match with Trent Baretta. Kassius points out that a few weeks ago Trent beat him because of Richie Steamboat. Tonight he may give him the Steamboat Treatment and end his career.

-Tony Dawson (whoever the hell that is) (it's Tony Luftman with a new last name) and Jim Ross are your announce team.

Match #1
Alicia Fox vs Paige

The war between the WWE Diva's and the two NXT Diva's continues tonight. The most notable thing of this match is we have the pink middle rope.

The highlight was Alicia picking Paige up for...something and almost dropping her right on her head.

Paige hit what was described as the Paige Turner for the win.

Winner: Paige
Time: 4:50

Match #2
Big E. Langston vs Camacho

Camacho is here to collect Vickie Guerrero's $5.000 bounty. I always like that Big had the chance to be promoted to Raw, but refused it.

JR actually mentions that King Kong Bundy used to use the 5 count, which is the first time I heard someone other than me mention it.

The son of Haku didn't stand a chance in this one. Big picked up the win with the Fireman's Carry Diamond Cutter.

For the second Big match in a row, the highlight was the referee having no idea why Big remained covering his opponent and yelling “five” at him after the referee counted three. He really needs to clue these referee's in.

Winner: Big E. Langston
Time: 2:04

For the 37th Big match in a row, he then gave his opponent his finisher twice more after the match. At least the fans love him.

-TO THE BACK where Trent Baretta is on the ground holding his ribs. The camera pans over to find Leo Kruger crouching down looking very happy at what he accomplished. What does this mean for the main event?!?!?!

-After Kofi Kingston told me to stop play wrestling, we are joined by a guy who looks like Ariel Helwani On Crack, who spoke to the doctors and in the 30 seconds since he was found, they have determined that he probably won't be able to compete.

Match #3
Bronson vs Nick Rogers

It is the return of Bronson after nearly a month of inactivity.

Bronson is just as awesome in his second match that he was in his first match. He is referred to as an “MMA guy” and Bronson with MMA stomps to his downed opponent, MMA forearms, an MMA STO and finishes Nick off with a cross between a Figure Four and a Heel Hook.

Winner: Bronson
Time: 1:49

-The awesome commercial for TLC aired.

-After that Bray Wyatt wanders out. He is here to give our lives purpose for the first time ever. He sits in a rocking chair on the ramp as he sends Luke Harper to the ring.

Match #4
Luke Harper (from Bute, Montana) vs Mike Dalton (from Calgary (dramatic pause) Alberta, Canada)

Luke, the former Brodie Lee, stomps to the ring to rip apart his foe. Luke is wearing dirty jeans and a beater as gear.

I am not entirely sure why Bute, Montana is such a big deal, but JR goes over and over how Luke is from there.

Anyway, Bray watches from a distance as Luke wins another quickie with a Black Hole Slam.

Winner: Luke Harper
Time: 2:41

-Earlier today Tom Harper (the guy who looks like Ariel Helwanni On Crack) was about to interview Seth Rollins when he was attacked by Jinder Mahal. Somehow Seth still got the best of him, as Jinder is run off.

-Raw rebound airs. They spliced in clips of Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Triple H, Undertaker and The Rock losing the title as Punk mentioned each of them.

The funny thing is seeing Seth Rollins in one segment as a smiling baby face and seconds later watching highlights of him tearing apart Ryback.

-To the ring where Kassius Ohno is coming out for the main event, but who will his opponent be?

Ohno takes the mic and mentions how he is ready, but Trenty had something horrible happen to him, so he will accept a forfeit victory.

This brings out NXT Commissioner Dusty Rhodes. His job title changes by the week. Dusty said that Kassius will have to answer to Dusty about what happened to Trent. Not sure why since it was Leo Kruger who laid him out.

Dusty then introduced Ohno's opponent....

Match #5
Kassius Ohno vs Richie Steamboat

One fall, 12 minute time limit and this is the.....MAAAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNNNNNNN EVENT!

This match wasn't worked like it was another chapter in a blood rivalry, it was worked like two random guys having a match.

Richie had the advantage, including flying off of the top rope with a cross body block to the floor. Ohno rolled to the ring apron to catch his breath, but Steamboat followed him out and grabbed his legs, but Ohno pushed him off with his feet and Richie was sent back-first into the padded hook between the ring post and the turnbuckle.

After Ohno slo-o-o-o-o-o-owly worked over Steamboat, Richie hit back with “What a move!”, which was a back elbow. Ohno caught Richie with the Vladimir Kozlov headbutt to the chest as he came off the top rope.

However Richie “avenged several personal issues” by hitting The Slingblade for the win.

Winner: Richie Steamboat
Time: 10:29

-Next week: Daniel Bryan returns to NXT! And he is bringing Kane with him.

Until then, have a Happy Thanksgiving, a safe and fun Black Friday and enjoy the first day of deer hunting season.

[Agent P]

NWA: Total Nonstop Action #28
January 22, 2003
LIVE! From Nashville, Tennessee

by Emerson “Snow in northeast Pennsylvania!” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Current Champions:

NWA World: Jeff Jarrett (since November 20, 2002)
TNA X-Division: Sonny Siaki (since December 11, 2002)
NWA World Tag Team: America's Most Wanted (since January 8, 2003)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed last week on NWA: TNA....

-Mike Tenay and Vince Russo argued and argued and argued

-Trinity went from ruining tag team matches to ruining singles matches as she became the second for Kid Kash.

-AJ Styles announced he was his own man and wanted a World Title shot, but Ron Killings took offense to this. AJ Styles took offense to being offended and slapped Larry Zbyszko.

-Vince Russo and Dusty Rhodes argued and argued and argued.

-David Young won his second match in a row.

-In a segment that lasted roughly 30 seconds BG James ran to ringside to confront his Dad, Bullet Bob Armstrong. Scott Armstrong (who was refereeing a match) quickly dove out to get between them and Konnan debuted and beat down both David Young and Jason Cross (who just had a match) with a kendo stick. Konnan was then ran off by Nashville promoter Burt Prentice. Konnan then left through another part of the arena.

-Triple X and Vince Russo beat Jeff Jarrett, Dusty Rhodes & Legion of Doom in an absurd stipulation 8-man tag

-Because the babyfaces are idiots and agreed to such stupid stipulations, Vince Russo gets to book three championship matches this week, forcing the champions to defend against whomever Russo wants.

-Oh and Mr. Wrestling IV debuted, attacking Dusty Rhodes. IV unmasked revealing Nikita Koloff.

And that's what you missed on NWA: TNA.

-Jeremy Borash was “live in Australia” which made absolutely no sense as he was standing in the middle of the ring. All it was was Borash welcoming the fans in Australia to TNA, since they had just signed a ppv deal over there.

Match #1
David Young, Shark Boy & Jimmy Yang vs Amazing Red & The SAT

We have a hot start to the show, with the return of Red and the Maximo brothers to the Asylum. The show was on the air 3 minutes and the fans were already hotter for this than anything last week, which was a dead crowd.

It was acknowledged that Amazing Red was supposed to get an X-Division title shot last week, but he couldn't be at the show and he will get a future X Title shot.

This match was the usual offensive exhibition, which ended with Red pinning Yang after a Code Red from the top rope.

So David Young's winning streak is over at 2!

Winners: Amazing Red & The SAT
Time: 12:28

-After the match Konnan ran down and beat down David Young, Shark Boy and Jimmy Yang with a kendo stick, concentrating on Young. WHERE IS BURT PRENTICE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!?!

Oh there he is....Burt backs him down and Konnan leaves, while screaming at Mike Tenay that Tenay knows what this is all about.

-Tenay mentions that after his 8-on-1 beating last week Percy Pringle will not be here tonight, but Roddy Piper will be here.

Don West has a Pro Wrestling Illustrated from 1986 with Dusty Rhodes and Nikita Koloff on the cover. They hope to have something about this tonight. I hope so too damn it.

-Vince Russo's music hits and all of Sports Entertainment Xtreme make their way through the crowd and into the ring.

Russo starts by telling Mike Tenay that the pay per view buys for TNA have gone up 22% since SEX started and the SEX t-shirt is the best selling TNA shirt. Mind you the only other shirt they had was the AJ Styles shirt released like 6 months ago.

Russo makes AMW vs Elix Skipper & Low-Ki for the tag titles, Sonny Siaki (who is already in SEX) vs One of the Security guys vs Athena in a 3-way dance for the X Title and Jeff Jarrett vs Christopher Daniels vs BG James vs Don Harris in a 4-way Gauntlet Match for the NWA Title.

Russo says that Athena always brings her knee pads anyway. Tenay says this shit is why the WCW Cruiserweight Division died.

Russo leaves to make a phone call and hands the mic to Mike Sanders. Sanders announces that he has acquired two new people for SEX and next week we will meet the new Director of Talent Development and introduces the SEX Australian Heavyweight Champion: Ashley Hudson.

Ashley Hudson teamed with Ron Harris three months ago and Tenay tried saying Ashley was a member of the Bushwackers with Luke Williams.

Match #2
Ashley Hudson (w/Mike Sanders) vs Jorge Estrada

I am not sure whether of not this is a SEX Australian Championship Match. Not that that really matters.

Anyhoo, this was one of the worst men's matches of 2003 so far. Estrada is still the only Elvis as his other two partners couldn't care less. Estrada enjoys landing on his head and made a habit of it in this match.

Ashley got the heat by shoving the referee into the ropes while Estrada was on the top rope. That should be a disqualification and Ashley should lose the SEX Australian Championship.

Anyhoo Hudson rolled through on an Estrada flying body press for the win.

Winner: Ashley Hudson
Time: 4:59

After the match Mike Sanders got in the ring and tried to shake Jorge's hand, but Jorge told him off and left the ring.

Match #3
AJ Styles vs Larry Zbyszko

Larry was introduced as “The man who eats legends for breakfast”. There is a joke there somewhere.

It wouldn't be a Larry match if there wasn't some stalling. It was a minute before they touched and even then it was a quick single leg followed by more stalling. Larry with a head scissors. He knows a move!

I have seen Larry wrestle 4 times in person. I am not entirely sure why either.

The fans were so disgusted by Styles recent actions that they chanted “Let's go AJ”. I am trying to figure out why it makes him an asshole to want a World Title shot.

X-Division Stalker (and AJ's former manager) Mortimer Plumtree appears on the stage as Larry goes to the top rope. He will break a hip if he comes off of there. The referee talks some sense into him before he could do a Triple Flip Somersault Plancha Of Steel Doom.

AJ wins the second longest match so far by scooping Larry's legs and pinning Larry with his feet on the ropes.

Larry needed to be protected, you see.

Winner: AJ Styles
Time: 5:47

After the match AJ demanded a World Title Match. If he would have joined SEX a month ago then he could have gotten a title match tonight.

-To the back where Goldylocks asks Jerry Lynn what will happen if Vince Russo kills TNA tonight. Somehow if BG James is World Champion then TNA will die. Well maybe if Don Harris becomes champion.

Match #4
Jerry Lynn & Ron Killings vs Mike Sanders & David Flair (w/Burlap Sack)

The baby faces come out to Killings music, as the world doesn't need to hear another new Lynn theme.

I know some people get bored of watching AJ vs Lynn week after week after week. So, instead, we get AJ vs Larry and Jerry Lynn vs David Flair.

If there is a positive to Flair and Sanders is they appear to work together fine. If David learned anything from Ric that is how to throw a stiff chop. Lynn was left thinking “Who the hell did I piss off?” Ron Killings smartly stayed out of the ring for almost all of the match.

Killings tagged in and by the look on his face he was thinking “I am going to hit these two as hard as possible.”

Killings smartly tagged out for the finish which was Flair hitting Lynn as hard as he could with whatever was in the sack and Sanders pinned him.

Winners: Mike Sanders & David Flair
Time: 7:49

After the match Sanders told Killings that SEX is full.

-A pre-tape from what looked like the Davis Arena is Louisville with Roddy Piper. Piper said he is not allowed live on TNA anymore because he mentioned Owen Hart. Well that was one thing.

Piper, who 8 weeks later would do a run-in at WrestleMania XIX, said he is here to stay in TNA and plans on taking out Russo.

Match #5
NWA World Tag Team Championship
America's Most Wanted vs Elix Skipper & Low-Ki

I am already tired of the SEX theme tonight, as it has played roughly 9 times so far.

This is the one title match Russo booked fairly. Low-Ki is at least trying to be a heel by doing cheap heel tactics, like spitting on his opponent and avoiding doing all of his cool moves.

AMW does a different match than normal and instead of doing a huge four way bloody brawl around the arena they did this wacky thing called a tag team match.

Daniels, standing outside the ring, tripped James Storm to get the heat. The referee, looking right at it, turned around and walked to Chris Harris and warned him not to break the rules.

James Storm went into a coma after a springboard kick, just laying there and not moving for about 10 seconds. Mike Tenay all but said Elix Skipper is taking steroids. Not sure why this would be something the announcer should point out.

The finish saw our crappy referee horribly out of position when Harris was pinning Low Ki. Harris chopped Skipper in the face. AMW went for the Death Sentence, but Chris Harris decided to hit Chris Daniels instead. Harris hit the Catatonic on Low Ki, but the referee had to not go for the count since that wasn't the finish. Instead Daniels, who was out of place, finally hopped on the apron to distract the referee.

Skipper then hit Harris with the NWA Tag Title, Low Ki made the cover and won the belts.

Winners and NEW NWA Tag Team Champions: Elix Skipper & Low-Ki
Time: 15:17

-Tenay was sad for moments, until we quickly cut away to one of the cage dancer's ass, who had the Australian flag tattooed on her ass. I bet Australia is proud.

-Bullet Bob is backstage getting a load of shit from Goldylocks. Bob says that it is up to Jeff Jarrett to prevent us from Russo getting all the titles.

Match #6
X-Division Championship
Sonny Siaki (w/Desire) vs Chris Vaughn vs Athena

Vaughn was one of the guys who Tenay mentioned two weeks ago as the future of TNA. Athena didn't seem too worried that she had to wrestle Siaki.

Athena mostly stayed out of the way and this was mostly a squash match. Siaki took care of Vaughn in 30 seconds and turned his attention to Athena. Athena kicked him low and then....ran outside and started fighting Desire.

So Siaki then gave Vaughn a Pump Handle Tombstone for the win.

Winner and STILL X-Division Champion: Sonny Siaki
Time: 1:24

After the match Trinity ran down and gave a move to Desire. Siaki went after Trinity, so Kid Kash ran down for the save. Kash and Trinity ripped Desire's top off. Desire, who was called Miss SEX two weeks ago, was disgusted, covered up and ran off.

-Goldylocks was invited to the SEX locker room, which was a champagne celebration. Goldy was quite pissed off about being drenched with champagne.

Russo walked in pissed off because they still didn't have the NWA Title. Vince then went and literally sat in the corner.

-25 minutes left in the show. That is too much time left for a World Title main event match, so we get an angle! Out comes Dusty Rhodes With Chain.

Rhodes rambles on about laundry and saddles and blood and Russo and Jarrett and retribution. Finally he calls out Nikita Koloff.

Nikita takes his sweet ass time getting to the ring. Dusty just keeps talking while Nikita just stares at him. I think Dusty insinuated that he taught Nikita English. I really wish they would have filmed that.

Dusty invites Nikita to let bygones be bygones, reform The Super Powers and they will go on and act like it never happened.

Before Nikita could make his mind up Russo and Triple X ran down and told Nikita to get his ass to the back.

Russo and Dusty fight over who gets to keep Nikita. Of all the people to fight over...

Koloff pushes aside Vince and enters the ring...only to start a gang beat down on Dusty. SWERVE!

The only thing left to question is Nikita left through the other side of the arena instead of the SEX locker room.

Mike Tenay stormed off at this point. He went backstage and gave Jarrett a pep talk about not blowing it tonight.

Match #7
Gauntlet Rules
NWA World Heavyweight Championship
Jeff Jarrett vs BG James vs Don Harris vs Christopher Daniels

There are not timed entrances. This is just a 4-way elimination match where you can be eliminated by pinfall, submission or over the top rope elimination.

Tenay returns to the ringside area as the match begins with all 3 men ganging up on our World Champion. The SEX Trio seemed on the verge of tossing Jarrett over the top, but referee Scott Armstrong distracted BG.

Jarrett went wild with a chair, but when BG grabbed it, Scott grabbed it from him. Hmmm. Jarrett is somehow wearing the crimson mask a minute in. Don Harris threw the fucking chair at Jarrett's head ala Sabu.

We go outside and over the guardrail for some MAIN EVENT BRAWLING! Daniels went for a Moonsault from the balcony while Jarrett was on a table, but the champ moved and Daniels went crashing through the table.

Jarrett did get his payback by throwing a fucking chair at Don's head. BG brought back the Gay Anal Rape Pumphandle Slam.

The argument between BG and Scott continued with BG trying to rough his brother, so Scott ripped off his shirt and beat the shit out of BG.

Jarrett eliminated Harris at 7:56 and James at 8:00, so we are down to Jarrett vs Daniels.

Rudy Charles comes down to replace Scott and Dusty Rhodes fights Don and BG back to the SEX locker room.

Daniels hits the Best Moonsault Ever! We may be seconds away from crowning a new World Champion! Yeah, I know better. Daniels went for a Springboard WhatAManeuver, but Jarrett reversed it into The Stroke for the win!

Winner and STILL NWA Champion: Jeff Jarrett
Time: 10:23

The locker room empties to celebrate with Jeff Jarrett. Of course they all stand by as none other than Raven debuts, running in, dropping Jarrett with the Evenflow DDT and running off to the SEX locker room with the NWA World Title!

And that is it for this week. We had swerves, inept babyfaces and horrible referees. Smells like a Vince Russo booked show!

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
November 29, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “He was as tall as a 6'3” tree” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. His top challenger is Jinder Mahal.

-NXT is an alternate universe from WWE where Mahal and Drew McIntyre are not in a band.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-The Uso's and The Ascension have a nonstop feud because they are the only two teams on NXT.

-Kassius Ohno and Richie Steamboat are feuding. Why? Well it was never really explained why Kassius doesn't like Richie.

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero, so she put a $5,000 bounty on his head.

-The insanely popular Paige and Audrey Marie are the only two NXT Diva's and depending on the week they are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Husky Harris and Brodie Lee) have formed a weird family.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

-The show starts with Daniel Bryan saying that tonight is the night he returns to the show that started things for him. Since he was on NXT he became World Champion, had a line of successful t-shirts and is the tag team champions.

Daniel ordered that no one say YES when he is going to the ring. He also demands that since he is handsome that no one calls him goat face.

Kane then walked in and said he is the tag team champions, which led to the obvious argument.

Match #1
Trent Baretta vs Leo Kruger

Last week Trent was violently attacked before his main event match. It was insinuated that Leo did it under the orders of Kassius Ohno, but it was never outright said.

In theory Trent would know who beat the hell out of him, but he's not talking.

Leo taunted Trent while beating down the Dudebuster throughout most of the match. Leo slapped on an Abdominal Stretch and rubbed the point of his elbow into the taped up ribs of Trent.

The finish just saw Leo hit his move, the Kruger End, which is a spinning neckbreaker, for the win.

Winner: Leo Kruger
Time: 4:41

Match #2
Xavier Woods vs Memo Montenego

It is Consequences Creed vs the brother of Alberto Del Rio.

Memo does not have the charisma of his brother. They mention that Memo is reminiscent of Alberto, but don't point out the relationship.

Xavier won with a roll into a clothesline. He needs a new finisher.

Winner: Xavier Woods
Time: 2:14

Match #3
Audrey Marie vs Emma

Emma you may know as Tenille Tayla from Lance Storm's World of Hurt.

Audrey was last seen about a month ago in a losing effort, teaming with Paige against Kaitlyn and Alicia Fox.

Jim Ross was constantly telling off Tom/Tony Luftman in this match. Tom called a body scissors a “unique submission maneuver” and was calling Emma green, which may be true but you don't say that.

Audrey wins her first match ever (I think) with the Catatonic.

Winner: Audrey Marie
Time: 2:39

-Backstage Tony Dawson was going to interview Roman Reigns, but Roman had issued a press release saying he had very important meetings with wrestling companies all over the globe.

My thought is he is somewhere plotting a beat down of Ryback.

-After commercial Byron Saxton introduces the voice of WWE: Michael Cole, who is treated like a star as he comes down to the ring with his Kerwin White theme song.

Cole is here to moderate a debate between Seth Rollins and Jinder Mahal. These two will square off in two weeks for the NXT Championship.

As this is alternate universe WWE Jinder is not in a band and Seth is not a dastardly heel trying to Shield CM Punk from defeat.

Jinder defends the Worst. Run-in. Ever. last week, but Seth called shenanigans.

The whole point of this was Jinder wants to be champion and Seth wants to stay champion. Seth said Jinder has no heart and this caused Jinder to take his robe off.

Cole refused to let them fight and pointed out Seth has beaten Jinder already. Jinder took offense to that and shoved Cole. Seth shoved Jinder and this led to Jinder beating down Seth.

Referees shooed away Jinder, but not until he slapped on the Camel Clutch.

Match #4
WWE Tag Team Championship
Team Hell No vs Michael McGillicutty & Johnny Curtis

Not The Ascension. Not The Uso's. Average Joe and Fandango. Curtis is already ditching the Dirty Curty gimmick and has begun embracing his dancing.

Oh.....my......God.......JR just reminded me of something. On March 1, 2011 Curtis won NXT Season 4 and with it a chance at the Tag Team Titles. On November 29, 2012 he finally got it. Usually I am the one to point these things out.

This is the loudest the crowd has ever been here, chanting YES! towards Bryan. Bryan actually lost his first 13 matches on NXT and has a record of something like 3-17.

The match was the normal Daniel Bryan and Kane tag team match. Bryan was in control and didn't want to tag out, forcing Kane to tag himself in. Kane would be in control and refused to tag out, so Bryan would tag himself in.

The heels cheat to get the advantage and get the heat on Bryan. I know you are shocked that he would play Ricky Morton.

The announcers refer to Curtis as “Narcissistic”, which JR pointed out he is not the first Superstar to be called that.

Bryan finally makes the lukewarm tag to Kane after a double clothesline and Kane goes on a rampage against both challengers. Kane goes for the choke slam on McGillicutty, but Bryan tags in.

Bryan and Kane argue for a bit, but Kane hits Curtis with a choke slam as Bryan forces McGillicutty to tap out to the No Lock.

Winners and STILL Tag Team Champions: Team Hell No
Time: 7:01

The audience encourages the champions to hug it out, which they do, as the show goes off the air. Who is the tag team champions?

-That's it for this week. Check out my review of the NWA: TNA pay per view from January 22, 2003 on AngryMarks.com, which features the debut of Raven. Also, if you haven't read it yet, I reviewed NXT Season 3 for WrestleCrap.com.

Until next week...

[Agent P]

Going back in time to when we had an e-mail newsletter and I wrote this review of the TNA Final Resolution 2007 show...

TNA Final Resolution 2007
1/14/07
LIVE! From the Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida

SPOILER: Click to show

Last Man Standing
A.J. Styles vs Rhino

The rules of the match were once a man is pinned, he has until the count of 10 to get up or he loses the match.

Rhino sprints down the ramp and opens with a shoulder block, clothesline and a back body drop, before crotching AJ on the ring post.

Back inside the ring, Rhino back body drops Styles to the arena floor, and then the War Machine dove over the top rope onto A.J. for a 2 count.

After a messed up Irish Whip, A.J. drop kicks Rhino’s knee, followed by a drop toe hold and then The Phenomenal One choked Rhino with the tape from his wrist.

Styles nailed a low blow to stop any Rhino momentum, and hit a top rope splash for the 3 count.

Rhino is up at the count of 8, but A.J. gets some more stiff lethal kicks in, before Rhino regains the advantage with a Powerbomb into the turnbuckles!

A.J. Retakes the advantage by throwing Rhino to the floor and executing an exciting flip dive to the outside that only got him a 2 count. Styles with elbows to the head of the former NWA Champion. But Rhino is able to catch A.J. in mid air, and deliver a spine buster for the three count!

Styles is back up by the count of 7 though. Fisticuffs are exchanged before Rhino hits a diving clothesline. A.J. blocks a superplex and nails a sunset flip powerbomb for a 2 count.
Rhino is back though with a Death Valley Driver that also gets a 2 count. Rhino goes outside the ring and pulls out a table, but unfortunately Styles is able to crotch him on the edge of the table!

Styles hits a flying forearm in the ring. Styles goes for a second one, but gets caught. Rhino with a Power bomb, but only gets a 2 count! A.J. hits the Pele, but misses a Discus Punch, and turns around for the GORE GORE GORE!

Rhino doesn’t make a cover and instead crouches in the corner and hits a second GORE for the 3 count!

Rhino goes outside the ring to position the table. Back on the inside, Styles has a chance to get up, but stays seated on the ground for the 10 count!

WINNER: Rhino
RATING: 4.0/10

Rhino grabs the mic and swears revenge tonight. As they go back, Mike Tenay and Don West run down the rest of the card for us tonight.

Rhino and AJ fight back out, and Rhino hits the Rhino Driver on the ramp! Rhino sets up a table on the entrance hole, but A.J. moves out of the way and Rhino Gore’s himself through the table!

3-Way Match
X-Division Championship
Christopher Daniels vs Chris Sabin vs Jerry Lynn

First an update on the Text Message Poll of who you think will win tonight’s Iron Man Match. Joe has 61% of the vote to Kurt Angle’s 39%.

Lynn and Daniels punch Sabin to start. Daniels hits him with a hip toss. Sabin rolls outside, and Daniels rolls Lynn up for a 2 count. Lynn hits a dropkick on the Fallen Angel. Sabin is in with a headlock on Lynn and we get a 3 way criss cross. Daniels hits a neck breaker on
both of his opponents, and a backbreaker on Sabin.

Daniels continues by hitting Lynn with the Inzigiri, followed by a bodyscissors on the X-Division Pioneer. Sabin breaks it up by kicking Daniels in the head, followed by him stomping Lynn. Jerry gets a few punches in, but Sabin gets a back elbow in, before knocking the defending champion off the apron.

Lynn gets in a few more elbows on Sabin, but gets whipped down by his hair. Lynn gets back up and nails a Scorpion Death Drop for a 2 count.

Daniels is back in and hits a side sit out suplex on Lynn for a 2 count. Sabin throws Lynn out of the ring and gives Daniels kicks to the spine and head, before knocking Lynn off the apron.

Sabin with face slaps to Daniels, who retaliates with abdomen punches to the younger challenger. Sabin, though with a back mule kick and a dropkick to the Fallen Angel. Sabin sets Daniels up for the Tree Of Whoa and delivers a Hesitation Dropkick for a 2 count when Lynn breaks it up.

Lynn climbs to the top and hits a double dropkick on both men, followed by a Hurricaranna on Sabin and a headscissors on Daniels. The Fallen Angel is able to give the STO to Lynn before he knew what was happening.

Sabin knocks down Daniels, and Lynn clotheslines Sabin! Daniels gets a second STO on Lynn, as Lynn gave Sabin a bulldog from the middle rope! Daniels is able is hit the Best Moonsault Ever on Sabin, before Lynn broke it up at 2.

Lynn goes for a Powerbomb, but Sabin eye rakes his way out of it. Lynn caught Sabin’s boot, and hit a Tiger Bomb that only got a 2 count due to Daniels! Lynn hits Daniels with an Emerald Frosion for a 2 count. Sabin hits Daniels with a Perfect Plex, but Lynn breaks that up!

Lynn hits Daniels with a Cradle Piledriver, but Sabin rolls Lynn up for the three count and the title!

WINNER and NEW X-Division Champion: Chris Sabin
RATING: 6.0/10

Jeremy Borash interviews Kevin Nash, when Mr. Backlund interrupts! You couldn’t hear what they were saying to each other at first because you heard David Penzer’s voice talking to the audience. Backlund asks Nash if he has taught both men everything, before they shake hands and Nash leaves.

Insert Eric Young, who tells JB that they were supposed to go shopping, but Borash reminds him that they are in the middle of a pay per view. Young tells Mr. Backlund that he voted for him in 95.

Kevin Nash joins the broadcast table, and you can see the Bowling Trophy...I mean the Kevin Nash X-Division Invitational Gauntlet Battle Royal Trophy...I mean the PCS Trophy that will be awarded to the victor.

Samolian Joe, Big Fat Oily Guy and Mr. Bob Backlund are the judges and sit at a table to watch the action.

PCS Finals
THE Austin Starr vs Alex Shelley

This match has a 10 minute time limit. If it goes the 10 minutes, the match will be decided by the three judges at ringside.

A series of armbars start off the match, followed by a drop toe hold by Starr and a roll through with no count by Shelley.

Both slap on side headlocks, followed by Starr running into Shelley twice, followed by a leapfrog and a missed clothesline by Starr, which led to a clothesline by Shelley.

A springboard elbow into a side headlock takeover by Starr, which was reversed into a headscissors by Shelley. Shelley then nailed a Spinning Wheel Kick and a Backbreaker.
Starr blocks an attempted Acid Drop, but is unable to block an eye rake and a leg lace. Starr pulls down the ropes on the charging Shelley. Starr hit a twisting dive to the outside. Starr misses a shoulder breaker, and Shelley kicks him in the face.

Shelley nails a flying knee and a suicide dive to the outside! Back on the inside, Shelley nails an Asai Moonsault for a 2 count.

Shelley blocks an attempted suplex and hits an Inzigiri. Shelley with a forearm in the corner, a drop toe told to the middle turnbuckle and a dropkick to the butt for a 2 count!

Starr blocks another attempt at the Acid Drop and hits a clothesline and a dropkick for a 2 count! Shelley crotches Starr on the top rope, and kicks him in the inner thigh. Shelley nails a back breaker and an over the top rope DDT for a 2 count!

Starr with a Tombstone into a Flap jack and applies the Camel Clutch as the time runs out!
We go to the judges next.

Judge Samolien Joe votes for Austin Starr

Judge Big Fat Oily Guy votes for Alex Shelley

Judge Mr. Backlund enters the ring, and after reviewing takedowns, conditioning, positioning, combinations and entertaining the plebeans, he calls it a draw!

Nash immediately orders a 5 minute overtime!

Shelley kicks off the overtime getting 2 straight 2 counts with roll ups and then does a third roll up for the 3 count!

WINNER: Alex Shelley
RATING: 6.5/10

Shelly holds the Bowling Trophy as Sonjay Dutt and Jay Lethal hold him up. Senshi just stares at them. Starr gets a Backlund-like snapped look in his face. Starr yells at Nash before shoving him. Nash shoves him back, as Senshi holds Starr back.

Starr only respects Senshi and wants him to come to the back with him, which the warrior refuses to do. Starr slaps Senshi, who goes bezerk on him!

Starr attacks Joe and Oily Guy, before slapping Mr. Backlund, who proceeded to give him the Cross Face Chicken Wing!

James Storm (w/Gail Kim) vs Petey Williams

Petey gets the prestigious "Between So Cal Val’s legs" camera shot. Storm backs Williams into the corner, but Petey fights out and nails a hurricaranna.

Storm slams Williams to the apron outside and drives his back into the apron for a 2 count. Storm followed with a double underhook suplex, followed by a chin lock.

Petey was able to fight out of it with a rollup for a 2 count. Storm then nailed a Powerbomb and the Eye Of The Storm for a 2 count. Storm stays on top with a boot to the head and the camel clutch.

Petey counters a Powerbomb attempt into a DDT, and followed that up with a Spinning Wheel Kick, Tornado DDT, cross body block and a side Russian Leg Sweep.

Storm blocks the Canadian Destroyer and hits a Scorpion Death Drop for a 2 count. Storm goes for the Catatonic, but Williams shifts into a Canadian Destroyer attempt, but Storm is able to roll him up for the three count!

WINNER: James Storm
RATING: 3.5/10

After the match Storm handcuffs Williams to the middle rope and grabs his beer bottle. Gail stops Storm and slaps him. Storm goozles her, but Gail low blows the Tennessee Cowboy and grabs the beer bottle!

Before she could do anything, she is attacked by Jacqueline! Storm and Jackie deliver the Death Sentence before leaving!

The Voodoo Kin Mafia enters at this point. B.G. declares victory over Vince, but tells Paul Levesque to get better. Vince is an idiot for not accepting the 1 Million Dollar Challenge, but letting K-Fed beat John Cena.

B.G. starts to sing "We’re not gonna take it!" Christy Hemme runs in at this point. She reminds VKM that they are forgetting about Chyna. Hemme cries about women being disposable in this business. B.G. says he agrees with Christy though.

Kip, however calls her a slut and tells her to go back to the strip club she came from. Christy slapped Kip to end the segment.

JB interviews Team 3D. Ray gives an intense promo about being ready for the match, and is jealous of LAX because of the straps that they hold.

Sting walks in and asks where Abyss is as 3D leaves.

NWA World Tag Team Championship
Latin American Xchange vs Team 3D

Moody Jack Melendez is back with the ring introductions.

Hernandez and Devon start. Devon clamps on a side headlock. Both run into each other twice, and both are feeling it. Devon with armdrags for a 1 count. Homicide spits on Ray.
Ray shoves Homicide and throws him across the ring. Ray with a clothesline out of the corner and nails a uranage for 2.

3D nail a double team leg drop for a 2 count. Then LAX counters with a double team hangman for a 2 count on Ray.

Hernandez and Devon exchange chops, and Hernandez gets a kick in. Devon nails Homicide with a flying back elbow. Ray with some stiff chops and punches to send both he and Hernandez to the outside.

Hernandez back in with chops and both LAX splash Devon in the corner for a 2 count.
Devon however, explodes with double clotheslines. He hits a shoulder breaker on Hernandez and a clothesline to Homicide. Devon nails the Saving Grace on Hernandez for another 2 count. Ray tags in and we get the What’s Up? headbutt, before telling Devon to get the tables. A 3D on Homicide, but he’s not the legal man! Santa Runt runs in and jumps on Homicide for the DQ!

WINNERS by DQ: LAX
RATING: 3.0/10

Ray throws Runt out of the ring and into the guardrail after the match.

Final Text Poll Results:
Samoa Joe: 57%
Kurt Angle: 43%

30 Minute Iron Man Match
#1 Contenders Match
Samoa Joe vs Kurt Angle

The match kicks off with Kurt with an armbar takedown into a headlock. Joe gets a shoulder block and a side headlock takeover.

Kurt with a headscissors and we have a stand off. Kurt with a flying shoulder block, followed by a european uppercut. They exchange punches, until Joe decks him with a clothesline, followed by a forearm and a kick to the back of Kurt’s head!

Joe locks on an abdominal stretch, followed by a front chancerry. Kurt with leg kicks followed by a belly to belly release overhead suplex and a side suplex for a 1 count!
Kurt applies a 40 second long side headlock. Joe breaks it, but gets a knee to the gut for consecutive 2 counts.

Kurt with a rear chinlock, but Joe grabs and ankle and Kurt gets free. My Olympic Hero stomps the Samoan Submission Machine in the corner, but Joe blocks a suplex and delivers his own.

Joe nails a Powerslam for a 2 count, but misses an elbow. Kurt nails a German suplex, but only gets a 2 count. Joe places Kurt on the middle rope after a forearm and goes for the Muscle Buster. Kurt rolls through and Joe rolls through that with the Kokina Clutch! And with 17:04 left Kurt taps out!

Samoa Joe: 1
Kurt Angle: 0

There is a 47 second break between this fall. Kurt with an eye rake and a european uppercut. We are halfway through and Angle has Joe in a rear chin lock. Joe breaks it and gets to his feet. Kurt goes for an Angle Slam, but Joe slips through and comes off the ropes with a flying knee!

However with 13:58 left, Angle gets the Ankle Lock on and gets the tap out!

Samoa Joe: 1
Kurt Angle: 1

There is a 44 second break and Kurt attacks the knee and chokes him in the corner. Angle has a rear chin lock that Joe gets out of. Kurt goes for an Angle Slam, but Joe slips out of it and gets caught in the Ankle Lock! Unfortunately for Joe he has to tap at 11:05!

Kurt Angle: 2
Samoa Joe: 1

A 40 second break and Kurt is back on top with slaps and uppercuts. Joe explodes out of the corner with a clothesline and follows up with punches and palm thrusts, and a knee to the jaw.

Angle rolls through another Muscle Buster attempt for a 2 count, and then nails another Angle Slam for another 2 count. The strap comes down and we get another Ankle Lock! Instead of tapping though, Joe kicks Angle off and finally hits the Muscle Buster for the three count with 7:41 left!

Kurt Angle: 2
Samoa Joe: 2

A 43 second break follows and Joe gets in some uppercuts. But Kurt clipped Joe’s knee from behind! Angle locks on another Ankle Lock, but Joe gets out of it again!

Angle rolls Joe up from behind to take a 3-2 lead with 5:19 left!

Kurt Angle: 3
Samoa Joe: 2

A 42 second break and Joe is on the attack! Kurt rolls to the outside to kill time, but Joe is out with kicks and chops. Kurt rolls in and kicks Joe as he enters. Kurt with his own set of kicks and punches, before Joe catches him and hits a uranage!

But before he can take the advantage, Kurt is able to post the ankle twice. Joe and Kurt and exchanging the advantage with 2 minutes left! Joe nails a knee and a Muscle Buster but only gets a 2 count!

Kurt is blocking the Rear Naked Choke, but Joe with elbows to the neck of the Olympic Gold Medalist! And then Joe locks on the Ankle Lock! And Kurt Angle taps...one second after the time limit expires!

WINNER: Kurt Angle
RATING: 6.5/10

Number of 2-counts:

Angle: 7
Joe: 3

Borash interviews Sting, who promises to separate the devil from Abyss. Mitchell enters and compares the violence of Abyss to the violence of Sting, which leads Sting to choking Mitchell!

3-Way Elimination Match
NWA World Heavyweight Championship
Abyss (w/Jim Mitchell) vs Christian Cage (w/Tomko) vs Sting

Tomko is put in a cage outside the ring that resembles the Penalty Box from the King Of The Mountain Match.

Sting gets the best of both men and clotheslines Abyss out. Christian chops Sting, who is able to connect with the 10 Punches Of Doom. Abyss pulls Sting crotch first into the post, and then throws him into Tomko’s cage!

Abyss catches Christian and charges him into the guardrail and the post. Cage is able to move out of Abyss’ way and bulldogs him on the ramp! He then slams Sting on the cement. Cage kicks Abyss, but The Monster gets a splash in the corner. Christian breaks out of the Shock Treatment and goes for the Unprettier, but Abyss breaks it and nails the Shock Treatment for a 2 count!

Cage goes for the Frog Splash, but Abyss hits a chokeslam for another 2 count! Tomko meanwhile, chokes Sting through the cage door. Abyss nails the Black Hole Slam on the inside of the ring, but the referee is distracted!

A forearm smash to Christian, but Captain Charisma breaks the goozle. Sting pushed Abyss into Cage and rolls him up for the three count and the elimination!

ELIMINATED: Abyss

Abyss goozles Sting, but throws him down and leaves the ring. We will have a new NWA Champion tonight!

Cage drops Sting on the ropes and hits a Missile Dropkick for a 2 count! Sting fights out of a rear chin lock, but Cage hits a back elbow. Cage slaps Sting. Bad idea. Sting is on fire, as he punches Cage and delivers a Back body drop!

Sting nails a superplex from the top rope! Jim Mitchell walks back down, as Cage misses a dropkick and Sting nails the Scorpion Death Drop! Mitchell hits the security guard with a bat and releases Tomko!

Mitchell distracts the referee and Tomko is in and hits Sting with a TKO! Cage makes the cover! 1...............2.............and Sting kicked out!

Sting beats Tomko out of the ring as Abyss runs in and attacks Tomko! Back in the ring, Sting nails the Unprettier, but only gets a 2 count!

Cage accidently bumps the referee and Sting proceeds to choke him out! Abyss wraps a chain around his hand, as Sting places Jim Mitchell in the Scorpion Death Lock! Abyss turns around and clocks Sting!

Cage is moving and climbs to the top rope and nails a Frog Splash to Sting! 1................2..................3!

WINNER and NEW NWA World Heavyweight Champion: Christian Cage
RATING: 5.0/10

[Pseudonymically]

Fucking really? Ohno/Steamboat and Rollins/Mahal STILL FEUDING? They have been feuding since the stone age, MOVE ON!

[Agent P]

Well Ascension and the Uso's are done feuding.

[Agent P]

NWA: Total Nonstop Action #29
January 29, 2003
LIVE! From Nashville, Tennessee

by Emerson “Eat your foot” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Current Champions:

NWA World: Jeff Jarrett (since November 20, 2002)
TNA X-Division: Sonny Siaki (since December 11, 2002)
NWA World Tag Team: Low-Ki & Elix Skipper (since January 22, 2003)
SEX Australia Champion: Ashley Hudson (since January 22, 2003)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed last week on NWA: TNA....

-TNA debuted in Australia, so to make them sorry for showing their pay per views, they put on a mostly shitty show.

-Vince Russo had the authority to make challengers for every champion and he showed off his power by stacking the deck against the World Champion.

-Due to the worst, out of place refereeing ever, Low-Ki and Elix Skipper won a clusterfuck and the NWA Tag Team Titles from AMW.

-X-Division Champion Sonny Siaki defended against a security guy and the ring valet

-David Young did not win his third match in a row.

-Konnan was backed down again by local promoter Burt Prentice.

-Ashley Hudson was introduced as the SEX Australia Champion.

-Jerry Lynn did a job for David Flair, Mike Sanders and a burlap sack.

-Nikita Koloff SWERVED US by pretending to make peace with Dusty Rhodes, only to beat him down.

-It was noted that both Nikita and Konnan left through a different part of the arena than the SEX group.

-Jeff Jarrett survived Don Harris stiffing the fuck out of him and defended the NWA Title.

-After the main event, Raven debuted, dropping Jarrett with a DDT and running off with the title.

And that's what you missed on NWA: TNA.

-The show begins with the lights going out and we have Raven sitting in the balcony wearing the NWA Title. Raven talks about the great former champions of the past, but now there is a revolution happening. A revolution that Jeff Jarrett doesn't understand. He has taken it upon himself to right the wrong. Raven will show Jarrett the error of his ways. He walked down the steps and back into the arena while he talked about how he has plans that Jeff Jarrett will never forget, referencing the Clockwork Orange House of Fun.

Suddenly Raven is attacked by the real NWA Champion Jeff Jarrett, who beats Raven with a garbage can into the ring. Jarrett sets a table up in the ring, but in a cruel twist of fate is sent through the table with a superplex after Russo ran down and distracted Jarrett.

-To the back where Goldylocks interviewed a sweaty Jorge Estrada about Mike Sanders offering him a job in SEX last week. Jorge blew her off.

-After that we get a 5 minute video package talking about the last three weeks of the show. Shouldn't it have aired first?

1.) Amazing Red pinned Jorge Estrada in 6:16. Red and Estrada have the usual fast paced opener on the show. Don West pushes that what does Jorge have to lose if he joined SEX at this point? Tenay said he belongs with the tradition of the NWA. Like most X matches, this was more a collection of spots, as opposed to a match the built over time. No one got heat, per se. They screwed up the flipping piledriver, so they had to do it a second time, but Estrada kicked out of that. The finish saw Red push Estrada off the ropes and pin him with the Infra-Red.

-After the match Mike Sanders demanded Jorge give him an answer over whether or not to join SEX. Estrada flipped him off and threw him down, so Glen Gilburtti (Disco Inferno) attacked him with a chair.

-To the back where Jeff Jarrett shoved Bob Armstrong into a wall and demanded Raven and Russo. Ron Killings walked in and demanded to know what the hell was up.

2.) David Flair pinned Jerry Lynn in 5:05. Before the match began Lynn grabbed the burlap sack and chased Flair with it. Lynn was on fire in the early going and the match seemed destined to be the best David Flair match since Chris Benoit in 1999. David got a 2 count with his feet on the ropes. The referee yelled that he saw that, which made you wonder why the hell he counted. The referee got bumped and Flair grabbed the burlap sack. Ron Killings ran down to help, but somehow Lynn got bonked and Flair beats Lynn again.

-A pre-taped sit-down interview with BG James and Mike Tenay aired. BG talked on and on and on about how he was the most entertaining person in WWF 1998. As long as he keeps telling himself that. BG says that he sold out Madison Square Garden 20 weeks in a row and made millions so his family is jealous of him.

Scott Armstrong walked in to argue and instead of airing this, Mike Tenay had the camera shut off. What is he now? Ed Whalen in 1980?

-Back live where America's Most Wanted has hit the ring and says that they have beaten every team in TNA and have now been screwed out of the tag team titles.

Harris demanded their rematch for the belts tonight. Storm, who is starting to grow his beard, did a lot of yelling.

This brought out a bunch of SEX, including BG James, who said Triple X was not here tonight, so the 6 people got in the ring to beat down AMW, where they were run off...by the Rock & Roll Express of all people.

Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson celebrated for seconds....before beating down AMW with chairs. SWERVE!

3.) Mike Sanders pinned Ron Killings in 7:31. The main talk during this match was whether or not Truth hit Lynn on purpose during his match with Flair a little while ago. Once the hottest heel in the company, this match just reminded me of how cold Truth got since Russo came in. Even in the last few weeks of being champion he wasn't on the show at all until losing the belt to Jarrett. Yeah, David Flair had a better match than these two guys, as Killings is hardly Jerry Lynn when it comes to carrying a lesser opponent to a decent match. Since there has to be bullshit in every match, David Flair ran in. Jerry Lynn tried to make the save, but Killings hit Lynn and Sanders rolled him up for the win.

-Goldylocks went into the SEX locker room to talk to the Rock & Roll Express, who said they were the first to have music and pyro. That makes them the 38th people to claim that.

Bullet Bob walked in and said screw you to the two of them and booked them against AMW.

-AJ Styles came to the ring with a microphone and continues to demand a World Title match. He asked what else does he have to do to get a title shot. He reiterates that he is not with Mortimer or Russo, he beat Ron Killings, he beat Jeff Jarrett all over the arena and even beat Larry Zbyszko.

Raven's voice came over the PA system and the man with the belt hit the ring. Raven told AJ that he is not ready to face Raven. AJ said Raven was on steroids and Raven called AJ gay. AJ told Raven to hand him the World Title, go back to the locker room and shoot himself up with more heroin.

Raven and AJ go forehead to forehead, but before more could happen referees ran in to break them up and Jeff Jarrett went in and single handedly beat them both up. Superman took his title back and walked away.

-After Jarrett and Raven walked away Larry Zbyszko walked down in his gear and gave AJ a compliment, saying he sees a lot of him in AJ. Larry offers his help to AJ. If AJ accepts then we will see more stalling during his matches.

Larry challenged AJ to beat him twice in 10 minutes. AJ said no, so Larry slapped the shit out of him and that makes this a match.

4.) Larry Zybyzko defeated AJ Styles since AJ did not beat him twice in 10:00. Apparently the stipulations are if AJ cannot beat him twice then he has to accept Larry as a mentor. Yeah, I don't know why either. Don West, not knowing any better, said Larry would never roll outside to take a breath and stall. Ahhh, Don, you have some learning to do. The majority of the match saw Larry just beating on AJ over and over until AJ pinned Larry first at 5:53 with an Inverted DDT. Mortimer Plumtree ran down and handed AJ knux, but Larry blocked the shot. Mortimer tried to throw powder at Larry, but he ducked that as well. This match is doing such a good job of getting AJ over as a heel that the crowd chants “Let's Go AJ!” The finish saw Mortimer wedge a chair in between the top and middle rope and Larry sent AJ into the chair as the clock ticked to zero.

-Goldylocks was standing in the ring and introduced Percy Pringle. The last time we saw him was when he wanted to join SEX, but he got beaten down by them. Goldy stumbles through an awkward interview, when suddenly none other than former WCW announcer Tony Schiavone walked in.

Tony calls Percy fat and says he has never seen someone kiss ass like Percy did two weeks ago. Tony insinuated that Goldy slept with someone to get her job and is only still here because she was pretty and said she was worse at her job than Pamela Paulshock.

This made Mike Tenay get up and enter the ring. Tony, frustrated that he hasn't been working in wrestling for the previous 2 years, said that the reason he wasn't brought into TNA was because Tenay, the man he brought into WCW, refused to work with Schiavone.

Schiavone and Tenay argue over whether or not Russo killed WCW. Schiavone said Tenay would have killed off Gorgeous George, Hulkamania, Andy Kaufman and the NWO because they didn't represent what Tenay liked.

Russo stormed in and embraced Schiavone, calling him the best announcer in wrestling. Vince put his arm around Tony and told him he had a job with SEX, so Schiavone walked off with him.

5.) In a mixed tag team match, Kid Kash & Trinity defeated X-Division Champion Sonny Siaki & Desire in 6:17. Borash called Siaki the defending champion. My pre-match prediction is Siaki pins Trinity. Kash and Siaki work really well together, unfortunately they didn't just ignore the idea that this was a tag team match. Kash with a Springboard Flipping Kick To The Balls of Sonny, which gave Trinity her spot of hitting a Moonsault on Siaki. To their credit, the two women practiced a quick series of spots. If they would have left it there, it would have been fine. Sadly they didn't just leave it there. Trinity got a two count off of a kick that missed by five feet. The finish saw Athena interfere and Trinity roll up Desire for the pin. Well I was wrong.

-Tony Schiavone hit the ring, asked if sluts were allowed to interfere in all the matches. Tony asked Siaki and Desire to calm down and then interviewed Siaki about his title defense next week with Amazing Red.

In ran Konnan, beating down Siaki with a kendo stick. WHERE IS BURT PRENTICE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!?!

Oh there he is...for the third week in a row, 300 pound promoter Burt Prentice ran off Konnan. I have no bloody idea why, but Tenay and Konnan argued and next week there will be an interview with Tenay and Konnan.

-To the back where Jeff Jarrett says he doesn't care if he faces Raven or AJ Styles, but at the end of the day it is him and his friend Vince Russo.

6.) In the weirdest main event match perhaps ever, Rock & Roll Express beat America's Most Wanted in 8:47. Prediction: Triple X interferes and AMW loses. AMW just beat Morton and Gibson all over the 4-sided ring until Morton tripped Storm from outside the ring to get the heat. It is weird to watch James Storm “play Ricky Morton” (baby face in peril) while Ricky Morton beats on him. Harris gets the unusually hot tag and the former 2-time tag champs beat on the former 4-time tag champs. The finish saw AMW hit the Death Sentence when Elix Skipper ran in and hit Chris Harris with the NWA Tag Title belt, letting Gibson pin him for the win. I was right! Shocking, I know.

-After the match Brian Lee and Slash returned after a three week absence and beat down Elix Skipper while the fans chanted “Evil”.

-Next week:

Mike Tenay interviews Konnan
Jerry Lynn vs The Truth vs David Flair vs Mike Sanders
Sonny Siaki vs Amazing Red for the X-Division Title
Disciples of the New Church vs Triple X for the Tag Team Titles

To the back to the SEX locker room where Tony Schiavone asked Vince Russo about a match for next week. Russo asked Jeff Jarrett to put the belt on the line next week with Raven.

Raven wanted it now, so Jeff Jarrett ran into the SEX locker room and, for the third time tonight, beat the shit out of Raven. For the second time tonight Raven couldn't fight his own battle and needed Russo to distract Jarrett so he can get the upper hand.

Russo brings a table into the ring and in the same twist of fate we saw an hour and 45 minutes earlier, the tables were turned and Jarrett put Raven through the table.

There is a reason they only ever show Raven attacking Jarrett the first time and not the fun escapades of the following week (and I can only assume future weeks).

Jarrett threatened Russo, so AJ Styles ran down, gave Jarrett The Stroke on the title belt and AJ ran off with the NWA Title.

-So that is it for this week. A week in which we saw David Flair, Mike Sanders, Larry Zbyszko and The Rock & Roll Express all win matches in 2003. Yep.

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
December 5, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “He wore a hat, his favorite hat. He loved that hat, he hated hats. Cal Johnson! He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five. Got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive. He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime. A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime. In all his years of life on Earth, he never fired a gun. Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down every one. He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde. Cal Johnson was born the day he died.” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. His top challenger is Jinder Mahal.

-NXT is an alternate universe from WWE where Mahal and Drew McIntyre are not in a band and Seth Rollins is not trying to Shield us from injustice.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-Kassius Ohno and Richie Steamboat are feuding. Why? Well it was never really explained why Kassius doesn't like Richie.

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero, so she put a $5,000 bounty on his head.

-The insanely popular Paige and Audrey Marie are the only two NXT Diva's and depending on the week they are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Husky Harris and Brodie Lee) have formed a weird family.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

-Ascension is already edited out of the opening of the show. William Regal is back at the announce table, after a three week absence.

1.) WWE United States Champion Antonio Cesaro beat Michael McGillicutty in 5:59. Michael played baby face coming out and got a decent reaction. Not sure if he has officially turned or this was a one time thing. Tony Dawson noted that if McGillicutty one day won the US Title that would make him and Curt Hennig the only father-son combination to hold the title. Not technically true, since Curt was WCW US Champion, which has a different lineage. Cesaro debuted a move where he laid Michael across the top rope in the corner and delivered a running knee to the ribs of Average Joe. Cesaro won an oddly competitive opener with the Neutralizer.

2.) Bo Dallas pinned Axl Keegan in 2:37. This is Axl's debut and Bo's first match since he lost to Jinder Mahal three weeks ago after challenging Jinder to put his title shot on the line. Axl is announced as 6'4, 240, but upon doing a smidge of research I discover they were short changing him 2 inches and 30 pounds for some reason. He has the long hair and beard that seemingly everyone has except for Bo, who forgets to grow his beard like everyone else. The power of the beard did not help Axl, as he lost a quickie to the Spear.

-Bo takes the mic afterwards and says that he has lost a few fights and while this is crazy, he is issuing an open challenge to anyone in WWE for a fight.

-The Raw Rebound airs, which features your NXT Champion Seth Rollins as a horrible despicable heel. Oh and unless he loses the title next week to Jinder, then the NXT Champion will be main eventing the TLC Pay Per View.

3.) Corey Graves beat Yoshi Tatsu in 2:56. What the hell ever happened to Yoshi anyway? Before the match began Corey attacked Yoshi and beat him down. Once the match started Yoshi got 8 seconds of offense, before quickly being tackled at the knee and beaten down by Graves. Corey beat on Yoshi for most of the match. Tatsu fought back briefly, but Graves quickly slapped on the 13th Step, which is a Figure Four Leglock where Yoshi was on his stomach, for the quick tap out. Corey leaves through the crowd while the fans slap him on the back. Meanwhile the announcers talk about how the fans are afraid of him.

4.) Roman Reigns beat Gavin Reid in 2:07. This is another example of the Alternate Universe policy that NXT has. Roman is also not here to Shield us from injustice. Gavin, in his NXT debut, is from Swansea, Wales. Roman beat on Gavin and quickly beat him with the Back Suplex into a Uranage.

-After the match Roman threw Gavin out of the ring, took the mic and ran down ring announcer Byron Saxton. Roman claimed Byron was jealous of him and that he was doing Byron a favor by allowing him to come into his ring and say his name. I can tell this will be a long, drawn out angle since Byron has since been taken off camera and Roman has been called up.

-To the back where Tom Phillips is talking to Tyson Kidd about his main event match with Leo Kruger. Tyson says his goal is to be NXT Champion. This brought in Kassius Ohno, who was wearing some dorky glasses. Kassius and Tyson argue about nothing.

5.) Tyson Kidd beat Leo Kruger in 9:05. I tried this last year and failed, so let's try again. When filling out your ballot for the Observer Awards, vote for Tyson Kidd for Most Underrated. Jim Ross has joined the broadcast table for the main event. Notice how almost every match tonight has had a guy in it who is already on the main roster. Kidd was building momentum until going for a cross body block. Leo ducked out of the way and Tyson slammed into the ropes before falling through them and onto the floor. Tyson was dropped onto the edge of the ring and then Leo with a baseball slide dropkick, almost sent Tyson's head into the camera. Anyhoo, the finish almost came out of nowhere. Tyson went for a Springboard Elbow Drop, but Leo blocked it. The second time Tyson went for it, Leo got his foot up, but Tyson caught it and slapped on the Dungeon Lock for the submission.

-After the match Kassius Ohno ran down and attacked Tyson. Ohno and Leo teamed up to deliver their finishers to Kidd. Before more damage could be done, Mr. Regal dropped the headset, went to ringside and pulled Tyson to safety as the show went off the air.

-That is it for this week. Next week, Seth Rollins will defend the NXT Title against Jinder Mahal.

[Naim]

Dec 6, 2012 14:41:14 GMT -5 Agent P said:

WWE NXT
December 5, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “He wore a hat, his favorite hat. He loved that hat, he hated hats. Cal Johnson! He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five. Got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive. He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime. A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime. In all his years of life on Earth, he never fired a gun. Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down every one. He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde. Cal Johnson was born the day he died.” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. His top challenger is Jinder Mahal.

-NXT is an alternate universe from WWE where Mahal and Drew McIntyre are not in a band and Seth Rollins is not trying to Shield us from injustice.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-Kassius Ohno and Richie Steamboat are feuding. Why? Well it was never really explained why Kassius doesn't like Richie.

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero, so she put a $5,000 bounty on his head.

-The insanely popular Paige and Audrey Marie are the only two NXT Diva's and depending on the week they are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Husky Harris and Brodie Lee) have formed a weird family.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

-Ascension is already edited out of the opening of the show. William Regal is back at the announce table, after a three week absence.

1.) WWE United States Champion Antonio Cesaro beat Michael McGillicutty in 5:59. Michael played baby face coming out and got a decent reaction. Not sure if he has officially turned or this was a one time thing. Tony Dawson noted that if McGillicutty one day won the US Title that would make him and Curt Hennig the only father-son combination to hold the title. Not technically true, since Curt was WCW US Champion, which has a different lineage. Cesaro debuted a move where he laid Michael across the top rope in the corner and delivered a running knee to the ribs of Average Joe. Cesaro won an oddly competitive opener with the Neutralizer.

2.) Bo Dallas pinned Axl Keegan in 2:37. This is Axl's debut and Bo's first match since he lost to Jinder Mahal three weeks ago after challenging Jinder to put his title shot on the line. Axl is announced as 6'4, 240, but upon doing a smidge of research I discover they were short changing him 2 inches and 30 pounds for some reason. He has the long hair and beard that seemingly everyone has except for Bo, who forgets to grow his beard like everyone else. The power of the beard did not help Axl, as he lost a quickie to the Spear.

-Bo takes the mic afterwards and says that he has lost a few fights and while this is crazy, he is issuing an open challenge to anyone in WWE for a fight.

-The Raw Rebound airs, which features your NXT Champion Seth Rollins as a horrible despicable heel. Oh and unless he loses the title next week to Jinder, then the NXT Champion will be main eventing the TLC Pay Per View.

3.) Corey Graves beat Yoshi Tatsu in 2:56. What the hell ever happened to Yoshi anyway? Before the match began Corey attacked Yoshi and beat him down. Once the match started Yoshi got 8 seconds of offense, before quickly being tackled at the knee and beaten down by Graves. Corey beat on Yoshi for most of the match. Tatsu fought back briefly, but Graves quickly slapped on the 13th Step, which is a Figure Four Leglock where Yoshi was on his stomach, for the quick tap out. Corey leaves through the crowd while the fans slap him on the back. Meanwhile the announcers talk about how the fans are afraid of him.

4.) Roman Reigns beat Gavin Reid in 2:07. This is another example of the Alternate Universe policy that NXT has. Roman is also not here to Shield us from injustice. Gavin, in his NXT debut, is from Swansea, Wales. Roman beat on Gavin and quickly beat him with the Back Suplex into a Uranage.

-After the match Roman threw Gavin out of the ring, took the mic and ran down ring announcer Byron Saxton. Roman claimed Byron was jealous of him and that he was doing Byron a favor by allowing him to come into his ring and say his name. I can tell this will be a long, drawn out angle since Byron has since been taken off camera and Roman has been called up.

-To the back where Tom Phillips is talking to Tyson Kidd about his main event match with Leo Kruger. Tyson says his goal is to be NXT Champion. This brought in Kassius Ohno, who was wearing some dorky glasses. Kassius and Tyson argue about nothing.

5.) Tyson Kidd beat Leo Kruger in 9:05. I tried this last year and failed, so let's try again. When filling out your ballot for the Observer Awards, vote for Tyson Kidd for Most Underrated. Jim Ross has joined the broadcast table for the main event. Notice how almost every match tonight has had a guy in it who is already on the main roster. Kidd was building momentum until going for a cross body block. Leo ducked out of the way and Tyson slammed into the ropes before falling through them and onto the floor. Tyson was dropped onto the edge of the ring and then Leo with a baseball slide dropkick, almost sent Tyson's head into the camera. Anyhoo, the finish almost came out of nowhere. Tyson went for a Springboard Elbow Drop, but Leo blocked it. The second time Tyson went for it, Leo got his foot up, but Tyson caught it and slapped on the Dungeon Lock for the submission.

-After the match Kassius Ohno ran down and attacked Tyson. Ohno and Leo teamed up to deliver their finishers to Kidd. Before more damage could be done, Mr. Regal dropped the headset, went to ringside and pulled Tyson to safety as the show went off the air.

-That is it for this week. Next week, Seth Rollins will defend the NXT Title against Jinder Mahal.

The US title has the same lineage as the WCW title. That's why whenever the announcers talk about the belt they always point out the previous holders of the belt like Austin ad Harley Race.

[Agent P]

Dec 6, 2012 14:46:49 GMT -5 Naim said:

Dec 6, 2012 14:41:14 GMT -5 Agent P said:

WWE NXT
December 5, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “He wore a hat, his favorite hat. He loved that hat, he hated hats. Cal Johnson! He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five. Got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive. He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime. A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime. In all his years of life on Earth, he never fired a gun. Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down every one. He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde. Cal Johnson was born the day he died.” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Twitter: @thereallyrealew

Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. His top challenger is Jinder Mahal.

-NXT is an alternate universe from WWE where Mahal and Drew McIntyre are not in a band and Seth Rollins is not trying to Shield us from injustice.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-Kassius Ohno and Richie Steamboat are feuding. Why? Well it was never really explained why Kassius doesn't like Richie.

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero, so she put a $5,000 bounty on his head.

-The insanely popular Paige and Audrey Marie are the only two NXT Diva's and depending on the week they are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Husky Harris and Brodie Lee) have formed a weird family.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

-Ascension is already edited out of the opening of the show. William Regal is back at the announce table, after a three week absence.

1.) WWE United States Champion Antonio Cesaro beat Michael McGillicutty in 5:59. Michael played baby face coming out and got a decent reaction. Not sure if he has officially turned or this was a one time thing. Tony Dawson noted that if McGillicutty one day won the US Title that would make him and Curt Hennig the only father-son combination to hold the title. Not technically true, since Curt was WCW US Champion, which has a different lineage. Cesaro debuted a move where he laid Michael across the top rope in the corner and delivered a running knee to the ribs of Average Joe. Cesaro won an oddly competitive opener with the Neutralizer.

2.) Bo Dallas pinned Axl Keegan in 2:37. This is Axl's debut and Bo's first match since he lost to Jinder Mahal three weeks ago after challenging Jinder to put his title shot on the line. Axl is announced as 6'4, 240, but upon doing a smidge of research I discover they were short changing him 2 inches and 30 pounds for some reason. He has the long hair and beard that seemingly everyone has except for Bo, who forgets to grow his beard like everyone else. The power of the beard did not help Axl, as he lost a quickie to the Spear.

-Bo takes the mic afterwards and says that he has lost a few fights and while this is crazy, he is issuing an open challenge to anyone in WWE for a fight.

-The Raw Rebound airs, which features your NXT Champion Seth Rollins as a horrible despicable heel. Oh and unless he loses the title next week to Jinder, then the NXT Champion will be main eventing the TLC Pay Per View.

3.) Corey Graves beat Yoshi Tatsu in 2:56. What the hell ever happened to Yoshi anyway? Before the match began Corey attacked Yoshi and beat him down. Once the match started Yoshi got 8 seconds of offense, before quickly being tackled at the knee and beaten down by Graves. Corey beat on Yoshi for most of the match. Tatsu fought back briefly, but Graves quickly slapped on the 13th Step, which is a Figure Four Leglock where Yoshi was on his stomach, for the quick tap out. Corey leaves through the crowd while the fans slap him on the back. Meanwhile the announcers talk about how the fans are afraid of him.

4.) Roman Reigns beat Gavin Reid in 2:07. This is another example of the Alternate Universe policy that NXT has. Roman is also not here to Shield us from injustice. Gavin, in his NXT debut, is from Swansea, Wales. Roman beat on Gavin and quickly beat him with the Back Suplex into a Uranage.

-After the match Roman threw Gavin out of the ring, took the mic and ran down ring announcer Byron Saxton. Roman claimed Byron was jealous of him and that he was doing Byron a favor by allowing him to come into his ring and say his name. I can tell this will be a long, drawn out angle since Byron has since been taken off camera and Roman has been called up.

-To the back where Tom Phillips is talking to Tyson Kidd about his main event match with Leo Kruger. Tyson says his goal is to be NXT Champion. This brought in Kassius Ohno, who was wearing some dorky glasses. Kassius and Tyson argue about nothing.

5.) Tyson Kidd beat Leo Kruger in 9:05. I tried this last year and failed, so let's try again. When filling out your ballot for the Observer Awards, vote for Tyson Kidd for Most Underrated. Jim Ross has joined the broadcast table for the main event. Notice how almost every match tonight has had a guy in it who is already on the main roster. Kidd was building momentum until going for a cross body block. Leo ducked out of the way and Tyson slammed into the ropes before falling through them and onto the floor. Tyson was dropped onto the edge of the ring and then Leo with a baseball slide dropkick, almost sent Tyson's head into the camera. Anyhoo, the finish almost came out of nowhere. Tyson went for a Springboard Elbow Drop, but Leo blocked it. The second time Tyson went for it, Leo got his foot up, but Tyson caught it and slapped on the Dungeon Lock for the submission.

-After the match Kassius Ohno ran down and attacked Tyson. Ohno and Leo teamed up to deliver their finishers to Kidd. Before more damage could be done, Mr. Regal dropped the headset, went to ringside and pulled Tyson to safety as the show went off the air.

-That is it for this week. Next week, Seth Rollins will defend the NXT Title against Jinder Mahal.

The US title has the same lineage as the WCW title. That's why whenever the announcers talk about the belt they always point out the previous holders of the belt like Austin ad Harley Race.

I was about to go to WWE.com and prove you wrong, but they changed it. They used to only trace the belt to 2003, but now go "way back when".

[Pseudonymically]

Kassius Ohno vs Kidd would be an awesome feud but somehow Richie Steamboat will become involved.

[Agent P]

NWA: Total Nonstop Action #30
February 5, 2003
LIVE! From Nashville, Tennessee

by Emerson “Happy Hanukkah!” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Current Champions:

NWA World: Jeff Jarrett (since November 20, 2002)
TNA X-Division: Sonny Siaki (since December 11, 2002)
NWA World Tag Team: Low-Ki & Elix Skipper (since January 22, 2003)
SEX Australia Champion: Ashley Hudson (since January 22, 2003)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed last week on NWA: TNA....

-Twice Jeff Jarrett beat the shit out of Raven and got back his World Title belt and twice it was 150 pound Vince Russo to stop Jarrett

-Glen Gilbertti debuted

-David Flair pinned Jerry Lynn for the second week in a row

-The Rock and Roll Express SWERVED US by joining SEX

-The New Church, the tag team of evil, SWERVED US by being good

-Tony Schiavone SWERVED US by joining SEX

-AJ Styles was forced to take Larry Zbyszko as an adviser because he couldn't beat Larry twice in 10 minutes.

-For the third week in a row 300 pound promoter Burt Prentice single handedly ran off Konnan.

And that's what you missed on NWA: TNA.

So before I begin this week, I wanted to take a special look on the month of January, which was entirely booked by Vince Russo...

There were four shows and on these four shows there were 28 total matches, 21 of those matches ended with either interference or a foreign object being used and 13 matches featured a post-match brawl.

So, yes, 3 out of every 4 matches ended in shenanigans and almost half of the matches saw the giant post-match brawl. It's obvious Vince Russo learned from his failures.

-We start the show in the ring as Larry Zbyszko is standing in the ring with the NWA Title over his shoulder. Now that he is AJ Styles mentor, he is going to do something nice for AJ and that is demanding Jeff Jarrett gives AJ a world title shot.

This brings out the NWA Champion who is pissed off that everyone keeps stealing his belt. Jarrett will only give AJ a title shot when AJ man's up and asks for the shot. Well AJ has been asking for 6 weeks.

Jarrett says Larry can give him the belt the easy way or the hard way. Jarrett marched to the ring and he was attacked by AJ Styles. In the ring AJ was pulled off by Larry, so Jarrett attacked AJ. Larry tried pulling Jarrett off, so Jarrett knocked out Larry.

Out ran SEX in army fatigues and masks to carry Jarrett out of the building and throw him out. They were wearing masks, so it was supposed to be a mystery, but Ron and Don Harris yelled at the camera and then you saw Vince Russo standing there.

1.) Jorge Estrada beat Glen Gilbertti (w/Mike Sanders) in 6:52. Sanders joined the announce team and was as helpful as a second hole in your ass. No one gave three shits about this match, it was just horrible and it ended with Estrada scoring the pin with a back slide.

After the match Sanders and Gilbertti attacked Estrada and left him in his underwear.

-To the back where Goldylocks is yelling at Bob Armstrong, so Bob yelled at her back. Bob said they have a man working on the SEX-Jeff Jarrett situation before walking off.

-Vince Russo decided now was the best time to cut a promo in a darkened part of the arena where you cannot see him. Russo says that now they have taken out the leader, they are going to take out every member of the army tonight. Russo said he is not harming Jarrett, but he is doing this for his own good. He has also put Glen in charge of Jarrett's character, saying that when Jarrett comes back he wants Jarrett cursing, telling the fans to fuck off and flush tradition down the drain.

As Glen walked away he was attacked by Dusty Rhodes! Dusty beat down Glen and walked to the ring. Dusty said Jarrett was abducted by a bunch of thugs. He says that this bullshit has got to stop. Hey we all agree. Dusty calls out Jerry Lynn, The Truth, Amazing Red and AMW.

Dusty puts over all 5 men as some of the best wrestlers in America. Dusty told Truth that “a black man” did not win the World Title, “a man” did.

Dusty said that he is going to go find Jarrett and is putting those five men in charge.

2.) X-Division Champion Sonny Siaki (w/Desire) pinned Amazing Red in 9:44 Red stayed in the ring, after Siaki was introduced they played Red's music during his introduction. Siaki pointed out how short Red was, so Red kicked him in the head. That always works. Siaki gets the advantage with a wacky Samoan Drop. Red went for a dive later on, but Siaki caught him and slammed him into the announce table. Siaki caught Red coming off the top rope with a Black Hole Slam, but somehow Red got a 2 count. Siaki kicked out of the Code Red, Desire hooked Red's foot and Siaki hit the Siakalypse, but did the long delayed cover and Red kicked out. Red hit a standing Shooting Star Press, but when he went for the Infra-Red, but Siaki threw the referee down, which wasn't a disqualification. Desire crotched Red and Siaki picked up the win with a Pump Handle Tombstone for the win.

-After the match Red shoved down Desire, Siaki attacked Red and Kash and Trinity ran in for the save.

-Earlier today Mike Tenay talked to Konnan. Tenay asks why he randomly attacks the X-Division and why he keeps blaming Tenay for shit. Konnan says that he was the top star in Mexico. Konnan says that wrestling fans and everyone in wrestling in racist. The WWF and TNA and WCW has never and doesn't use Latino talent or use them to their best potential. Konnan says people like Tito Santana, Pedro Morales and Chavo Guerrero are thrown to the side.

Tenay tries to defend the X Division and Konnan just called him a racist, saying he is here to do whatever it takes to make sure the Latinos are never fucked over again.

-Bullet Bob told Goldy to fuck off when BG James walked in. We couldn't hear anything he said due to poor audio. Bob did tell BG that he had a match right now and Bob has a surprise for him

3.) Tenacious Z pinned BG James in 3:56. Tenacious Z is Zack Gowen aka the right one legged wrestler. I always wonder who John Laurinaitis actually hired the first time. Zack does more in this match then he ever did in his 6 months in WWE. This was actually a bad match as BG loudly told Zack what to do in spots. I know you are shocked that these two had a bad match, but still. Zack got the fans popping with a one legged Asai Moonsault. Scott Armstrong was the referee because they couldn't just have someone else do it. BG shoved Scott, so Scott shoved BG into a school boy for a 2 count. BG went for another shot, but Scott nailed him again. Gowen got the pin with a small package.

-After the match Raven hit the ring and beat down Gowen until security pulled the one legged guy away. Raven said AJ has his NWA World Title and demands AJ brings it to him. Didn't Jarrett get it back an hour ago? Or didn't Russo steal it back?

Out comes AJ Styles. Raven called him a pussy and challenged him to a match. AJ doesn't like being called a pussy, so he ran to the ring and the fight was on. No referees so this isn't actually a match.

AJ and Raven brawled around ringside with neither of them really getting the better of it. Raven then grabbed AJ's hands and tried to break his fingers before running off with the NWA Title.

-Goldylocks is again with Bob Armstrong. Bob told her off again. The New Church happened to be there and AMW walked in demanding a title shot. Jim Mitchell said they could have it next week. AMW was pissed until Bob told them the same thing.

I am only an hour into this show. Blargh.

4.) Ron Killings won a 4-corners Elimination Match over David Flair, Mike Sanders and Jerry Lynn in 9:08. For some reason the SEX duo got separate entrances. Flair had his sack with him. It's such a mystery as to what is inside this sack that is knocking everyone out. I will go out on a limb and say we'll either not find out what it is or it will be disappointing. Sanders and Flair, as evil heels, got along fine, while Lynn and Truth, the baby face friends, slap each other to tag in and out. The fans were not into this at all, but they haven't been into much in four weeks. At this point everyone knows that no important match will ever end without bullshit. Speaking of it, Sanders was the first man eliminated after Jorge Estrada interfered and gave him a Missile Dropkick. Lynn then pinned Flair with a small package after a figure four. Killings came in with a flying forearm, Lynn ducked and he took out the referee. Flair got on the apron and smacked Lynn with the sack. Killings made the cover for the win as the announcers wondered whether Ron was with SEX or not.

-After the match Lynn and Killings shoved each other.

-In the back Goldylocks is actually talking to someone else, Triple X this time. Goldy did this monotone interview asking Skipper and Low-Ki about the bullshit way they won the Tag Team Titles. Well she has a point. Skipper and Ki just talked about how they were family.

Desire walked in and told her she had fake tits. Goldy called her a bitch.

5.) Trinity pinned Desire in 8:21. Yes, this match went EIGHT MINUTES AND TWENTY ONE SECONDS. Hooray for bad woman's wrestling. Kash was in Trinity's corner and Siaki was in Desire's corner. Thirty seconds into the match Desire slapped Kid Kash and Sonny kicked Trinity in the mouth. The match should have ended there, but alas. Trinity ran at Desire in the ring and somehow Desire got a 2 count off of that. After watching it several times, Trinity ran at her and took a bump. Perhaps she was showing Desire how? Desire slapped Trinity in the boobs, but Trinity reversed it and slapped Desire in the boobs. Trinity came off the ropes and tripped on the bottom rope. They tried to claim Siaki tripped her, but the X Champion was standing 10 feet away. Kid Kash isn't bothering to help his woman. Kid Kash did jump on the apron to distract the referee as Siaki put to boots to Trinity. Don wonders what Trinity has done to deserve this. I remember all those Divine Storm matches that she felt the need to over shadow the match. Trinity gave Desire a clothesline and somehow fell down, letting Desire fall on her legs. Trinity then won with a moonsault.

6.) NWA World Tag Team Champions Elix Skipper & Low-Ki went to the worst timed double pin in the history of wrestling with The Disciples of the New Church in 15:35. This should be interesting. Slash does a big dive over the top rope onto both Skipper and Ki during the introductions and thus we got the normal New Church match with the brawl all over the arena. Tenay is freaking the fuck out about getting control, despite every main event match in TNA history doing the same thing. As is the norm in TNA, this wild out of control brawl broke down into a tag team match with rules and tags. They got the heat on Slash. You didn't expect Brian Lee to sell for the midgets, did you? You don't know how happy I was to see the clock tick past eight minutes, twenty-one seconds for the match. Ki rolled through on a Dragon Sleeper with a cross arm breaker. Ki and Skipper switch behind the ref's back and the referee couldn't tell the difference between the white guy and the black guy. My mother used to go on rants over stupid referees when she would watch wrestling. Tenay claimed the place would explode once Slash made the hot tag to Lee. They did not explode or really react. The finish saw both teams get two counts off of chair shots “behind the referee's back”. The ref took a bump. Not sure why since he never bothers to turn his head during the bullshit. I got a headache in the finish as Low Ki pinned Brian Lee for about 10 seconds before Slash covered Skipper for a “simultaneous” three count.

-Scott Armstrong ran down, took the belts and said that they titles were being held up.

AMW ran in, followed by several SEX members in fatigues and masks for a 8-way brawl. The extra SEX guys are the Harris twins and someone with medium height and build, so it could be anyone.

Jerry Lynn ran in and we got a big brawl that no one really cared about. Kash and Estrada ran down. There are ten minutes left in the show when this brawl started. Tenay is yelling about the numbers game. By my count there are 7 babyfaces and 6 heels. Trinity ran down to make it 8 faces. Red ran down to make it 8 babyfaces. But the damn numbers game!?!?! how can the faces be expected to stand up for themselves? Well here comes Bullet Bob Armstrong to make it 9 babyfaces. Desire ran in to make it 9-7 and then Raven walked by them all and went into the ring, which was the cue for everyone to leave.

SEX locks all the babyfaces in the SEX locker room some how and for some odd, unknown reason. So 9 babyfaces were taken out by 7 heels.

Turns out the guy they thought was Glen Gilbertti was Jeff Jarrett under the mask. Jarrett, who by the way, was beating on his own men, punched Sanders and just as he tackled Russo to the mat, the show went off the air.

-Six matches. Five ended with interference and five had post-match shenanigans. Russo is on pace for a higher percentage of such finishes in February than he did in January.

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
December 13, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “Gangrel Style” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. His top challenger is Jinder Mahal.

-Dusty Rhodes is the Authority Figure, but his job title seems to change from week to week.

-They have a seemingly always rotating announce table, but the most consistent thing is Jim Ross in the main event.

-NXT is an alternate universe from WWE where Mahal and Drew McIntyre are not in a band and Seth Rollins is not trying to Shield us from injustice.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero, so she put a $5,000 bounty on his head.

-The insanely popular Paige, Emma and Audrey Marie are the only three NXT Diva's and depending on the week Paige and Audrey are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper (Husky Harris and Brodie Lee) have formed a weird family.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

It is the night four months in the making! Jinder Mahal gets his first chance at Seth Rollins' NXT Championship since losing the tournament final back on August 30.

1.) Paige defeated Sasha Banks in 4:03. Sasha used to wrestle as Mercedes KV and has lived all over the US. Paige didn't quite get her normal reaction coming out, but the fans were still solidly behind the pale girl. Paige looked greener than she ever has in this one. Not that she was bad, per se, just green. There are four Diva's on this show and the only one who is kind of a heel is Audrey Marie. Sasha got the heat with a victory roll. That is a sentence you have never read before. Sasha got a pair of two counts, before being pinned with the Paige Turner.

-To the back where Tony Luftman is with Roman Reigns, who in Alternate Universe WWE is not in The Shield, told off Tony for waiting so long to interview him. Before Tony could actually ask him a question, Roman got a call on his cell phone (he uses a generic ring tone) and walked off.

-Video of last week's angle with Tyson Kidd, Leo Kruger, Kassius Ohno and William Regal aired, which gives us a pre-taped promo with Kruger and Ohno. Ohno says that they have taken out Richie Steamboat, Trent Baretta and Tyson Kidd and they will not be the last.

Leo said that they are three trophies and Ohno warned William Regal to not stick his nose into their business anymore or he will end up in the ICU.

2.) Bray Wyatt's Second Son/Follower destroyed Oliver Grey in1:56. Bray Wyatt did his promo before the match, which the fans were into. This is an awesome gimmick and I hope he gets called back up soon, preferably with his family. The mystery family member is not Luke Harper. Bray introduces his newest family member, who is unnamed. He is a tall, bald man with the NXT trademarked long shaggy beard. This man booted Oliver in the first 4 seconds of the match and I thought it would be the end, but it was not. A bear hug, corner splash and sidewalk slam was all that he needed to pick up the win.

-After the match Bray referred to his new find as “Rowan”. According to some research he was known in FCW as Erick Rowan. According to Wikipedia, Eric Rowan was a cricket player in South Africa who lived from 1909-1993. I think that is a different person.

The wrestler used to use the name Thoruf Marius. Now that is a name.

-After commercial break Token NXT Authority Figure Dusty Rhodes came out. Where is Jack Tunney when you need him? Sadly he has passed on.

Dusty is actually looking good, he got a haircut and looks younger somehow. Dusty is here to talk about Raw Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero. Dusty said Vickie is always welcome here, but to keep her nose out of NXT business. Dusty then rescinded the $5,000 bounty on Big E. Langston's head. Well when you have people like Camacho trying to claim it...

Speaking of Camacho (another sentence never said before), Camacho came out and said there is still a bounty, homes.

Camacho says he needs the money because Hunico is stuck in Mexico. The life of a big time WWE wrestler. Why can Hunico not get out of Mexico? How does Camacho need exactly $5,000 to get Hunico out? How do these two WWE Superstars, who have sorta been on the main roster for a year not have 5 grand between them?

When did NXT become a 70's sitcom where if you need a certain amount of money there will always be some sort of contest where you can conveniently win the exact amount of money you need? My bad movie idea was for someone to need a weird amount like $4,196.27 and then find a contest where you could win exactly that. Seriously I would mark out if there was a lottery for $5,000 and all the NXT guys had to buy tickets. You could have Camacho there with 50 or 60 tickets and then someone like Oliver Grey buys one ticket and wins the lottery.

Anyway Camacho threatens to put a $5,000 bounty on Dusty's head. Not sure how that would help since he would then owe whomever took Dusty out $5,000 and then still need $5,000 to get Hunico out of Mexico.

Before I could continue to make up shit, out comes Big E. Langston and this gives Dusty the brilliant idea to make a Handicap Match for next week with Big vs Camacho and a partner of his choice. Dusty never said how many partners Camacho could have, so I think he should have 4 partners, this way Big could beat 5 men with a 5 count.

-Earlier today the World Heavyweight Champion, the Big Show threatened a blonde haired geek who thought he could challenge any WWE Superstar. Without mentioning who the hell it is, he did say he would knock someone the hell out.

Turns out he was talking about Bo Dallas, so next week Bo gets to wrestle Big Show.

-ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IS DEAD! JINDER MAHAL IS IN A BAND! This really does make me sad that Jinder is now in a band on NXT. Seth is.....still not in The Shield.

3.) NXT Champion Seth Rollins pinned Jinder Mahal in 16:18. this match started with over 18 minutes of internet time left. The first time these two wrestled, it was actually pretty good. Mahal's strategy early on was to frustrate the champion, which he succeeded in doing. Jinder rolled to the outside at the bell and would step outside the ropes, forcing the referee to back Seth off when Seth was trying to get in some offense. JR and Mr. Regal put over that Seth will always be remembered as the first NXT Champion. I used to love this show (right now I like the show), but for Rollins' sake I really hope he is remembered for more. Mahal got the heat when Seth went for a springboard dive and Jinder shoved him off, which sent Seth crashing onto the ramp. I wonder if that is safer than RVD always crashing into the dasher boards. This match was not as good as last time, but it was fine. The first time had Howard Finkel announcing and the entire roster standing on the ramp and watching, which added to the atmosphere. This match went through two commercial breaks, with Mahal on offense from the first segment to the third segment. Rollins hit a beautiful springboard flying knee to the side of the head of Mahal. Rollins hit a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Mahal rolled through and almost won the championship. The finish saw Jinder go for the 10 punches of doom, but slapped Seth. Rollins grabbed him and threw him into the corner with a power bomb. Mahal tried to lock on the Camel Clutch, but Rollins got to the ropes and picked up the win with a super kick and Ultimo Dragon's back flip DDT, called the Skywalker.

-As Seth went to leave, he walked by Corey Graves who sarcastically clapped his hands, theoretically setting up a program with them. Spoiler alert: they will not be having a program together.

-That is it for this week. To reiterate, Seth Rollins is STILL the NXT Champion and I am actually looking forward to next week.

[Agent P]

NWA: Total Nonstop Action #31
February 12, 2003
LIVE! From Nashville, Tennessee

by Emerson “I fell asleep during the Miz TV segment at TLC” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Current Champions:

NWA World: Jeff Jarrett (since November 20, 2002)
TNA X-Division: Sonny Siaki (since December 11, 2002)
NWA World Tag Team: Titles held up (since February 5, 2003)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed last week on NWA: TNA....

-Jeff Jarrett continued his physical dominance over both Raven and AJ Styles

-Vince Russo continued his physical dominance over Jeff Jarrett

-Jorge Estrada was stripped of his Elvis suit.

-Konnan called Mike Tenay racist.

-Zack Gowen debuted.

-Ron Killings and Jerry Lynn continued to not get along.

-Desire said Goldylocks had fake tits, so Goldy called Desire a bitch.

-Kid Kash allowed Sonny Siaki to rough up Trinity about 12 times, but was fed up on the 13th time and helped Trinity pin Desire.

-The worst double pin in the history of mankind occurred when Triple X and the New Church went to a draw and 3 seconds after the 3 count was made, Bullet Bob had already stripped XXX of the Tag Team Titles.

-Finally the show ended with this horribly long and horribly boring brawl with the NWA and SEX factions.

And that's what you missed on NWA: TNA.

Running tally for February:
Total Matches: 6
Matches that ended with interference or some such shenanigans: 5
Matches that featured a post-match fight: 5

Hooray for Jorge Estrada who was the only person to win last week without bullshit happening.

-The show started with a 10 bell salute for Curt Hennig, who passed away on February 10.

-That was then followed by video from after the show went off the air last week with Vince Russo tying Jeff Jarrett to the ropes and then each member of SEX whipped Jarrett with a belt.

-After the opening video package, Mike Tenay was in the middle of the ring and announced that Bullet Bob Armstrong has taken a leave of absence. The NWA then searched high and low for his replacement and that is JJ Dillon.

JJ walked out on the ramp and before he could even step towards the ring, the SEX music hit and Vince Russo went to the ring with the Harris Twins. Russo says he was here to give an update on Jarrett and cannot believe that that piece of shit (Dillon) was allowed in the building.

Russo claims that Dillon tried to get him fired of WCW. Vince claimed he was a big fan of the Horsemen and JJ, that was until he met him. Russo said JJ sold WCW a bill of goods about what he could bring to the table and Dillon couldn't bring them anything. Yeah, one of those two did that.

Russo said Dillon and Kevin Sullivan teamed up to bury Russo to management until they fired him. Russo says that because Dillon took food off the table of his kids, he is going to have Ron and Don kick his ass.

JJ, still standing on the ramp, said Russo is suffering from selective amnesia. He left the WWF on his own, just like Russo. The difference was when JJ left the WWF he met with Vince personally and told him to his face he was putting in his notice. He didn't call Vince long distance the day before a major television shoot and quit.

JJ told Vince that Eric Bischoff understood business enough that they could make money. When Russo wanted to join WCW, he called Dillon looking for a job. Russo then began shouting over Dillon and sent the Harris twins. Before Ron and Don made it up the ramp he was attacked by Sandman!

The Sandman is in the Asylum and has single handedly sent Ron and Don packing!

Sandman has a cheap rip off of Enter Sandman as a theme. Mind you that is better than whatever he had in WWE.

-Tenay told us that Jeff Jarrett is not scheduled to be here because of what happened last week.

We then got a video package of the worst timed double pin in wrestling history.

-What is going to happen is there will be a 4-team tournament and the winners of the tournament will face Triple X for the vacated tag team titles. Later tonight Ron and Don Harris will face the New Church and the finals will be next week with the championship match the week after.

1.) In a first round tournament match, America's Most Wanted defeated the Rock and Roll Express in 4:56. These two teams faced off two weeks ago, with AMW scoring the pin. Yes, despite being 0-1 in TNA, Ricky and Robert are considered one of the top five teams. Just like the first match Chris Harris played Ricky Morton while being beaten down by Morton himself. The finish saw Harris pay tribute to Hennig by pinning Morton with a Perfect Plex. Considering how he died, shouldn't he have snorted cocaine?

-After the match Low-Ki ran in and attacked AMW with the tag team title belt.

-To the back where Vince Russo is standing outside waiting for Raven. Raven just showed up and Russo is bitching about Sandman. Out of nowhere Sandman ran after Raven with the stick, but Raven got away and locked himself in his locker room.

2.) In the other first round tag team tournament match, Ron and Don Harris defeated The New Church (w/Jim Mitchell) in 4:45. The match was the giant brawl around the ringside area, which later broke down into a tag team match that we get treated to weekly. Ron and Don got the heat on Slash by throwing a chair at him, which was supposed to be behind the referee's back, but this is TNA so you know the ref was looking right at them. The finish saw Low Ki run down and distract Brian Lee and the Harris Twins picked up the win with the H Bomb.

-During the match it was announced that next week Jeff Jarrett will defend the NWA Title against AJ Styles and tonight it will be Raven vs Sandman.

3.) Kid Kash (w/Trinity) pinned Sonny Siaki (w/Desire) to win the X-Division Championship in 7:09. Desire has straightened her hair and no longer looks like a prostitute somehow. Tenay says how much the NWA wishes they could get back the X Title from SEX. Of course if you had a referee who disqualified Siaki for things going on in front of his face, you could do just that. They fought outside where Kash threw a chair as Siaki, the champion ducked and the chair almost took out several people in the front row. Desire slammed Trinity back-first into the guardrail. Three minutes into the damn match and they are already interfering. Kash successfully throws a chair at Siaki, so Siaki successfully threw a chair at Kash. Trinity is a stunt double for Jennifer Garner in Daredevil. Makes sense. A shitty valet in a shitty movie. Desire and Trinity just ran into the ring and attacked the men while Don yells that the referee has no idea what's going on. Kash won the title with what was supposed to be a springboard moonsault, but he landed on his head and fell on top of Siaki for the win.

-A segment called “The Interrogation” aired where Mike Tenay and Don West asked Ron Killings a bunch of questions in one minute. Among other things he called Vince McMahon an asshole, said his favorite tag team partner was BG James, he doesn't have a favorite Harris twin, says Jeff Jarrett is a crazy guy and Tenay can fuck off as it regards to Killings wanting to join SEX.

-Mike Sanders and Glen Gilbertti did an interview telling off Goldylocks. I forget, what did Vince Russo say about how he respects women and what not? Glen said he wanted to create characters like The Evil Architect Bill Ding, the Jew-Tang Clan and the Connecticut Urban Nasty Thugs.

BG James walked in and told them to wrestle the black guy and Elvis and he will fight Gimp.

4.) Ron Killings, Jorge Estrada and Tenacious Z defeated BG James, Mike Sanders and David Flair in 7:39. Zack Gowen may only have one leg, but he lives in the entire state of Michigan, with no specific city mentioned. Jorge Estrada was stripped of his Elvis suit last week and never put it back on. Tenay cries that he was only asking Truth a question. A question Truth answered about 17 times so far. Tenay mentioned that “Tenacious Z lost his age at the leg of 8 years old”. Estrada hit a standing Shooting Star Headbutt to Glen's knee for a 2 count. Not sure how that hurt Disco more than it hurt Jorge. Z got the hot tag and ran wild on all three men until BG tripped him, slamming his head off the ring apron. Referee Scott Armstrong ran down and interfered, allowing Gowen to moonsault BG. The finish saw a 6-way brawl break out and Truth pin Sanders with a front suplex.

-In the back Raven was interviewed by Goldylocks about Sandman. Raven went on and on about how Sandman keeps following him to every promotion. AJ Styles drove up and couldn't get out of his car, which Raven took note of. AJ finally got out and slammed Raven's head into a wall. The camera moves over 10 feet where the Rock & Roll Express are laid out as well.

-A pre-taped promo with Mike Tenay and David Flair aired. Flair was asked about Arn Anderson, Vince Russo, Stacy Keibler and Ric Flair. David talked about having to grow up with everyone idolizing his father and his father would never even be home. David refused to answer a question about his sack and that was it.

5.) Steve Corino defeated Low-Ki by disqualification in 6:54. Steve Corino making his first TNA appearance since the Gauntlet match back on June 19. Corino cut a promo before hand saying that he thought he knew Low-Ki from traveling to Japan with him, but Ki went and joined SEX. Corino becomes at least the fifth person to use the theme that would eventually be used by Abyss. This theme really got around, didn't it? Ki kicked the referee in the ankles a minute into the match and referee Scott Armstrong...stood up and pointed at his shirt. Somehow that was what Ki needed to do to get the heat. This was a pretty good match and the best of any match the last three or four weeks. Of course despite saying that, we got a bullshit finish as Low Ki gouged the referee's eyes for the DQ. Apparently you can only attack the referee once.

-After the match AMW and the New Church attacked Low Ki and then stared off with each other.

-To the back where Jerry Lynn told Goldylocks that he gives Vince Russo props for doing what he said he would do and that was to get everyone up in arms. Lynn said that he finally figured out what he needs to do and that is to use wrestling to build back up the X-Division.

6.) Jerry Lynn won an 8-way elimination match in 15:52. The match started with Shark Boy vs Jose Maximo. There are no tags and it is actual gauntlet format, as opposed to battle royal rules. Pinfall or submissions only to eliminate people. Shark pinned Jose in 1:15 with the Deep Sea Drop. Joel Maximo was next in. Joel hit a Swanton for a 2 count. Sharkie pinned him with the DSD in 2:32. Jimmy Rave was next in. Rave pinned him with a Michinoku Driver in 3:44. Tony Mamaluke came in and pinned Rave with a back suplex in 4:28. So they are trying to get 7 eliminations done as quick as possible. David Young in next. Tony worked on his knee, but Young pinned him with a Spinebuster in 6:38. Two minutes and 10 seconds. What a long match. Jerry Lynn came in next, hit a TKO, but Young hit him with a Spinebuster. Young couldn't make the cover. Young, who has such a bad knee that he can't do anything, tried to do a moonsault. He missed and Lynn tapped him out with an STF in 8:51. So just like that, it is the finals with Jerry Lynn vs Paul London. Don't know why they didn't just have these two wrestle one another. Watching the for a few minutes made you realize how much fun them wrestling in an actual match could be. Lynn almost picked up the win with a sunset flip power bomb off the ropes. The finish saw London go for the Shooting Star Press, but Lynn got his knees up. After a series of reversals Lynn pinned him with a Cradle Piledriver.

-After the match the losers came down and celebrated with Lynn. Konnan then came down and told off Jerry Lynn for being Mr. JL. Lynn told him to fuck off. Konnan called him a thief for stealing moves from Lucha. Konnan and the SAT then attacked everyone else and walked off together.

Vince Russo cut them off and demanded to know what side Konnan was on. Konnan said it wasn't his side and left.

-To the back where Jorge Estrada said he is now flying solo. He has been flying solo since October. Truth then barged in and told everyone to fuck off before leaving.

They stumbled across Mike Sanders and Glen Gilbertti, who were laid out outside.

-Next week:
Jeff Jarrett vs AJ Styles for the NWA Title.

Apparently that's all that is happening next week.

7.) Raven pinned Sandman in a Falls Count Anywhere match in 7:37. Here is a fun fact for you. This is the first time ever that Raven and Sandman main evented a pay per view with each other. The match starts with 11 minutes of pay per view time left, so this won't be going too long. Sandman has already taken apart the guardrail, placing it in the ring and dropping Raven face first and groin first into it. They go into the audience and fight into the stands. Sandman appears to have thumbtacks in his forehead despite thumbtacks not being used yet. There was not much to this match, even by Raven-Sandman standards. The finish saw Sandman set up Raven on a table and climb up a set of steps. Before he could do anything, Low Ki shoved him off, Raven moved and Sandman crashed through the table. Raven then pinned him.

-After the match Steve Corino ran down and attacked Low Ki and we had a 4-way brawl. The 4-way didn't last long as Russo sent all of SEX down. They tied up both Corino and Sandman just like last week. However, before they could do anything Superman returned to save the day. Jeff Jarrett took out about 7 people with a kendo stick and only then did The New Church run in for help. Finally AJ Styles ran in to preview next week's main event and dropped Jarrett with a Styles Clash on a chair. That is how the show ended this week.

-So this week, we had 7 matches, 5 had shenanigans during the match leading to the finish and 4 had post-match attacks and/or brawling. That brings our February total to 13 matches, 10 ending with bullshit and 9 having post-match brawling.

[Agent P]

WWE NXT
December 20, 2012
LIVE! From Full Sail University

by Emerson “Mary Christmas!” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

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Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. As of 12/13 he was in an Alternate Universe where he is not here to Shield us against injustice.

-Dusty Rhodes is the Authority Figure, but his job title seems to change from week to week.

-They have a seemingly always rotating announce table, but the most consistent thing is Jim Ross in the main event.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero so he waited for AJ to invite him to go to Raw...after she lost power.

-The insanely popular Paige, Emma, Audrey Marie and Sasha Banks are the only four NXT Diva's and depending on the week Paige and Audrey are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper and Rowan (Husky Harris, Brodie Lee and Erick Rowan) have formed a weird family.

-Kassius Ohno and Leo Kruger have formed an alliance and seemed determined to get William Regal to drop the headset and get in the ring.

-Camacho desperately needs $5,000 to break Hunico out of Mexico. Are plane tickets really that expensive?

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

-We get a video package about Bo Dallas' open challenge to anyone in WWE, which was accepted by the seven foot tall, 500 pound World Heavyweight Champion: The Big Show, who will face Bo tonight.

1.) Jimmy & Jey Uso defeated Primo & Epico (w/Rosa Mendes) in 8:21. It's a beginning of the card SmackDown tag team match that is the beginning of the card NXT tag team match this week. Tony Dawson points out that The Uso's have never won the WWE Tag Team Championship. Since they debuted John Cena & David Otunga, Drew McIntyre & Cody Rhodes, John Cena & The Miz and David Otunga & Michael McGillicutty are among the teams that have won them. The highlight was Jimmy Uso nailing a huge dive over the top rope onto the cousins Colon. This match actually went through a commercial break, which isn't a usual occurrence for the opener. Primo and Epico got the heat on Jey Uso. OLD SKOOL TAG TEAM PSYCHOLOGY as Primo distracted the referee just as Jey made the hot tag to Jimmy, so the tag was not allowed. Seconds later, however, Jey made the tag for real. The brothers Uso put Primo through the ringer and picked up the win with the Superfly Splash.

-Just as the fall was made, the lights went out and we got the flashing blue lights that typically signal Ascension. Of course Kenneth Cameron was fired three weeks ago. Conor O'Brien appeared on the tron and said that the war is not over. Well Kenneth Cameron was also there, saying that The Ascension will rise. I wouldn't count on that.

2.) Big E. Langston destroyed Camacho and Aiden English in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match in 1:12. Poor Camacho. And now he dragged Aiden English into this as well. Last week Big told him to find any partner for a Handicap Match. I said Big should beat 5 men at a time. Now that there is no more bounty, how will Camacho afford the five thousand dollars he needs to break Hunico out of Mexico? Perhaps Camacho could kiss up to AJ as well. William Regal made fun of Aiden's lack of tan. Big had Aiden beat in about 19 seconds with a full body block, but Camacho prevented the match from ending. Big dared Camacho to get in the ring, so Haku Jr slapped him and walked away. Big then pinned Aiden with his finisher. Sadly this time he did not demand the referee count to five while the referee ignored it.

-After the match Big gave poor Aiden his finisher twice more while Camacho just left.

3.) Kassius Ohno pinned Percy Watson in 5:17. Ohno psyches himself up for this match by giving elbow strikes to the turnbuckle pad. Percy with a hip-toss and Ohno somehow landed on Percy's head. Ohno just beat the snot out of Showtime and finished this one with his tornado elbow strike. Percy actually got a brief flurry that was highlighted with a spinebuster and the Heisman Splash.

-After the match Ohno just stared at William Regal, while Mr. Regal gave him a look of contempt.

-After a brief commercial break we are joined in the ring by Jim Ross as he interviews the NXT Champion: Seth Rollins! It is alternate universe time! Seth gets the fans going, but they don't appear as excited as normal. How many damn weeks have they taped in advance? The Shield has been going for 5 weeks already.

Rollins says he enjoyed being hunted and enjoys having the bulls eye on his back. He is a fighting champion who has mowed down every challenger who has been put in front of him. I know most of you currently expect Big E. Langston to run down, but instead Corey Graves hits the ring, tackles Seth at the knee and slaps on the 13th Step (figure four with Rollins on his tummy).

Graves told JR to interview him now. Corey didn't bother waiting for a question and instead said how just like his tattoo's, what he just did to Seth Rollins had a story. The story being he wants to be NXT Champion. He feeds off anarchy and that title represents a new heaven to the superstars of NXT and those guys are searching for the stairway. For Corey, it is a path through hell and challenges Seth to see him in hell.

In all seriousness, he may soon be champion. Of course by soon I mean the episode will air in March or so.

-John Cena announced that next week there will be an NXT Year in Review Show. Great.

4.) World Heavyweight Champion Big Show pinned Bo Dallas in 4:51. JR notes that Show has a carcinogenic right hand. I wonder if it causes lung cancer. William notes that he has been punched by Show. Only once or twice. This was the mismatch you expect. Bo got very brief flurries of punches and what have you, but Show would lay him out. Bo actually got him in a rear naked choke when being picked up for a body slam. They tried calling it a sleeper hold, but no. It was a choke and the referee ain't doing a damn thing about it! Show gets out of it. Show misses an elbow and Bo tries to capitalize on it with a series of dropkicks and went for a bulldog, but Show threw him off. One WMD later and the match was over.

-So that is it for this week. I will be back next week for NXT. There probably will not be a TNA report on Sunday on AngryMarks.com, but keep an eye out for it anyhoo. Until then, have a Merry Christmas!

[Agent P]

Thank you and I am confident that no one in the state of Massachusetts would want to read my thoughts on Camacho and his need for $5,000 to break Hunico out of Mexico

[Agent P]

WWE NXT: The Year In Review
December 27, 2012
LIVE! From Stamford, Connecticut

by Emerson “Happy New Year!” Witner

SPOILER: Click to show

Any questions, comments concerns of emotional outbursts? Contact me:

e-mail: [e-mail]
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Twitter: @thereallyrealew

Here's what you need to know about NXT:

-They have a champion, it's Seth Rollins, aka the former Tyler Black. As of 12/20 he was in an Alternate Universe where he is not here to Shield us against injustice.

-Dusty Rhodes is the Authority Figure, but his job title seems to change from week to week.

-They have a seemingly always rotating announce table, but the most consistent thing is Jim Ross in the main event.

-NXT has this fun habit of editing matches from different tapings together and not bothering to try to hide it. That's why you will sometimes have a pink middle rope for one match and it won't be there for the next match

-Big E. Langston refused to go to Raw with Vickie Guerrero so he waited for AJ to invite him to go to Raw...after she lost power.

-The insanely popular Paige, Emma, Audrey Marie and Sasha Banks are the only four NXT Diva's and depending on the week Paige and Audrey are either trying to team up to prove they are better than the WWE Diva's or attacking each other.

-Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper and Rowan (Husky Harris, Brodie Lee and Erick Rowan) have formed a weird family.

-Kassius Ohno and Leo Kruger have formed an alliance and seemed determined to get William Regal to drop the headset and get in the ring.

-Camacho desperately needs $5,000 to break Hunico out of Mexico. Are plane tickets really that expensive?

-The Uso's and The Ascension are somehow still feuding despite Kenneth Cameron being fired over a month ago.

And that's everything you need to know about NXT. (Now we know!) (And knowing is half the battle) (G.I. Joe!)

In case you missed it, here's what you missed in the first five months of this year on WWE NXT...

-Matt Striker was kidnapped, but only on NXT. Striker continued to appear on Raw, SmackDown and Superstars unscathed.

-William Regal became an authority figure and had a major beef with Hawkins and Reks. Rekins were the ones to plot the dastardly Striker kidnapping and pinned it on Maxine and Johnny Curtis.

-Maxine and Johnny Curtis spend several months in a love rectangle with Derrick Bateman and Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn seemingly wanted to date Bateman, Bateman seemingly wanted to date Kaitlyn, Bateman wanted to marry Maxine, but Maxine once dated Curtis. Curtis got a freaky sex character before his Dancing With The Stars character and seemingly had a thing for Kaitlyn as well.

-Kaitlyn and Justin Gabriel threw an intervention for Derrick Bateman before Bateman's wedding to Maxine, which seemed to cure Bateman as he left the crazy woman.

-Hornswoggle left NXT and dumped AJ because he needed to do things on SmackDown. Of course AJ was on SmackDown at the time. She moved on to taller men.

-Tyson Kidd turned baby face for no reason and tried teaming with Trent Baretta, Justin Gabriel and Percy Watson, all of whom promptly got injured.

-Percy Watson was blamed for injuring several superstars, including Percy Watson.

-Great Khali and Ezekial Jackson formed a team for two weeks.

-Titus O'Neil got tired of wrestling Darren Young every week, so he turned heel and formed a team. They were called to SmackDown, which made Derrick Bateman the unofficial winner of NXT Redemption.

-Before that Darren was in love with Tamina and kept trying to hook up with her. That quickly went nowhere.

-Regal eventually proved why he wasn't an idiot and revealed he watched the show and knew that Hawkins and Reks had kidnapped Striker. Striker was eventually returned unharmed and Hawkins & Reks were fired, despite being on the show every week.

-Of course all wackiness was thrown out the window in May when NXT became the developmental territory and that's what brings us here today. Keep in mind I wrote all that from memory.

The show starts with Tony Dawson in the WWE Global Headquarters talking about the year in NXT so far this year.

We kick off this week by going back to August 30 and the crowning of the first ever NXT Champion. The match picked up after the final commercial break, but instead of describing it to you, I am going to copy-paste what I wrote then right here...

1.) In the Gold Rush Championship Tournament Finals Seth Rollins became the first NXT Champion, pinning Jinder Mahal in 15:14. It is the moment we have been waiting for for 4 weeks. It is Jinder Mahal. It is Seth Rollins. One of these men will become champion. Seth is called 典he Flag Bearer of Individualism・ The Fink handles the ring introductions. During the belt presentation ceremony, Jinder bowed to it. Before the match began Dusty Rhodes offered his hand to both men. Seth shook it, while Jinder told him to get the hell out of the ring. As the bell rings, my first thought is 的 guess we won't be getting Richie Steamboat vs Kassius Ohno tonight.・(NOTE: They were announced as having a match on this show) Seth takes the advantage early on, but both men end up in the ropes, but Jinder does not allow the clean break. Seth rebounds back with a series of dropkicks and goes for his finishing move early, but Mahal blocked it. Jinder ended up outside the ring and Seth went for a dive. Jinder moved, so Seth landed on the apron. Jinder, however, tripped up his foe and hip tossed him from the ring apron to the ramp outside the ring! We take a brief commercial break, long enough for Kofi Kingston to tell us not to wrestle at home (Does anyone actually listen?) before we come back and Rollins is fighting out of a rear chin lock. Seth goes for a suplex, but Jinder grounds him with a forearm. Jinder with a series of moves designed to weaken the back of the former ROH Champion. Jinder is setting him up for the Camel Clutch and if he slaps that on, Seth may not be able to do anything but tap. Seth fights through the pain of an Abdominal Stretch, but runs face-first to a jumping knee from Mahal, who picked up a 2 count. Rollins jumped to his feet and hit a series of kicks to Mahal. Jinder tried to get back and went for a running knee to the corner, but Seth rolled out of the way and Mahal nailed the turnbuckle and fell to the floor! Seth climbs to the top rope and blocks out the pain in his lower back and goes for everything as he dives off onto Jinder Mahal! Back in the ring, Seth gets crotched on the top rope and Jinder comes off the top with a beautiful superplex as we go to the final commercial break. Commercial ends quickly and both men are back on their feet exchanging strikes. Seth comes off of the ropes, but Jinder hits a tilt-a-whirl power slam. How is Seth dealing with all the pain in his back? Not sure, but Seth hits a kick to the head and a flying knee to the head for a very close 2 count. Seth is amazed that Jinder kicked out. Seth with a Stinger Splash and an STO into the middle turnbuckle. Seth with a superkick...but Jinder kicks out again! Rollins goes for a Corkscrew Moonsault, but hits the canvas! Jinder with a Full Nelson Slam! Is that it? NO! Seth kicks out! Here we go! Jinder is going for the Camel Clutch! Seth is fighting it. Rollins with a roll up! Two count! Rollins with a power bomb into the corner and nails the Black Out for the win!

-Highlights aired of the Seth-Jinder rematch BEFORE THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE COLLAPSED! Seth, for the first time on NXT, was announced as being part of The Shield and having turned his back on the fans.

-We get a video package highlighting Richie Steamboat, Audrey Marie, CJ Parker (who hasn't been on the show in months), Bo Dallas and Big E. Langston.

-Another video package, this one for Bray Wyatt, talking to his congregation. That leads us to July 12, 2012 and a Bray match!

2.) Bray Wyatt pinned Aiden English in 1:45. Aiden got the jobber entrance this week. He is 0-1 here on NXT. Bray did a promo on his way to the ring, saying in time we will understand exactly who he his and what he is capable of. Finally, after that we will understand what he is, but for now he is the angel in the dirt. Bray had the referee remove Bray's Hawaiian shirt for him. Bray slams Aiden's face onto his knee and then almost kills Aiden when throwing him out of the ring. Bray followed outside, laughing and beat on him. The fans are behind him, chanting 展y-att・ I don't know how long they will be cheering for him, since he is a heel (and won't be seen for 6 months). (EDIT: Turns out they still love him all these months later) Bray with a corner splash, before dancing with Aiden and beating him with an STO. As he covered Aiden, he cradled his head, looking like he was protecting him.

-We actually get a brand new interview with Bray Wyatt where he talks about how the New Year brings us the opportunity to lose weight or ask the girl down the street out or it is another chance for your family to disappoint you. But don't worry, because he will be here for us.

-Tonight we will see an EXCLUSIVE MATCH between Cody Rhodes and Kane.

-A great video package for Kassius Ohno aired. This really has been an episode full of great highlight packages. It culminated in a recap of the Ohno and Leo Kruger beat down on Tyson Kidd a few weeks ago where Mr. Regal pulled Tyson to safety.

-Backstage Kassius Ohno (w/glasses) tells us that while 13 is an unlucky number and 2013 will be an unlucky year for his opponents, he will not have an unlucky year and 2013 will be “OK for KO”.

-WWE Champion CM Punk is elsewhere with a Christmas present for us and that is his wisdom. The last time he was here he told Seth Rollins to beat respect out of people, which he took to heart. Punk told them to work hard, pay their dues and break through glass ceilings. That was actually good advice.

-An official video package for Big E. Langston airs, where he claims to not be normal. No talk of him suddenly deciding to go to Raw with AJ and Dolph Ziggler however.

From November 22...

3.) Big E. Langston pinned Camacho in 2:04. Camacho is here to collect Vickie Guerrero's $5.000 bounty. I always like that Big had the chance to be promoted to Raw, but refused it. JR actually mentions that King Kong Bundy used to use the 5 count, which is the first time I heard someone other than me mention it. The son of Haku didn't stand a chance in this one. Big picked up the win with the Fireman's Carry Diamond Cutter. For the second Big match in a row, the highlight was the referee having no idea why Big remained covering his opponent and yelling 吐ive・at him after the referee counted three. He really needs to clue these referee's in.

-Of course after that we go to the future to Raw from two weeks ago when Big debuted on Raw and destroyed Cena. What makes this funny, of course, is there is footage of Big as a baby face beating Seth for the NXT Title that hasn't aired yet.

-Tony Dawson then interviewed Big about the attack. Big said he was helping his friend AJ Lee, which is his business. His business on NXT is becoming NXT Champion and his New Year's Resolution is to win the NXT Title. Hmm, I guess that ties that together, eh?

-Another video package, this one for Leo Kruger, Kassius Ohno, Conor O'Brien, Paige and Corey Graves.

-Next week Seth Rollins defends the NXT Championship against........................Corey Graves? Really? Okay then...

4.) In an EXCLUSIVE MATCH, Kane pinned Cody Rhodes in 6:57. Tom Phillips and Tony Dawson call the action. Apparently this was taped in July. Despite Tony just saying seconds ago that this match was taped in July, him and Tom talk about how this is a grudge match because Kane injured Cody a month ago. In November. Okay then. Cody tries to run away early on, but Kane chases him down and gets him back in the ring. Cody gets the heat with a back elbow and Kane getting his boot caught on the top turnbuckle. We come back from commercial with both men laying on the ground and the announcer screaming “THE IMPLITUDE OF THAT LEAP!” What leap? Cody almost picks up the win with the Beautiful Disaster kick, but Kane kicked out and eventually picked up the win with a choke slam.

-Next week:

-Seth Rollins vs Corey Graves
-Bo Dallas vs Epico
-Kassius Ohno & Leo Kruger vs Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel

-We suddenly get an interruption by The Shield! The Shield takes over the satellite transmission to talk to us. Seth talks about how he is the only NXT Champion in WWE history, but he was stuck on NXT waiting to be called up.

Dean said WWE has been poisoned by lies and corruption, but WWE is too proud to tell you it is sick. The WWE Universe doesn't know the difference between right and wrong, so they are here to show us.

Seth said that while Corey Graves did what he thought he had to do, the next time he sees Corey he will be carried out of the building on a stretcher.

Dean says they work harder and train harder than everyone else and if we thought we saw pain and destruction on Raw and SmackDown we hadn't seen anything yet.

Roman confirms that NXT is their house and they will come and go as they please.

The Shield's new year's resolution is to bring justice to WWE and there is no better place to start than here on NXT next week.

-The satellite is restored with Tony Dawson in the middle of a sentence acting like nothing ever happened and he sent the show off the air.

-That is it for this week. Have a fun, exciting and safe New Years and I will see you in 2013!